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Time release fertilizers
"Billy" wrote in message ... In article , "George.com" wrote: "George.com" wrote in message ... "FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message ... "Billy" wrote in message "FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote: Don't clean you teeth yet, they might fall out because of the shock you've given them :-)) Yes mum, I was just goin' to bush them out a bit, sort of a comb over;O) Snort! That'd I'd love to see. Teeth with a comb over! Just let them go bald and be proud of them as there is nothing worse than a comb over. I saw a chap in a cafe a couple of weeks ago who had a comb over that came from about 1 inch above his collar. It was so disgusting and fascinating that I couldn't stop staring. He must have used Super Glue to keep it in place. pictures? Comb overs, groan. as bad as this one? half way down the page http://www.everythingismiscellaneous...008/12/page/2/ Another alternative is to preemptively shave your head, which is OK, except, if you are a white guy, your head looks like a thumb. except, if you had hair and then shaved it, it'd be a disaster if you decided to grow it back and ...........nothing Elaine enters with her new boyfriend, Kurt. ELAINE: Hey! Look who's here! Hey Kurt, this is Jerry, and George, and Kramer. JERRY: Is he from the future? ELAINE: No, he just shaves his head. I think it's pretty gutsy. GEORGE: Listen, sweetheart, let me tell you a little something about guts. Points to his head. This is guts. ELAINE: What? Clinging to some scraps? GEORGE: These are not "scraps." These are historic remains of a once great society of hair. ELAINE (looking at Kurt's driver's licence photo): Hey, driver's licence. Oh...my God. KURT: What? ELAINE: Your hair. It's so thick and lustrous. I mean, it...it was. KURT: Well, it still is. I shave my head for my swim team. I just liked the way it looked, so I kept it. ELAINE: Are you saying that I could be dating this hair? With you under it? Kurt shrugs. ELAINE: Here. Shows Kurt's driver's licence to Jerry. Take a look at that. JERRY: Huh. Kurt's an organ donor. ELAINE: No! He's not bald. Look! He's got a full head of hair. George overhears and stands up, concerned. JERRY: So he just shaves his head for no reason? GEORGE: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it! ELAINE: And he's growing it in just for me. (Happily) It's mine. It's all mine. JERRY: It's just hair. ELAINE: It's not just hair! Look! Shows Kurt's licence to Jerry again. JERRY: It's brown. ELAINE: It's chestnut with auburn highlights! JERRY: So? ELAINE: You're not around women. You don't know how important a man's hair is. They both look at George, who is reading a newspaper and struggling to keep his composure. I'm sorry, George, but it's true. New scene - Elaine checking out Kurt's head at her apartment. ELAINE: Oh, it's coming in already! Wow, you have some very nice little seedlings here. Huh... KURT: What? ELAINE: Well, it doesn't seem to be coming in so good over here. Or here. KURT: What do you mean? Goes into the bedroom to look in the mirror. ELAINE: Well, I don't know...how long have you been shaving your head for? KURT (from the bedroom): About three years. ELAINE: Huh. KURT: Oh my God! Steps into the doorway I'm going bald! |
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