View Single Post
  #2   Report Post  
Old 24-02-2003, 05:04 PM
Cereoid+10+
 
Posts: n/a
Default Planting Starfire Lily

First of all you must do the fertility dance during a full moon on your
front lawn buck naked! Be sure to yell as loud as possible so that you will
wake all your neighbors.

Second, you must swing a dead cat by its tail over your head exactly 41
times, no more no less.

Third, you plant the bulbs in soil while hopping on your left foot and
reciting the secret chant "Ohm Bwana Nas Siam!".

ROTFLMAO!!!



TOM KAN PA wrote in message
...
Got the wife a Starfire Lily plant. I was told when it's done blooming I

can
plant it in the garden and it will bloom again this summer.
So, what's the procedure? The lily is currently sitting on a dining room

table
in Allison Park, PA, zone 5-6.