HOWEDY bentcajungirl,
"bentcajungirl" wrote in message
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I am going to be landscaping soon.
Wonderful! The Puppy Wizzzard uses lots of
dog poo for building rich greenery and gardens.
My situation is that diagonally behind
my property, two lots away is a really
obnoxious LOUD constantly barking dog.
Oh, that's very unfortunate. Dogs bark because of
anxiety... not because they're trying to be OBNOXIOUS.
Yeah, I have spoken with the owners,
EXCELLENT! As a DOG LOVER, you told them HOWE
to handle and train their dog so he'd be RELAXED, CALM,
TRUSTING, and PEACEABLE.
resorted to making complaints with the police
Ahhh! The Puppy Wizzzard sees you've followed the
advice of HOWER dog love Master Of Deception
blankman from dogplay.con!
and am considering taking them to city court.
A WIZE idea...
Of curse, THAT COULD get their DOG DEAD on them...
I will be installing a privacy fence.
GOOD FOR YOU! Nobody should be forced
to view your sorry, stinkin, ugly, nasty, lousy,
rotten, cowardly, butt...
Any type of fence better for noise than another?
NOISE? You could PROBABLY TRAIN this dog
YOURSELF in just a few minutes, withHOWET
ever leaving your own pupperty, if you followed
the INSTRUCTIONS in your FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizzzard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual...
Metal, wood, etc.
There's nuthin in the Whole Wild World that's gonna
suite this dog's NEEDS for PEACE and CALM, except
TRUST and CONFIDENCE.
Code says I can go 8 feet high.
Yeah. Noise goes hundreds of feet per second.
Will 8 feet vs 6 ft give me more sound barrier.
You're a simpleton, aren't you, bentcajungirl.
What kind of plants can I plant that will cushion sound?
The Puppy Wizzzard just sez "NO!" to THAT kinda stuff...
I am in extreme South Louisiana,
The Puppy Wizzzard abides by local laws...
so anything tropical will grow here.
Just say "NO!" Mind altering plants are NOT the answer.
In the scheme of the layout, the noisy
neighbors/dog is southwest of me and
down here, the prevailing wind is
almost always from the SW.
Good. Face north and turn sideways when you fart.
I am thinking of installing a fountain.... for the charm of it,
INDEEDY! You certainly are charming...
the birds like it...
The Puppy Wizzzard sez the birds make noise
for the same same same same reason dogs do...
plus it makes for good white noise.
That so?
I have been to a garden fountain center and
listened to the different tones of water splashing....
Ever hear of the Chinese Water Torture?
drips,
Yeah. INDEEDY! That's the WON!
sprays, wooshing noises.
No no no, just DRIPS. WON at a time. S-L-O-W-L-Y.
VERY SLOWLY. For a LONG time...
Big drops falling, etc.
That's the idea. Eventually, the steady drip feels
like BIG drops falling like sledgehammers...
It's about the same same same same effect as
the constant corrections you and your dog lover
pals use, are to your dogs...
I don't want the water noise to be so much that
I have to shout over it,
Of curse you wouldn't want to shout, it'd make
your dogs feel uncomfortable.
but I think the white noise will be helpful.
INDEED?
Any suggestions?
Yeah... But you don't possess the intellect to HOWEtwit
the cunnin of the domestic puppy dog, even after The
Puppy Wizzzard and HIS 100% nearly instantly successful
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students tell you HOWE they done it FAST, EZ, and
FOR FREE.
I love to be outside.
LikeWIZE!
The obnoxious barking is constant.
Sounds like the dog is terribly distressed.
Day and night.
The dog NEEDS HELP!!!
I don't hear it INSIDE my house,
Well, that's very fortunate for YOU, ain't it?
because I insulated with blown cellulose to
block traffic noise on the front of my property.
Good for you!
Any suggestions appreciated.
Yeah. You could follow the instrucions in your FREE
copy of The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual and break this
dogs anxiety barking in a few minutes over a couple
of days, but you do not possess the INTELLECT to
study the method and apply the techniques.
Perry
bentcajungirl
Of curse, The Puppy Wizzzard also SELLS a
machine that CURES all animal behavior problems
in the entire neighborhood. But you don't want THAT,
you'd rather HURT and KILL this dog, cause that's
YOUR HUMAN NATURE.
"Terri"@cyberhighway
Hey, do like me, and killfile Jerry.
He has millions of people aleady reading his posts and
watching him extract his soggy foot out of his mouth!
Out of these MILLIONS, I've only seen 2 naive childs
come forward and actually believe in his training manual.
Robert Crim writes:
I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs since
I freely admit to having read and, I hope, understood enough
of the manual and it's counterparts by John Fisher and the
posts of Marilyn Rammell to believe and use it. This naive
child would like to say thank you to both Jerry and Marilyn for
putting up with a constant barrage of really infantile crap at
the hands of supposedly adult dog lovers.
The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the nagging
idea that if people like them had been posting earlier, maybe
we would not have had to hold the head of a really
magnificent animal in our arms while he was given the
needle and having to hug him and wait until he gasped
his last gasp.
To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog into
good behavior. Naive is believing that people that hide
behind fake names are more honest than people that use
their real names. Naive is thinking that dilettante dog
breeders and amateur "trainers" like Joey (lyingdogDUMMY,
j.h.) are the equal or better than those that have studied and
lived by their craft for decades.
"Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten
level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing that
people like Jerry Howe and Marilyn Rammell are going to
just go away because you people act like fools. Why do you
act like fools? I really have no idea, and I don't really care.
And, to date: I've not seen ONE come forward and actually
admit to buying and having success with his little black box.
I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day and take
it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and testing. You
would never believe the results, so you'll never know.
Anyone by now that doesn't see a scam man coming by
Jerry's posts deserves to get what is sure to be coming to
him! LOL!
I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering
Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve, eh?
As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.
Terri
Yes it was, and that is sad.
Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to listen to the box
first?)
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"misty" wrote in message
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I don't now whether Peach is dead or alive. I do know she's
not here with us. I really can't blame anyone here for her loss.
I'm the one who ignored your advice. I did it because of how
you write/wrote. I was unwilling to accept the idea that my
using a shock collar could have any bearing on Peach not
wanting to stay home. Up until I started using it my main
concern had been keeping my dogs in their own yard. Once I
started using the e-fence...well, then my concern became how
to keep them from running off for days on end.
I lost valuable training time becoming embroiled in the anti-shock
debate and the "Jerry sux" tirades.
I lost one dog but I have the bestest dog in the world now g
A Wits End Trained dog, one who is completely housetrained,
doesn't chew up stuff, stays in the yard, and doesn't bark all
the time. IOW a great companion and friend.
Thanks Jerry!
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"misty" wrote in message
We just installed a PetSafe brand fence this Spring.
Two dogs, two collars We now have one dog and no
collars.
Peach and Zelda would run thru the fence, not want to
come back in the yard and would run for days. The
last time, Peach didn't come back home.
I used the Wit's End Training Manual to learn how to
train my dog. She is now border trained. A few
minutes each day reinforces her desire to stay in the
yard.
She no longer runs out into the road, I can stop her
from chasing cats and she no longer cringes when we
walk around the yard.
I can not say loud or long enough how much I hate the
e-fence and its collars. If you can't get a regular fence
then you need to train your dog. I will never rely on an
electronic collar to keep my dog in our yard again.
The price was too high:-(
~misty
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"misty" wrote in message
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Jerry has taken the time to help me out off the NG. I have a
very loud cockatoo who has been having problems adjusting to
my 8 month old son.
Joey is learning to walk. He likes to use Buddy's cage as a
hold on for dear life object.
Buddy wasn't exposed to toddlers prior to Joey.. my older
two boys went through this stage in a different house where
Buddy had his own room and the boys had only visits, not
daily contact 24/7.
Buddy has always been spooked by "tiny" humans. Joey has
been driving him nuts! He showed his disapproval by non-stop
screaming. A cockatoo scream can be heard a block away with
all the widows shut g being in the house it makes your
ears pop and your nerves crawl.
Jerry sent me Free his DDR. He sent instructions on how to
use it. He answered my questions quite politely.
I have been using the DDR in my kitchen ( where Buddy is
located~ teensy 4 room house) for 3 weeks.
At first I noticed no difference in Buddy's behavior. Then I
realized after a week that he no longer screamed for hours
on end. This isn't to say he stopped completely bg he
still demands his share of all meals. But he doesn't start
screaming at 10 pm when he wants _everyone_ to go to bed.
Last week he had a day where he screamed all day. My nerves
were frazzled. I went to turn the DDR up a notch per Jerry's
instructions. I discovered the DDR was shut off! I turned it
back on and left it on the lowest setting. Buddy calmed back
down and quit screaming.
In the time that I've had the DDR on I've had a lot of c*ts
come to my house. One I adopted and he's quite the sweetie.
He's a yellow tiger named Gatomon ( means c*t monster) who
is very friendly with my kids and Zelda.
I may not like how Jerry treats other posters but I do like
the methods he shares. Being on a limited budget I like
things that are free. I also like the fact that I can e-mail
him and get advice whenever I need it.
Even my DH who is a technical minded kind of guy thinks the
DDR is working. ( He went to Devry and has a degree in
electronics, knows alot about radios and anything
mechanical... he's a jack of all trades around the house
g). He does NDT for a living.
We don't expect to need the DDR forever.. As soon as Joey is
walking, Buddy will realize that he's not a strange animal..
some kind of furless dog or c*t bg.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Don Fitz ]
Sent: Friday, 28 February 2003 11:53 a.m.
To: ;
Subject: Jerry Howe
Hi,
Jerry uses your email in his posts and I was wondering what you have to
say of his training methods.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Paul Bousie"
To: "'Don Fitz'" ;
Cc:
Sent: Saturday, March 01, 2003 5:45 AM
Subject: Jerry Howe
If you have read the newsgroup posts then you must already
have a good idea about what I think.
His methods are the best I have come across. They aren't
a quick fix but an entire training concept so if you aren't in
for the long haul then don't bother.
If you go his way then you have to forget all the other
gibberish that other people spew, you have to believe
in what you are doing, then and only then will you get
the results.
You can't combine his methods with other training methods,
not until you understand what you are trying to achieve, and
even then I have only ever combined about 2 other trainers
ideas and even then just a snip of what they suggest which
works in parallel with the Wits End concept.
His methods make you as the trainer completely responsible
for your actions, his methods make you think and work out
your own solutions for any given situation, the default (the
recall) is always there to get things under control again.
His ideas and concepts teach you to work with the dog, to
develop a team and a willingness to work together which
is surely the best way to be.
His methods don't use force or intimidation but they do totally
emphasize the absolute importance of pack (family pack)
structure, without that you can achieve almost nothing.
If you are wondering how a dog can be trained without any
negativity the answer lies in the recall, anytime your dog
doesn't follow through with a request you call him / her to you,
since the recall is the first thing taught and it is taught in such
a way it becomes a reflex the dog always returns to you, it is
a subordinate position for the dog and we release
it by asking for a "heel" which is an "equal" position.
His methods are very good, his understanding of dogs is
excellent, I recommend his methods.
Paul Bousie
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"Linda" wrote in message
om...
"Rosa Palmén" wrote in message
et...
Rosa, I got the doggy do right machine from Jerry
in Jan and my dog relaxed in the first week. He
does not have SA but he scratched himself raw
until I got the machine. He also was a frantic
chewer on his sticks until I got the machine.
In less than a month he really relaxed. Now when
the machine in on he just lays down and goes to sleep.
If there is something outside that upsets him like a
cat in the yard I just turn it on and he can cope.
You will see all sorts of comments about the machine
being as loud as a freight train etc but it is small and
can not be heard by humans. I know he can hear it
and that it relaxes him because I can see him relax
when he hears it.
I used the machine outside on the patio to quiet to
dogs behind us that barked a hundred times a day.
In two weeks they reduced the barking by 80%--
When they barked after the machine was on Sunshine
ran to the patio as they were alarm barking not just
barking to pass the time.
I asked the owners if they had noticed the dogs barking
less and they said yes they had guessed the dogs were
just growing up.
Sunshine loved daycare but he was kicked out when he
got aggressive but now than he has been trained with
Jerry's Wits End Method and the machine I think I will
let him go back to daycare.
I am disabled so I can not run and play with him and
I know he needs to play with other dogs.
Go to www.doggydoright.com and read about the
machine and get a free copy of Wits End Training
Manual--since the info is free you won't
lose anything and you can really help your dog.
Linda and Sunshine
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Nevyn" wrote in message
om...
Hi There Jerry
Its Nevyn. Sorry Ive not been posting, but I've been
working weekend work at the tracks with the greyhounds
(thanks to you!).
Well my dogs are the envy of all on my street. I can
have them out in the yard with me, take them walking
without a leash, they will do any command with no
hesitation. And they don't bark anymore! Thanks to
your machine!
Oh yeah, I loaned your machine to several friends
and family -- Here are some reports:
"I would say my dogs are well trained, but they suffer
severe anxiety when no body is home. This machine
quietened them almost instantly - still they barked,
in the beginning, but just one or two barks. Then
slowly they just stopped... beginning to bark, then
instantly stopping.
It took only 2 weeks, and we did nothing.
Truly amazing;
I have recommended it to my family, and perhaps
they will buy one. Its a shame you don't sell them publicly".
-- Kylie, 30, on dogs Lili (11 yr mutt bitch) and Sheeba (4 yr
Rotty X)
"My two dogs barked insanely when someone would
go past. With this little machine they quietened right
down, and even became partly obedient, and we did
nothing!
Great stuff.
We ran it only on the lowest setting, too!"
- Ed, 65, on his two male Dobermans, 5 yrs old.
Well I have some more, and am collecting more,
but I only have one machine so its a slow process.
Once again I say thankyou Jerry! My family was
on the verge of giving them up!
But no longer
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From: aimee )
Subject: doggie do right
Date: 2002-08-01 06:57:15 PST
doggie do right rocks!!
We were sent one of these fantastic machines 5
months ago to see if it would help with our rambunctious
mutts.
The doggy do right has done more than just work...it has
worked miracles!
Our pair of noisier than freight-train doggies were barking
so loud at our neighbours and passers by that we were just
about ready to find them new homes.
But within just two months of using the Doggy Do
Right they were nice and quiet and stopped barking
at the neighbours.
They did relapse a little when their owner went away,
but we started the program again and within days they
were both quiet and obedient once more.
Our doggies have now not barked unnecessarily for
over 2 months.
Thanks Jerry! You have made my dreams come true!
Aimee.
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Jerry says:
HOWE'S the baby's seizures?
parentadlitem says:
better
Jerry says:
got any idea how much better?
parentadlitem says:
not really
parentadlitem says:
she doesn't do em here that i see
Jerry says:
amazing
Jerry says:
when's the last time she seized with you?
parentadlitem says:
weeks ago?
Jerry says:
but before the machine it was daily?
parentadlitem says:
every minute!
Jerry says:
does her mom use it at her HOWES?
parentadlitem says:
yup
parentadlitem says:
i yelled at her about it
Jerry says:
ask her when's the last time she saw a seizure for me
parentadlitem says:
k . she's sleepin now, ill talk to her tonight, she's comin over
Jerry says:
yeah... that's pretty good stuff
parentadlitem says:
yup
parentadlitem says:
i love mine
parentadlitem says:
no barkin the neighborhood at all anymore
parentadlitem says:
ever
Jerry says:
right
parentadlitem says:
once in a blue moon some distant dog will bark
parentadlitem says:
but all the neighbors dogs are quiet
Jerry says:
when you hear that distant dog throw the machine on
parentadlitem says:
we do
parentadlitem says:
it's really rare though
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Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
Phone: 1-888-BIOSOUND (1-888-246-7686)
Phone: 1-888-WITSEND (1-888-948-7363)
The Puppy Wizard. }TPW;-)
ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
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