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'Mike' says...



"David in Normandy" wrote in message
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In article ,
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On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 00:27:16 -0000, "OG"
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**DO NOT CLICK**

http://www.usenet.org.uk/uk.rec.gardening.html

**DO NOT CLICK**

The above link is fake!

I redirects you to a hardcore porn site :-(



I doesn't I just tried! Bit disappointed really.

Was it in a Red Dwarf episode where there was a big red
flashing button marked "DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON!!!"?

The temptation to push it to find out what it did proved
too much for Lister. Forgot what happened but I think it
was very very bad.
--
David in Normandy


WET PAINT

Mike




At a house we lived at a few moves ago, a neighbour on one
side was quite horrible. They also had horrid kids. After a
few garden thefts and an attempted burglary I painted OUR
side of our six feet high fence with anti-vandal paint. I
took care to ensure that only anyone climbing on our side
of the fence would encounter the paint. It wasn't long
before the mother of the horrid kids was complaining to us
about her kids getting something black and greasy all over
their clothes :-)

Garden associated thefts and damage stopped after that.
--
David in Normandy