wrote:
On Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:48:35 GMT, "FED-UP" wrote:


What punishment shhould be meted out to my husband, who left my expensive
Felco secateurs out in the rain for a week?

See if they work on testicles. :-)


If someone suggested mutilating a female they'd be in so much shit
but it is ok to suggest this for males?


Yes.

Damn you girls are so demented at times. He can buy you a new pair, many
times over. Not worth loosing any sleep or testes over. Especially the
last bit (well it would be(the last bit) wouldnt it)

Jonno wrote:



Damn you girls are so demented at times. He can buy you a new pair, many
times over.


True, but where's the fun in that, Luv?


Not worth loosing any sleep or testes over. Especially the
last bit (well it would be(the last bit) wouldnt it


Maybe he's got a twin set: you n' I don't know that do we? B'sides I
was only kiddin' you know. I don't go in much for pruning plums!

L.

Linda H wrote:
Jonno wrote:



Damn you girls are so demented at times. He can buy you a new pair,
many times over.



True, but where's the fun in that, Luv?


Not worth loosing any sleep or testes over. Especially the last bit
(well it would be(the last bit) wouldnt it



Maybe he's got a twin set: you n' I don't know that do we? B'sides I
was only kiddin' you know. I don't go in much for pruning plums!

L.
Ya dont convince me. Im stayin outa ya neighbourhood.
Ya say one thang, and ya mean another. I reckon yar mean!
Anyways her seccateurs are fit. Qualties reason fer it!
Ya thought it gal. Yer cant be trussed ted. I gotta mosse on to better
parts, while I still haff the better parts. Darn a man's seperated from
one thang or another in life, but youse takes thangs too far... the left
one went that aways and ther right ones cant be found. Neffer was one
fur dur swinging.

Jonno wrote:


Ya dont convince me. Im stayin outa ya neighbourhood.
Ya say one thang, and ya mean another. I reckon yar mean!
Anyways her seccateurs are fit. Qualties reason fer it!
Ya thought it gal. Yer cant be trussed ted. I gotta mosse on to better
parts, while I still haff the better parts. Darn a man's seperated from
one thang or another in life, but youse takes thangs too far... the left
one went that aways and ther right ones cant be found. Neffer was one
fur dur swinging.


You sure do talk cute. I think I'm becoming besotted!

:-)

L.

Linda H wrote:
Jonno wrote:


Ya dont convince me. Im stayin outa ya neighbourhood.
Ya say one thang, and ya mean another. I reckon yar mean!
Anyways her seccateurs are fit. Qualties reason fer it!
Ya thought it gal. Yer cant be trussed ted. I gotta mosse on to better
parts, while I still haff the better parts. Darn a man's seperated
from one thang or another in life, but youse takes thangs too far...
the left one went that aways and ther right ones cant be found. Neffer
was one fur dur swinging.



You sure do talk cute. I think I'm becoming besotted!

:-)

L.
I'm heading fur de hills. I saw thet cartoon with Foghorn longhorn and
besotted chooks are one thing, but wimmen arrggh!!!
PS The uther muther (who uses is computer to keep his distance so e wont
be spat on)is the thang that sits on a hog and call hiself a man. The
hog is made outa steal and it shows. The hog he shoud be riding has got
pink earsand a curly tail, cause he couldnt get a woman
He's thoroughly indeep ended and sells stuff that most of us wouldnt
grow. He will stop tripping soon. And realise that this is a gardening
post....
Stop it right now...SEX has reared it fang dang ugly head...
this is a gardening post.... Recipes are another and this is one heading
fur dis ass ter.

Jonno wrote:


Stop it right now...SEX has reared it fang dang ugly head...
this is a gardening post.... Recipes are another and this is one heading
fur dis ass ter.


And of course I completely agree with you, Jonno. I had already started
to grow tired of playing with the kid anyway.

My apologies to the posters of aus.gardens - I initially didn't realise
it was being crossposted and then... well, I'm sorry that I stooped to
playing bat & ball with the liddle troll. I'll watch m'posts in future.

L.

Linda H wrote:
Jonno wrote:


Stop it right now...SEX has reared it fang dang ugly head...
this is a gardening post.... Recipes are another and this is one
heading fur dis ass ter.



And of course I completely agree with you, Jonno. I had already started
to grow tired of playing with the kid anyway.

My apologies to the posters of aus.gardens - I initially didn't realise
it was being crossposted and then... well, I'm sorry that I stooped to
playing bat & ball with the liddle troll. I'll watch m'posts in future.

L.
Shees right Babe.
We all like to play a little.
I play wif words...
Must git back to the pumpken patch to look fer the seccatuers in case
she who must be avoided has red dese emails. Mite gif er ideas...

On Sat, 17 Jun 2006 15:29:21 +1000, Linda H plucked a feather from
Fawkes, dipped it into the ink well and then scribed:

Jonno wrote:


Stop it right now...SEX has reared it fang dang ugly head...
this is a gardening post.... Recipes are another and this is one heading
fur dis ass ter.


And of course I completely agree with you, Jonno. I had already started
to grow tired of playing with the kid anyway.

My apologies to the posters of aus.gardens - I initially didn't realise
it was being crossposted and then... well, I'm sorry that I stooped to
playing bat & ball with the liddle troll. I'll watch m'posts in future.

The lesson to be learned from all this is to always buy stainless
steel gardening tools so it won't matter if they're left out in the
rain and nobody need worry about having something cut off. :-)

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Erik Vastmasd