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Old 08-02-2011, 10:58 PM
PlantLuberJohn PlantLuberJohn is offline
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You MUST keep your Bonsai tree's in good condition (presumeing you live in europe) Bonsai tree's (if they meet the right conditions) tend to "sweat", or, more precisely, urinate on themselves. To rectify this, simply smother your plant with honey.

This isn't a joke, i'm being dead serious. I know it sounds strange, but i'm telling the truth.