Sheldon wrote in

oups.com:

If you're in the north east US nights have been much too
cool this summer and it looks like a very early fall...
here in upstate NY they've begun apple picking, a month
early.

you really can't be so ignorant that you don't know apple
harvesting *normally* begins in August, with a few non-
commercial varieties ripening as early as late July.
lee
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