Fenny k scribbled:

Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer ^W^W^W^W uk.rec.gardening, I
heard Pinot Grigio say...
Get a high-powered water pistol. Cats don't like water and soon get
the message.

THis is what Pa used to do to the dogs that crapped on our grass
verge. When the owners were present, he would collect the turds,
follow them home and deposit them on the doorstep.

I've seen that done, Bloody hilarious.