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Old 05-03-2007, 12:57 PM posted to alt.religion.kibology,sci.bio.herp,rec.gardens.edible
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Default Potassium in the vicinity of potatoes.

On Mar 5, 3:58 am, Adam Funk wrote:
On 2007-02-28, Bill Marcum wrote:

Actually, it wasn't potassium. It was plutonium. And it wasn't
PU239. It was Archimedes Plutonium.


And it wasn't a rock. It was a rock lobster.


But where were the Paper Tiger and Scissors Lizard when this happened?


Archie Pu had already gotten Paper Tiger to chase him around the
little shrublets until Paper Tiger churned himself into butter! which
Archie Pu spread on Scissors Lizard before eating him all up!

Moral of the Story:

DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

The Ennud


Dr. Hot"Don't sprinkle me on no damn lizard"Salt