On Fri, 17 Dec 2010 15:07:23 -0000, "shazzbat"
wrote:

At this time of year we can all get a bit stressed, what with Christmas
shopping etc. So I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked
for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some
doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish
all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things
I'd started and hadn't finished so I have managed to finish off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a
pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the
res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I
feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr ****s.
An telum,u blody luvum.!!

Please let us be snowed in. We may run out of milk but we've got the
alcohol stock in. Cornflakes and Southern Comfort, Coffee and Jack
Daniels.... Of course we can also sit and mull over which bottle of
wine to open next. And the cars both have full petrol tanks so if we
can't get them off the drive to go to the local petrol station, that's
no problem either.