On Tue, 8 May 2007 01:34:07 +0100, Roger Hunt
wrote:

Walter Bradshaw wrote
Yes! You can rid your garden of a cat forever if you precisely follow
my three point plan. I have employed the following method for nearly
thirty years with 100% success. No more useless ultrasonic 'cat
scarers', lion dung, carpet grippers, water pistols etc. And, more
importantly, no more bird-killing-vermin in your garden.

Here are the three steps:-

1 Trap

2 Drown

3 Repeat as necessary


As stated, I have employed the three steps above for nearly 30 years
and not *once* have they failed.

Do your garden and the birds a favour and employ these steps in *your*
garden today!

In case you find yourself with an abundance of corpses and need a
solution ...
http://alexander.gnn.tv/blogs/9017/I...with_dead_cats

That seems to be a 'joke' site. I can't imagine how you could turn cat
corpses in to fuel??

In any case, I just bury them.

Walter.