Subject: The President of the United States OT
From: "gary"
Date: Wed, Oct 9, 2002 10:52 AM

I don't think it's ignorant. I think it's a political tactic, possibly tinged
with a bit of in-your-face arrogance. It has been pointed out that Bush's
Texas accent grows when he's on TV.

Yeah, and I guess that and all the other dumb statements he has made is just a
political tactic to let the rest of the world know that we are being run by an
ignorant boob who totes a gun. So those Iraqis better watch out! :/

This poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush. The quotes
have been arranged for aesthetic presentation by Washington Post writer Richard
Thompson. Too good not to share, especially during National Poetry Month...


MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

by George W. Bush


I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.

It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked,
Is our children learning?

Will the highways of the Internet become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!