Janet Baraclough wrote:

| OK, you've earned a teeshirt. or at least a semmit :-)

A semmit? Stoshus; Rerr!

A radio pundit here was commenting on the recent pressure for Scottish
independence. He likened it to the situation with Quebec in Canada but "Without
the language issue."

I thought "Oh, really?"

Obviously he'd never been doon the Gallagate or into rural Fife, Angus, Aberdeen
etc.

In the bygaun, could thon McWilliams gommerel no be daein' wi' a moothfu o' wee
heidies?

Slainthe
(Damn this spellchecker!)

Alexander