"tbell" wrote in message
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On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:25:04 -0800, K Barrett wrote
(in article ):

Actually I'm just kidding, Tom, you can relax,*G*. The real reason why
I'm
posting to to suggest this as a topic to any club who's looking for a
cheap
informative topic using speakers who are probably in your own club,
thereby
saving some money. We call it 'Bad Plants, Bad Plants, Whacha Gonna Do?
Whacha Gonna Do When They Happen To You?' like the 'Cops' theme song.
http://www.diabloviewos.org/

We have the members bring in their bad plants so we can help with culture
tips. Its easier to give good solid advice if you can see what people
are
doing. Members bring in their plants, Dennis and I give advice about
their
culture or any other tip they may need to grow the plant better and they
get
a ticket for a special drawing at the end. At the end members who've had
their ticket drawn have a choice. They can get their bad plant back to
keep
trying to grow it or they can take a chance on 'What's In the Box' (sort
of
like a game show). If they choose what's in the box their bad plant is
dramatically slammed into a garbage can and the person gets a great new
orchid.

Of course, your club needs someone who can grow orchids or is
knowledgeable
about orchids. *G*! (That's Dennis) And someone who's unafraid to look
like
an idiot (that's me).

A good time is had by all. We used to dress up like gang bangers, he was
the leader of the 'Thrips', and I was the leader of the 'Buds' (Crips
and
Bloods - get it?) And a funny write up always helps people get into the
spirit of the thing.

Anyway, since VPs everywhere are looking for topics for next year,
there's
one that's easy.

K Barrett

How did I know you were going to strong-arm me?

Tom
Walnut Creek, CA
Nikon D200


Its just my shy, retiring nature!

K