Who uses Hipcrime.........

"~Roy "Tristan" Hauer" wrote in message
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Funny thing that you mentioned the usenet ab(user) tool Hipcrime. I
have a copy of hipcrime for some time now and never installed it as I
liked the way Agent worked. I just may have togo and install that dll
library and hipcrime and see exactly what it can do. I remember
something about yur able to make groups as well as delete groups, but
I may be wrong on that aspect, but I do rememeber its good for
manipulating posts......but back then I had no need, now I have a
mission so perhaps now there is a need......


Thanks for jogging my memory with the name hipcrime. I knew I seen it
somewhere around my software here, and totlaly forgot it.
Just Roy

"Tristan" wrote in message
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On Tue, 23 Jan 2007 15:22:47 GMT, ~ janj
wrote:
Carol Gulley fills out her sick fish and pond form......

Sick Fish or Sick Pond Form

Can I use this form for a mud puddle or pot hole pond?

Please describe your problem, including fish characteristics, like;
whirling, flashing, gasping at surface, wounds, etc.:

They die on me......well they start to stink in about 6 hours so I do
not keep watching them alal that much after they stop moving. They are
orange fish I get at the carnival if I get a ping pong ball in a glass
jar. I get to keep the fish in the jar. My hubby is into
flashing.........I do have lots of scabs and sores, mainly on my butt
and legs.......

Pond Size in Gallons? (litres*.26=US Gallons):
About that big, yea.

Water Source (Well, Irrigation, City?)
If City how is water treated?: =
Outhouse overflow

Time in Operation?
(How old is the pond/water?):
Hole was made last time we got our car stuck in the mud roadway

Liner type? (EPDM,PVC,RUBBER,Cement/Concrete etc):
natural mud surounded with asphalt roadway, but there is a chunk of
recap init if that means anything.

Fish Population?
Type? Size? QTY, Time in Pond:

Can't count that high, not enough fingers and toes

Food? Type and Frequency of feedings.:
Corn Flakes and Special Kitty Cat Food from Wally World

Pump Type, IN/OUT of pond, GPH etc
(Describe your filtration system as well as possible):
I pour it through a used coffee filter 2 x a week and filter it with
my used pantyhose and Randys socks daily......

Prefilter media type? Last cleaned?:
Old socks, coffee filters and panty hose.......
Cleaned once a month whenm we do monthly laundry

Filter is BIO or Mechanical? Last cleaned? How?:
Whata is BIO, Not mechanical as it has no moving parts. Randy told me
that. How do you clean a mud hole inthe middle of a road?

Carbon added? How much? When last changed?:
ONly if a car or truck is parked over it, then it gets carbon from the
exhaust pipe

Aeration? Waterfalls? Bubblers?
Venturies?:
We wash our feet in it, and the dog plays in it and makes it all
frothy so it gets aerated ok.

Water Temp?
bout 5 deg less than the road is, which can be anywhere from 0 deg to
120 deg here in Tenn.

pH?:
PH......is that parents phone. I never knew my daddy, and my momma
tossed me out in the trash so I do not know, but I can lie if I have
to if its important.

KH?:
Are you saying is Koi Lo a Ho? is that a secret code to indicate that?

Ammonia (ppm or mg/l):

No we drink Budweiser or Gin
Nitrite (ppm or mg/l):
Yes, nit is rite, and i make most of my money at night in Nsshville
on the corner.

Nitrate (ppm or mg/l):
I charge $10 for all of my nit rates no matter what people want.

Water Color, cloudiness, odor?:
My water is a golden yellow to dark brown to clear as it depends on
how much Gin and Budweisers I drink

Water changes? (% of pond volume and how often):
I urinate 10 to 18 times a day if I drink a lot.

Additives used (water conditioners etc):
I have used cocaine, maryj, meth, ludes most perscription drugs

Tests done by self or another?:
STD, HIV, HP, AIDE's, Hep A & C by local health department every month

Weather (what's it been like lately?):
Been cold here when the sun goes down but then I usually have lots of
customers to keep me warm so it matters not.

Medications used?:
I thought that was covered in additives...

What Zone or Country of residence?: Mt. Juliett TN......outside of
Nashville


Thank you for any help you may all be able to give me.
Carol Gulley


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I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!