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Old 29-05-2011, 05:52 AM posted to rec.gardens
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Default Chelsea Flower show - No children

David Hare-Scott wrote:
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I don't know how you can let common sense interfere with the rights
and freedom of the individual like that, you'll want adults to
supervise their children next. How can you possibly constrain the
development of those tiny nascent gardeners with silly rules about
public safety. Your nanny state will turn those babes into robots
before you can say Big Brother.



obviously y'all need to plant more
super thorny roses and shrubs around
things you don't want children to
climb on.

wrap kids in balloons and set
them free. if you hear popping noise
then you can get excited.

no nannyism involved there.

provide random first aid stations
with puncture wound kits and a kissing
sound available by pushing a button.

do they have grape flavored tetanus
chewables yet?


songbird (in an odd mood i guess