"zxcvbob" wrote in message
Jacques De Molay wrote:
I do pay a lot of $$$ for my food, so my shit is
still quite valuable and I refuse to shit in my toilet and
give it away for free.

So can I use my shit as a fertilizer for my garden?



It can be done if you know what you're doing. (I'm surprised nobody has
mentioned the _Humanure Handbook_ yet.)

No-one has mentioned it because most people realise that the OP is trolling
right round usenet.