On Thu, 6 Mar 2008 20:23:51 +0000, MadCow wrote:
All over Britain frogs started spawning on 25th February, which is about
a month earlier than they did. A week later we had a moderate frost and
my tiny pond froze half an inch thick:
Silly Frogs. Give them a calendar.
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