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Chookie 14-06-2006 01:31 AM

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What punishment shhould be meted out to my husband, who left my expensive
Felco secateurs out in the rain for a week?

--
Chookie -- Sydney, Australia
(Replace "foulspambegone" with "optushome" to reply)

"Parenthood is like the modern stone washing process for denim jeans. You may
start out crisp, neat and tough, but you end up pale, limp and wrinkled."
Kerry Cue

Dwayne 14-06-2006 04:10 AM

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I think you should give him a hug and a kiss and give him the benefit of the
doubt. My wife recently lost her cousin who was in his 80s and he had the
problem of forgetting to bring in his tools and where he left them. His
wife used to get very upset about that. Now she wishes that she had been
more understanding.

Dwayne

"Chookie" wrote in message
...
What punishment shhould be meted out to my husband, who left my expensive
Felco secateurs out in the rain for a week?

--
Chookie -- Sydney, Australia
(Replace "foulspambegone" with "optushome" to reply)

"Parenthood is like the modern stone washing process for denim jeans. You
may
start out crisp, neat and tough, but you end up pale, limp and wrinkled."
Kerry Cue




[email protected] 14-06-2006 04:17 AM

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On Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:31:12 +1000, Chookie wrote:

What punishment shhould be meted out to my husband, who left my expensive
Felco secateurs out in the rain for a week?


See if they work on testicles. :-)


Spiny Norman 14-06-2006 04:51 AM

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On Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:31:12 +1000, Chookie
wrote in aus.gardens:

What punishment shhould be meted out to my husband, who left my expensive
Felco secateurs out in the rain for a week?



Use them to circumcise him?


Regards
Prickles

Timendi causa est nescire
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Linda H 14-06-2006 04:55 AM

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wrote:

See if they work on testicles. :-)


Heh, good one!

L.



FlowerGirl 14-06-2006 05:21 AM

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"Chookie" wrote in message
...
What punishment shhould be meted out to my husband, who left my expensive
Felco secateurs out in the rain for a week?



Oooo Naughty Chair Time!

Thankfully, DH is very good about putting tools away.
His family once lost an axe down in one of their paddocks (this happened
about 25 years ago). They *still* talk about that lost axe and you can
catch them looking for it whenever they're in that paddock!

Amanda



loosecanon 14-06-2006 12:42 PM

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"Chookie" wrote in message
...
What punishment shhould be meted out to my husband, who left my expensive
Felco secateurs out in the rain for a week?

--
Chookie -- Sydney, Australia
(Replace "foulspambegone" with "optushome" to reply)

"Parenthood is like the modern stone washing process for denim jeans. You

may
start out crisp, neat and tough, but you end up pale, limp and wrinkled."
Kerry Cue


Spanking, spanking spanking and then you should look for a punishment.

Some would say that you should have 10 pairs of cheap secateurs to one pair
of Felcos. The Felcos should be brought out on special jobs which is mainly
cuttings. Then cleaned and stored again.

You've had rain I'm so jealous! 4 rain episodes since April here in Perth.
It is going to be a dry time here.

Cheers

Richard



John Savage 15-06-2006 05:34 AM

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Chookie writes:
What punishment shhould be meted out to my husband, who left my expensive
Felco secateurs out in the rain for a week?


I think the least he should be given is breakfast in bed and allowed to
sleep in until midday for the next 12 months. Who'd have believed it--
all it needed to bring 4 inches of beautiful steady rain to the gardens
of Sydney was a sacrifice to the gods of a pair of old snips!!

Had he been a few weeks earlier I'd have had time to recommend him for
a gong in this year's Queen's Birthday list.

To DH: Good on you Rooster!! Can you repeat it in 4 or 5 week's time?
--
John Savage (my news address is not valid for email)


FED-UP 16-06-2006 03:48 AM

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wrote in message ...
On Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:31:12 +1000, Chookie wrote:

What punishment shhould be meted out to my husband, who left my expensive
Felco secateurs out in the rain for a week?


See if they work on testicles. :-)



If someone suggested mutilating a female they'd be in so much shit
but it is ok to suggest this for males?

Linda H 16-06-2006 04:21 AM

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FED-UP wrote:


If someone suggested mutilating a female they'd be in so much shit
but it is ok to suggest this for males?



No, hardly. It's like um... a joke?

The thing is it's a "safer" form of joking when it's a female suggesting
doing it to a male because it is far less likely - males brutalising
females goes on far, far, FAR more often; every day in fact. Sure,
females physically harming males does go on, yes, but it is enormously
less likely. It's generally not in our nature.

I (personally) don't condone it. I don't mind joking about it, tho'.

You can go ahead and cite all the cases you can find with females being
violent towards males if you like as long as you also supply the
complete list of the opposite. Deal? Or... you could get punched in
the cock. Suit yerself.

(btw: I've never hit a boy or been hit by one. I love 'em. Males in
general, that is.)

L.



Jonno 16-06-2006 04:46 AM

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Linda H wrote:
FED-UP wrote:


If someone suggested mutilating a female they'd be in so much shit
but it is ok to suggest this for males?




No, hardly. It's like um... a joke?

The thing is it's a "safer" form of joking when it's a female suggesting
doing it to a male because it is far less likely - males brutalising
females goes on far, far, FAR more often; every day in fact. Sure,
females physically harming males does go on, yes, but it is enormously
less likely. It's generally not in our nature.

I (personally) don't condone it. I don't mind joking about it, tho'.

You can go ahead and cite all the cases you can find with females being
violent towards males if you like as long as you also supply the
complete list of the opposite. Deal? Or... you could get punched in
the cock. Suit yerself.

(btw: I've never hit a boy or been hit by one. I love 'em. Males in
general, that is.)

L.


Er hit him in the what!!! ??????????????????/
This is supposed to be a clean gardening area..
Are you a girl!! Or only dress up like one (grin! I couldnt help it, Im
only a male)

[email protected] 16-06-2006 08:31 AM

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On Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:48:35 GMT, "FED-UP" wrote:

What punishment shhould be meted out to my husband, who left my expensive
Felco secateurs out in the rain for a week?


See if they work on testicles. :-)



If someone suggested mutilating a female they'd be in so much shit
but it is ok to suggest this for males?


Yes.


Linda H 16-06-2006 08:42 AM

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Jonno wrote:


Er hit him in the what!!! ??????????????????/
This is supposed to be a clean gardening area..



Cockroach! Didn't I say that? Sorry. (Damn, I think I meant cockroach.)


Are you a girl!! Or only dress up like one (grin! I couldnt help it, Im
only a male)


I can tell.

L.

Jonno 16-06-2006 08:42 AM

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wrote:
On Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:48:35 GMT, "FED-UP" wrote:


What punishment shhould be meted out to my husband, who left my expensive
Felco secateurs out in the rain for a week?

See if they work on testicles. :-)



If someone suggested mutilating a female they'd be in so much shit
but it is ok to suggest this for males?



Yes.

Damn you girls are so demented at times. He can buy you a new pair, many
times over. Not worth loosing any sleep or testes over. Especially the
last bit (well it would be(the last bit) wouldnt it)

Jonno 16-06-2006 09:03 AM

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Linda H wrote:
Jonno wrote:


Er hit him in the what!!! ??????????????????/
This is supposed to be a clean gardening area..




Cockroach! Didn't I say that? Sorry. (Damn, I think I meant cockroach.)


Are you a girl!! Or only dress up like one (grin! I couldnt help it,
Im only a male)



I can tell.

L.

Devi0us t00! Says damn, temperamental maybe temper or mental. I think we
need a gene check in this situation. Specially the guy without the
whatsits.

Chookie 16-06-2006 12:19 PM

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In article ,
Jonno wrote:

Devi0us t00! Says damn, temperamental maybe temper or mental. I think we
need a gene check in this situation. Specially the guy without the
whatsits.


DH remains able to sit down. There is no sign of rust on the seccies yet, so
he's safe for now.

--
Chookie -- Sydney, Australia
(Replace "foulspambegone" with "optushome" to reply)

"Parenthood is like the modern stone washing process for denim jeans. You may
start out crisp, neat and tough, but you end up pale, limp and wrinkled."
Kerry Cue

Jonno 16-06-2006 12:39 PM

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Chookie wrote:
In article ,
Jonno wrote:


Devi0us t00! Says damn, temperamental maybe temper or mental. I think we
need a gene check in this situation. Specially the guy without the
whatsits.



DH remains able to sit down. There is no sign of rust on the seccies yet, so
he's safe for now.

Phew for him and my eyes may stop watering now. Please dont do this to me.
Also being good seccies, please buy yourself some spray on lanolin and
tie a yellow ribbon on it. Or life may never be the same agin!!!
LOL

Linda H 16-06-2006 12:55 PM

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Jonno wrote:
Linda H wrote:




Devi0us t00! Says damn, temperamental maybe temper or mental. I think we
need a gene check in this situation. Specially the guy without the
whatsits.



Yes hullo again Mister Jonno. It's true; I *am* temperamental but at
least I'm trying to contain my temper. I can't seem to contain my
mental though. Mad as a cut snake, me.

:-)

L.

Linda H 16-06-2006 12:59 PM

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Jonno wrote:



Damn you girls are so demented at times. He can buy you a new pair, many
times over.



True, but where's the fun in that, Luv?


Not worth loosing any sleep or testes over. Especially the
last bit (well it would be(the last bit) wouldnt it



Maybe he's got a twin set: you n' I don't know that do we? B'sides I
was only kiddin' you know. I don't go in much for pruning plums!

L.

Little Johnny Howard 16-06-2006 01:29 PM

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Linda H wrote:
FED-UP wrote:

If someone suggested mutilating a female they'd be in so much shit
but it is ok to suggest this for males?


No, hardly. It's like um... a joke?


Sure it was, bitch.

The thing is it's a "safer" form of joking when it's a female suggesting
doing it to a male because it is far less likely - males brutalising
females goes on far, far, FAR more often; every day in fact. Sure,
females physically harming males does go on, yes, but it is enormously
less likely. It's generally not in our nature.


What wimin do to men is far, far worse than what any man has done to
wimin.

I (personally) don't condone it. I don't mind joking about it, tho'.


That's because you're a bitch. Like all wimin.

You can go ahead and cite all the cases you can find with females being
violent towards males if you like as long as you also supply the
complete list of the opposite. Deal? Or... you could get punched in
the cock. Suit yerself.


Lets see. How many Lorena Bobbit bitches have been out there cutting
off men's penises? Or the one recently who cut off a man's testicles?
Have you ever heard of a man cutting off a woman's breasts or her
clitoris?

No? Why? Because wimin are really low, dirty bitches when it comes down
to it.

(btw: I've never hit a boy or been hit by one. I love 'em. Males in
general, that is.)


Sure you do. Just put that knife away, bitch.


Jonno 16-06-2006 01:37 PM

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Linda H wrote:
Jonno wrote:



Damn you girls are so demented at times. He can buy you a new pair,
many times over.




True, but where's the fun in that, Luv?


Not worth loosing any sleep or testes over. Especially the last bit
(well it would be(the last bit) wouldnt it




Maybe he's got a twin set: you n' I don't know that do we? B'sides I
was only kiddin' you know. I don't go in much for pruning plums!

L.

Ya dont convince me. Im stayin outa ya neighbourhood.
Ya say one thang, and ya mean another. I reckon yar mean!
Anyways her seccateurs are fit. Qualties reason fer it!
Ya thought it gal. Yer cant be trussed ted. I gotta mosse on to better
parts, while I still haff the better parts. Darn a man's seperated from
one thang or another in life, but youse takes thangs too far... the left
one went that aways and ther right ones cant be found. Neffer was one
fur dur swinging.

Linda H 17-06-2006 02:58 AM

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Little Johnny Howard wrote:


Sure it was, bitch.


Uh-huh, yeah you've said I'm a bitch so I must be. Congratulations.

So if I call you a troll who's trolling for the sake of an argument,
then I guess that makes you a troll.

Call me whatever you want; I can ALWAYS come up with worse aimed at you
but seeing as you don't know me as one bitch from another, pipe down.


What wimin do to men is far, far worse than what any man has done to
wimin.



So come on, where's your list of examples? Seeing as you want to take
some lighthearted comment and make it serious. Examples? Well?



That's because you're a bitch. Like all wimin.



That's funny; pretty grown up response there. Boy, you're GOOD! I'm no
match for you that's fer sure.


Lets see. How many Lorena Bobbit bitches have been out there cutting
off men's penises?


Okay... that's ONE. And it was in America. Go on, give us a few more.


Or the one recently who cut off a man's testicles?



Yippee, you're up to TWO now.


Have you ever heard of a man cutting off a woman's breasts or her
clitoris?


Yep. And it's sometimes by a whole pack of young men against one woman.
But they don't only cut off her breasts or clitoris. You forgot about
the drugging, raping, stabbing and strangling that accompanies it.

But go on, you're on a roll. Keep going! This is so much more fun than
a lighthearted joke.



No? Why? Because wimin are really low, dirty bitches when it comes down
to it.



Yeah, they sure is... hillbilly.



Sure you do. Just put that knife away, bitch.



Well there ya go, you sure got ME pegged. You're right - I'm wrong.
I'm a dead-set stabbin' bitch.

Now go and do your homework!




Linda H 17-06-2006 03:01 AM

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Jonno wrote:


Ya dont convince me. Im stayin outa ya neighbourhood.
Ya say one thang, and ya mean another. I reckon yar mean!
Anyways her seccateurs are fit. Qualties reason fer it!
Ya thought it gal. Yer cant be trussed ted. I gotta mosse on to better
parts, while I still haff the better parts. Darn a man's seperated from
one thang or another in life, but youse takes thangs too far... the left
one went that aways and ther right ones cant be found. Neffer was one
fur dur swinging.



You sure do talk cute. I think I'm becoming besotted!

:-)

L.

Little Johnny Howard 17-06-2006 03:09 AM

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Linda H wrote:
Little Johnny Howard wrote:


Sure it was, bitch.


Uh-huh, yeah you've said I'm a bitch so I must be. Congratulations.


Glad you agree, bitch.

So if I call you a troll who's trolling for the sake of an argument,
then I guess that makes you a troll.


Since you started this crossposted thread, you are the troll. Glad to
see you've identified yourself though.

Call me whatever you want; I can ALWAYS come up with worse aimed at you
but seeing as you don't know me as one bitch from another, pipe down.


Good to see you admitting you can do worse, bitch.

What wimin do to men is far, far worse than what any man has done to
wimin.


So come on, where's your list of examples? Seeing as you want to take
some lighthearted comment and make it serious. Examples? Well?


So you couldn't keep reading and find my examples?

That's because you're a bitch. Like all wimin.


That's funny; pretty grown up response there. Boy, you're GOOD! I'm no
match for you that's fer sure.


You wimin never are, bitch.

Lets see. How many Lorena Bobbit bitches have been out there cutting
off men's penises?


Okay... that's ONE. And it was in America. Go on, give us a few more.


There are dozens. You can go and find them for yourself.

Or the one recently who cut off a man's testicles?


Yippee, you're up to TWO now.


Well, he ended up with only one, I think. Or did they sow it back on?

Have you ever heard of a man cutting off a woman's breasts or her
clitoris?


Yep. And it's sometimes by a whole pack of young men against one woman.
But they don't only cut off her breasts or clitoris. You forgot about
the drugging, raping, stabbing and strangling that accompanies it.


And that's in a different context. Which you full well know but you're
trying to pervert this like a typical bitch.

And you wimin do those things too, in that context.

But go on, you're on a roll. Keep going! This is so much more fun than
a lighthearted joke.


I'd pefer to see you keep going, bitch. Pretty soon you'll ****
yourself over.

No? Why? Because wimin are really low, dirty bitches when it comes down
to it.


Yeah, they sure is... hillbilly.


You said it, bitch. You prove it.

Sure you do. Just put that knife away, bitch.


Well there ya go, you sure got ME pegged. You're right - I'm wrong.
I'm a dead-set stabbin' bitch.


You got that right, bitch.

Now go and do your homework!


Go and do your housework, bitch.


Linda H 17-06-2006 03:31 AM

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Little Johnny Howard wrote:



Since you started this crossposted thread, you are the troll. Glad to
see you've identified yourself though.



Well excuse me, I did NOT start this thread. I was merely responding to
"FED-UP" in aus.gardens. He/she was the first crossposter in the
thread. I didn't even realise at first on replying I was crossposting.
And I'm only continuing to now so that you can see it. I don't know
what group you usually post to.



Good to see you admitting you can do worse, bitch.



That doesn't even makes sense, bitch. It means I could (if I wanted to)
call you worse namby-pamby names than you're calling me... bitch. Yawn.



So you couldn't keep reading and find my examples?


What? TWO? Two whole examples? As I said in my earlier response to
you, weigh up the percentages of violence by women against men and
vice-versa.


You wimin never are, bitch.


Is that the best you can do? Grow up little boy.



There are dozens. You can go and find them for yourself.



Um... that's not the way it works, doofus. YOU'RE the one who initially
challenged that point. I believe that's YOUR job.




Well, he ended up with only one, I think. Or did they sow it back on?



It's "sew" love. Anyway, how should I know? YOU'RE the one who bought
it up! Are you mental or something?


And that's in a different context.



What? Of course it's not in a different context.


Which you full well know but you're
trying to pervert this like a typical bitch.



Groan. If you say so.


And you wimin do those things too, in that context.



Well, I haven't heard about it and I'm clearly a little more in touch
with things than you are.


I'd pefer to see you keep going, bitch. Pretty soon you'll ****
yourself over.


Really? Would you have the guts to say it to my face? No, I didn't
think so. Look, you're becoming tiring now; I've had my fun with you
and I've now realised you must be a child. I don't **** around with kids.



You said it, bitch. You prove it.



School holidays just started, huh?


You got that right, bitch.


There's this thing grown ups do called sarcasm.


Go and do your housework, bitch.



Tsk, hopeless response. I pity your Mummy.

Bye-bye, son.


Jonno 17-06-2006 03:56 AM

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Linda H wrote:
Jonno wrote:


Ya dont convince me. Im stayin outa ya neighbourhood.
Ya say one thang, and ya mean another. I reckon yar mean!
Anyways her seccateurs are fit. Qualties reason fer it!
Ya thought it gal. Yer cant be trussed ted. I gotta mosse on to better
parts, while I still haff the better parts. Darn a man's seperated
from one thang or another in life, but youse takes thangs too far...
the left one went that aways and ther right ones cant be found. Neffer
was one fur dur swinging.




You sure do talk cute. I think I'm becoming besotted!

:-)

L.

I'm heading fur de hills. I saw thet cartoon with Foghorn longhorn and
besotted chooks are one thing, but wimmen arrggh!!!
PS The uther muther (who uses is computer to keep his distance so e wont
be spat on)is the thang that sits on a hog and call hiself a man. The
hog is made outa steal and it shows. The hog he shoud be riding has got
pink earsand a curly tail, cause he couldnt get a woman
He's thoroughly indeep ended and sells stuff that most of us wouldnt
grow. He will stop tripping soon. And realise that this is a gardening
post....
Stop it right now...SEX has reared it fang dang ugly head...
this is a gardening post.... Recipes are another and this is one heading
fur dis ass ter.

Fran 17-06-2006 04:25 AM

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Little Johnny Howard wrote:
Linda H wrote:
FED-UP wrote:


Lets see. How many Lorena Bobbit bitches have been out there cutting
off men's penises? Or the one recently who cut off a man's testicles?
Have you ever heard of a man cutting off a woman's breasts or her
clitoris?


It's called cliterodectomy. Infibulation is also another widespread
practice. Both some under the heading of gential mutliation and are
widespread cultural practices (rather than particular instances of
malicious and criminal retributive behaviour) aimed at constraining the
sexuality of women.


See for example:
||||
The Ibo tribe of Nigeria had a rule that all women must be marital
virgins and the groom's relatives would physically examine the bride
on the wedding day. In the African Potok tribe young women undergo a
public cliterodectomy. The Turu of Tanzania is characterized by a high
divorce and assault rate. Men treat marriage as a business enterprise.
This tribe is infamous for the number of extra marital affairs that
take place. The Yoruba of Nigeria follows the painful practice of
female circumcision. Having a number of wives is a sign of wealth for
men and polygamy is encouraged.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/3-7-2004-51357.asp

||||

WARNING: Only read on here if you have a strong stomach ...

http://www.circumstitions.com/FGM-defined.html


Fran


Little Johnny Howard 17-06-2006 05:02 AM

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Fran wrote:
Little Johnny Howard wrote:
Linda H wrote:
FED-UP wrote:


Lets see. How many Lorena Bobbit bitches have been out there cutting
off men's penises? Or the one recently who cut off a man's testicles?
Have you ever heard of a man cutting off a woman's breasts or her
clitoris?


It's called cliterodectomy.


Yes, I know what its called. No need to remind me.

Infibulation is also another widespread
practice. Both some under the heading of gential mutliation and are
widespread cultural practices (rather than particular instances of
malicious and criminal retributive behaviour) aimed at constraining the
sexuality of women.


Which has nothing to do with domestic violence between men and women.


Little Johnny Howard 17-06-2006 05:32 AM

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Linda H wrote:
Little Johnny Howard wrote:

Since you started this crossposted thread, you are the troll. Glad to
see you've identified yourself though.


Well excuse me, I did NOT start this thread. I was merely responding to
"FED-UP" in aus.gardens. He/she was the first crossposter in the
thread. I didn't even realise at first on replying I was crossposting.
And I'm only continuing to now so that you can see it. I don't know
what group you usually post to.


Yours is the first post in this thread in aus.legal. Therefore, you are
the first crossposter.

Good to see you admitting you can do worse, bitch.


That doesn't even makes sense, bitch. It means I could (if I wanted to)
call you worse namby-pamby names than you're calling me... bitch. Yawn.


Admission noted, bitch.

So you couldn't keep reading and find my examples?


What? TWO? Two whole examples? As I said in my earlier response to
you, weigh up the percentages of violence by women against men and
vice-versa.


I see the clue still isn't getting through to you.

You wimin never are, bitch.


Is that the best you can do? Grow up little boy.


See what I mean?

There are dozens. You can go and find them for yourself.


Um... that's not the way it works, doofus. YOU'RE the one who initially
challenged that point. I believe that's YOUR job.


Why should I bother when I know how you bitches operate?

Well, he ended up with only one, I think. Or did they sow it back on?


It's "sew" love.


Yes, that's right. And its your job to know it and do it. And don't
call me love, bitch.

Anyway, how should I know? YOU'RE the one who bought
it up! Are you mental or something?


Eveidently, not nearly half as much as you.

And that's in a different context.


What? Of course it's not in a different context.


Domestic violence is a different context. You prove its not otherwise.

Which you full well know but you're
trying to pervert this like a typical bitch.


Groan. If you say so.


Glad you agree, bitch.

And you wimin do those things too, in that context.


Well, I haven't heard about it and I'm clearly a little more in touch
with things than you are.


About the only thing you appear to be in touch with is yourself.

I'd pefer to see you keep going, bitch. Pretty soon you'll ****
yourself over.


Really? Would you have the guts to say it to my face? No, I didn't
think so. Look, you're becoming tiring now; I've had my fun with you
and I've now realised you must be a child. I don't **** around with kids.


So you deny you're a pedophile now?

You said it, bitch. You prove it.


School holidays just started, huh?


For you? I wouldn't know nor care.

You got that right, bitch.


There's this thing grown ups do called sarcasm.


Something you should try one day.

Go and do your housework, bitch.


Tsk, hopeless response. I pity your Mummy.

Bye-bye, son.


Your condescending remarks won't win you any brownie points here.

If you have ever bothered to watch Four Corners, you'd know by now that
satistically the incidence of psychopathy is slightly higher in women
that in men. That's why women are more likely to exhibit bitchy
behaviour than men.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/q...&dopt=Abstract
http://groups.msn.com/PSYCHOPATH/linkl12.msnw
http://www.psychopath-research.com/whatis_psycho_1.html
http://www.crimelibrary.com/notoriou.../women1/5.html
http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/..._feedback.html
http://www.badbossology.com/i9645-c47


Jonno 17-06-2006 06:11 AM

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Little Johnny Howard wrote:
Linda H wrote:

Little Johnny Howard wrote:


Since you started this crossposted thread, you are the troll. Glad to
see you've identified yourself though.


Well excuse me, I did NOT start this thread. I was merely responding to
"FED-UP" in aus.gardens. He/she was the first crossposter in the
thread. I didn't even realise at first on replying I was crossposting.
And I'm only continuing to now so that you can see it. I don't know
what group you usually post to.



Yours is the first post in this thread in aus.legal. Therefore, you are
the first crossposter.


Good to see you admitting you can do worse, bitch.


That doesn't even makes sense, bitch. It means I could (if I wanted to)
call you worse namby-pamby names than you're calling me... bitch. Yawn.



Admission noted, bitch.


So you couldn't keep reading and find my examples?


What? TWO? Two whole examples? As I said in my earlier response to
you, weigh up the percentages of violence by women against men and
vice-versa.



I see the clue still isn't getting through to you.


You wimin never are, bitch.


Is that the best you can do? Grow up little boy.



See what I mean?


There are dozens. You can go and find them for yourself.


Um... that's not the way it works, doofus. YOU'RE the one who initially
challenged that point. I believe that's YOUR job.



Why should I bother when I know how you bitches operate?


Well, he ended up with only one, I think. Or did they sow it back on?


It's "sew" love.



Yes, that's right. And its your job to know it and do it. And don't
call me love, bitch.


Anyway, how should I know? YOU'RE the one who bought
it up! Are you mental or something?



Eveidently, not nearly half as much as you.


And that's in a different context.


What? Of course it's not in a different context.



Domestic violence is a different context. You prove its not otherwise.


Which you full well know but you're
trying to pervert this like a typical bitch.


Groan. If you say so.



Glad you agree, bitch.


And you wimin do those things too, in that context.


Well, I haven't heard about it and I'm clearly a little more in touch
with things than you are.



About the only thing you appear to be in touch with is yourself.


I'd pefer to see you keep going, bitch. Pretty soon you'll ****
yourself over.


Really? Would you have the guts to say it to my face? No, I didn't
think so. Look, you're becoming tiring now; I've had my fun with you
and I've now realised you must be a child. I don't **** around with kids.



So you deny you're a pedophile now?


You said it, bitch. You prove it.


School holidays just started, huh?



For you? I wouldn't know nor care.


You got that right, bitch.


There's this thing grown ups do called sarcasm.



Something you should try one day.


Go and do your housework, bitch.


Tsk, hopeless response. I pity your Mummy.

Bye-bye, son.



Your condescending remarks won't win you any brownie points here.

If you have ever bothered to watch Four Corners, you'd know by now that
satistically the incidence of psychopathy is slightly higher in women
that in men. That's why women are more likely to exhibit bitchy
behaviour than men.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/q...&dopt=Abstract
http://groups.msn.com/PSYCHOPATH/linkl12.msnw
http://www.psychopath-research.com/whatis_psycho_1.html
http://www.crimelibrary.com/notoriou.../women1/5.html
http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/..._feedback.html
http://www.badbossology.com/i9645-c47

This is incitement to bad behaviour. There is no winning here.
I suggest you both leave this subject ASAP. In the object of peace.

Johnp 17-06-2006 06:28 AM

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Please stop this mindless abuse of a political newsgroup



Linda H 17-06-2006 06:29 AM

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Jonno wrote:


Stop it right now...SEX has reared it fang dang ugly head...
this is a gardening post.... Recipes are another and this is one heading
fur dis ass ter.



And of course I completely agree with you, Jonno. I had already started
to grow tired of playing with the kid anyway.

My apologies to the posters of aus.gardens - I initially didn't realise
it was being crossposted and then... well, I'm sorry that I stooped to
playing bat & ball with the liddle troll. I'll watch m'posts in future.

L.

Fran 17-06-2006 08:21 AM

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Little Johnny Howard wrote:
Fran wrote:
Little Johnny Howard wrote:
Fran wrote:
Little Johnny Howard wrote:
Linda H wrote:
FED-UP wrote:

Lets see. How many Lorena Bobbit bitches have been out there cutting
off men's penises? Or the one recently who cut off a man's testicles?
Have you ever heard of a man cutting off a woman's breasts or her
clitoris?

It's called cliterodectomy.

Yes, I know what its called. No need to remind me.

Infibulation is also another widespread
practice. Both some under the heading of gential mutliation and are
widespread cultural practices (rather than particular instances of
malicious and criminal retributive behaviour) aimed at constraining the
sexuality of women.

Which has nothing to do with domestic violence between men and women.


Yet your question was open, and I pointed to an institutional practice
in some parts of the world fitting your specification of "hearing of a
man cutting off a woman's clitoris"


I asked in the context of domestic violence which, if you had read the
thread, you would have understood.


I had read the thread, which, by the time I entered, seemed to have
become a question of which sex inflicts more pain on the other.

If you wish to discuss social
customs and medical practices, start a new thread and we'll talk about
mastectomy, cliterodectomy and circumcision.


Not really, but in the grand scheme of things, there's little doubt
that women have been victims rather more often than perpetrators.

Fran


Jonno 17-06-2006 02:42 PM

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Linda H wrote:
Jonno wrote:


Stop it right now...SEX has reared it fang dang ugly head...
this is a gardening post.... Recipes are another and this is one
heading fur dis ass ter.




And of course I completely agree with you, Jonno. I had already started
to grow tired of playing with the kid anyway.

My apologies to the posters of aus.gardens - I initially didn't realise
it was being crossposted and then... well, I'm sorry that I stooped to
playing bat & ball with the liddle troll. I'll watch m'posts in future.

L.

Shees right Babe.
We all like to play a little.
I play wif words...
Must git back to the pumpken patch to look fer the seccatuers in case
she who must be avoided has red dese emails. Mite gif er ideas...

Erik Vastmasd 19-06-2006 03:12 AM

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On Sat, 17 Jun 2006 15:29:21 +1000, Linda H plucked a feather from
Fawkes, dipped it into the ink well and then scribed:

Jonno wrote:


Stop it right now...SEX has reared it fang dang ugly head...
this is a gardening post.... Recipes are another and this is one heading
fur dis ass ter.



And of course I completely agree with you, Jonno. I had already started
to grow tired of playing with the kid anyway.

My apologies to the posters of aus.gardens - I initially didn't realise
it was being crossposted and then... well, I'm sorry that I stooped to
playing bat & ball with the liddle troll. I'll watch m'posts in future.


The lesson to be learned from all this is to always buy stainless
steel gardening tools so it won't matter if they're left out in the
rain and nobody need worry about having something cut off. :-)

--
Erik Vastmasd


Jonno 19-06-2006 04:07 AM

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Erik Vastmasd wrote:
On Sat, 17 Jun 2006 15:29:21 +1000, Linda H plucked a feather from
Fawkes, dipped it into the ink well and then scribed:


Jonno wrote:



Stop it right now...SEX has reared it fang dang ugly head...
this is a gardening post.... Recipes are another and this is one heading
fur dis ass ter.



And of course I completely agree with you, Jonno. I had already started
to grow tired of playing with the kid anyway.

My apologies to the posters of aus.gardens - I initially didn't realise
it was being crossposted and then... well, I'm sorry that I stooped to
playing bat & ball with the liddle troll. I'll watch m'posts in future.



The lesson to be learned from all this is to always buy stainless
steel gardening tools so it won't matter if they're left out in the
rain and nobody need worry about having something cut off. :-)

And it will stay sharp so theres less pain should they eventually be
found...

Linda H 19-06-2006 12:55 PM

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Erik Vastmasd wrote:


The lesson to be learned from all this is to always buy stainless
steel gardening tools so it won't matter if they're left out in the
rain and nobody need worry about having something cut off. :-)



Heh, good advice.


quietguy 20-06-2006 12:20 AM

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....and women have always been opposed to male circumcision? I sort of
thought that most circumcisions would be carried out with the consent of the
mother - but of course I do not have any proof

David

Craig Welch wrote:

On 17 Jun 2006 00:21:03 -0700, "Fran" wrote:

Little Johnny Howard wrote:


If you wish to discuss social
customs and medical practices, start a new thread and we'll talk about
mastectomy, cliterodectomy and circumcision.


Not really, but in the grand scheme of things, there's little doubt
that women have been victims rather more often than perpetrators.


Oddly enough, in the case of clitoridectomies, they are both. The
evil practice is pretty much kept in place by women, to women.

--
Craig



Fran 20-06-2006 04:21 AM

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Craig Welch wrote:
On 17 Jun 2006 00:21:03 -0700, "Fran" wrote:

Little Johnny Howard wrote:


If you wish to discuss social
customs and medical practices, start a new thread and we'll talk about
mastectomy, cliterodectomy and circumcision.


Not really, but in the grand scheme of things, there's little doubt
that women have been victims rather more often than perpetrators.


Oddly enough, in the case of clitoridectomies, they are both. The
evil practice is pretty much kept in place by women, to women.



Regrettably, you're right, though it shows that a variant of Stockholm
Syndrome is a longstanding feature of human relationships, and rather
underlines the power imbalance between males and females in those
settings. In a metaphoric sense, the females have been given keys to
some of the internal doors in the prison they inhabit, and fearing the
consequences of anarchy, hold tightly onto them, even though this makes
life easier for the upper level prison guards.

Fran


Market Theory 20-06-2006 01:14 PM

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Fran wrote:
Little Johnny Howard wrote:
Linda H wrote:
FED-UP wrote:


Lets see. How many Lorena Bobbit bitches have been out there cutting
off men's penises? Or the one recently who cut off a man's testicles?
Have you ever heard of a man cutting off a woman's breasts or her
clitoris?


It's called cliterodectomy. Infibulation is also another widespread
practice.


So called "female circumcision" is mostly practised by women, not men.

cheers,
--mt.



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