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Old 08-05-2007, 01:06 AM posted to uk.rec.gardening
Walter Bradshaw Walter Bradshaw is offline
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Default Rid your garden of a cat *forever*. Guaranteed!

Yes! You can rid your garden of a cat forever if you precisely follow
my three point plan. I have employed the following method for nearly
thirty years with 100% success. No more useless ultrasonic 'cat
scarers', lion dung, carpet grippers, water pistols etc. And, more
importantly, no more bird-killing-vermin in your garden.

Here are the three steps:-

1 Trap

2 Drown

3 Repeat as necessary


As stated, I have employed the three steps above for nearly 30 years
and not *once* have they failed.

Do your garden and the birds a favour and employ these steps in *your*
garden today!

Walter.