"Me" wrote in message
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"Muddymike" wrote in message
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On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me
I'm glad we've bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas at last Dad smacked his lips
The guests had gone, the turkey too - we dined on fish and chips!

Merry Christmas to you all

Mike
(The Yorkshire one)


ours is done and dusted by the 4th day...........where do you get 100lb
turkeys..............
North Yorkshire of course :-)

Mike