Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer ^W^W^W^W uk.rec.gardening, I
heard Dave Liquorice say...
On Fri, 25 Apr 2003 22:03:16 +0100, ned wrote:

But steer clear of hawthorn clippings.
;-)

I've heard that a treatment with emergency tyre inflation things that
you can get from car accessory shops sorts that one out.


Unfortunately, it hadn't been invented in 1970 when my bro burst his
World Cup foopball within 20 minutes of getting it home. Hawthorn
hedges are nasty for biting foopballs.
--
Fenny
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.