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"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote:

Don't clean you teeth
yet, they might fall out because of the shock you've given them :-))
Yes mum, I was just goin' to bush them out a bit, sort of a comb
over;O)

Snort! That'd I'd love to see. Teeth with a comb over! Just let
them
go bald and be proud of them as there is nothing worse than a comb
over.

I saw a chap in a cafe a couple of weeks ago who had a comb over that
came from about 1 inch above his collar. It was so disgusting and
fascinating that I couldn't stop staring. He must have used Super
Glue
to keep it in place.

pictures?

Comb overs, groan.

as bad as this one?
half way down the page
http://www.everythingismiscellaneous...008/12/page/2/

Another alternative is to preemptively shave your head, which is OK,
except, if you are a white guy, your head looks like a thumb.

except, if you had hair and then shaved it, it'd be a disaster if you
decided to grow it back and ...........nothing

Elaine enters with her new boyfriend, Kurt.

ELAINE: Hey! Look who's here! Hey Kurt, this is Jerry, and George, and
Kramer.

JERRY: Is he from the future?

ELAINE: No, he just shaves his head. I think it's pretty gutsy.

GEORGE: Listen, sweetheart, let me tell you a little something about guts.
Points to his head. This is guts.

ELAINE: What? Clinging to some scraps?

GEORGE: These are not "scraps." These are historic remains of a once great
society of hair.



ELAINE (looking at Kurt's driver's licence photo): Hey, driver's licence.
Oh...my God.

KURT: What?

ELAINE: Your hair. It's so thick and lustrous. I mean, it...it was.

KURT: Well, it still is. I shave my head for my swim team. I just liked the
way it looked, so I kept it.

ELAINE: Are you saying that I could be dating this hair? With you under it?
Kurt shrugs.



ELAINE: Here. Shows Kurt's driver's licence to Jerry. Take a look at that.

JERRY: Huh. Kurt's an organ donor.

ELAINE: No! He's not bald. Look! He's got a full head of hair. George
overhears and stands up, concerned.

JERRY: So he just shaves his head for no reason?

GEORGE: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!

ELAINE: And he's growing it in just for me. (Happily) It's mine. It's all
mine.

JERRY: It's just hair.

ELAINE: It's not just hair! Look! Shows Kurt's licence to Jerry again.

JERRY: It's brown.

ELAINE: It's chestnut with auburn highlights!

JERRY: So?

ELAINE: You're not around women. You don't know how important a man's hair
is. They both look at George, who is reading a newspaper and struggling to
keep his composure. I'm sorry, George, but it's true.



New scene - Elaine checking out Kurt's head at her apartment.

ELAINE: Oh, it's coming in already! Wow, you have some very nice little
seedlings here. Huh...

KURT: What?

ELAINE: Well, it doesn't seem to be coming in so good over here. Or here.

KURT: What do you mean? Goes into the bedroom to look in the mirror.

ELAINE: Well, I don't know...how long have you been shaving your head for?

KURT (from the bedroom): About three years.

ELAINE: Huh.

KURT: Oh my God! Steps into the doorway I'm going bald!