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Old 08-05-2007, 09:53 AM posted to uk.rec.gardening
Nick Maclaren Nick Maclaren is offline
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Default Rid your garden of a cat *forever*. Guaranteed!


In article ,
Roger Hunt writes:
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| Virtually cat-free is as meaningful as virtually fat-free.
| I mean, what percentage of your garden is unsaturated cat?

My lawnmower is better than yours - it runs entirely on polyunsaturated
cats. So there!

So far, I haven't found the even more plentiful supply of saturated
troll useful for anything, not even composting. They merely continue
to stink, without decomposing into anything more useful.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.