On Tue, 8 May 2007 08:19:04 +0100, "shazzbat"
wrote:


"Walter Bradshaw" wrote in message
.. .
Yes! You can rid your garden of a cat forever if you precisely follow
my three point plan. I have employed the following method for nearly
thirty years with 100% success. No more useless ultrasonic 'cat
scarers', lion dung, carpet grippers, water pistols etc. And, more
importantly, no more bird-killing-vermin in your garden.

Here are the three steps:-

1 Trap

2 Drown

3 Repeat as necessary


4 Get back under your bridge.

Would you like me to post some pictures of me undertaking steps 1 & 2
as proof?

Walter.