Assuming my wife isn't the same flavour of morbid romantic as I, and won't
be down with a nice wedding-ring retrofit from http://lifegem.com/, I think
I might have to go with http://www.eternalreefs.com/...

Two little snips I found in MAXIM magazine

~Empty

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'You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it
kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other
till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains,
children, it's blood... blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may
be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.'
Spike