I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here
http://www.usefulgifts.org/

Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno

meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:


LMAO....although he should be safe with a Newf.....as long as he's not
partial to pig's ears....or leather shoes, IIRC...

Heh, she's 12 now so she's past all that shoe chewing bizzo. Not the
slobber though, only I'm not sure if the slobber's from her or the old
man.

Our other old Newf (died 2 yrs ago) used to eat 'everything' including a
remote control once! (batteries = huge vet bill.) Now SHE was 'woman's
best friend' - she knew my (human) hubby was attached to that remote,
bless her. She didn't like the sports channel either.


Lol sounds like she was a real character I'd love a big dog again one
day....not til the kids are a bit bigger though...they're about bite sized
for a Newfie atm....

Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/


Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno


Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?

"Linda H" wrote in message
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Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/


Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno


Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?

Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I didn't
have to feed it....

meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/

Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno

Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?

Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I didn't
have to feed it....


Er regarding goats, dont they help thenselves?

Jonno wrote:
meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/

Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno

Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat
to your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?

Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I
didn't have to feed it....

Er regarding goats, dont they help thenselves?
The world is just one big supermarket if youre a goat

Jonno wrote:


The world is just one big supermarket if youre a goat

Especially if they shop at Baa-Lo.

(sorry, I know, that's sheep. oh well.)

Linda H wrote:
Jonno wrote:


The world is just one big supermarket if youre a goat

Especially if they shop at Baa-Lo.

(sorry, I know, that's sheep. oh well.)
Nice Try!
Goats shop in MEEEHHEHElbourne!

"Linda H" wrote in message
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Jonno wrote:


The world is just one big supermarket if youre a goat

Especially if they shop at Baa-Lo.

(sorry, I know, that's sheep. oh well.)

Lol I don't think goats are allowed in Baa-Lo any more...

"Jonno" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
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Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/

Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno

Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?

Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I
didn't have to feed it....
Er regarding goats, dont they help thenselves?

Yes. However to keep them in peak condition, mum feeds them working horse
mix and hay along with their daily ration of roses, lettuce, delicate
natives, shoes, jam, butter, tablecloths, towels, the neighbour's fruit
trees, cheese, meat balls, the odd sausage, dog food, chook food, guinea pig
food, guinea pigs that get in between the goat and the guinea pig food....ok
I made up the last one....

meeee wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
...
meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/
Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno
Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?
Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I
didn't have to feed it....
Er regarding goats, dont they help thenselves?

Yes. However to keep them in peak condition, mum feeds them working horse
mix and hay along with their daily ration of roses, lettuce, delicate
natives, shoes, jam, butter, tablecloths, towels, the neighbour's fruit
trees, cheese, meat balls, the odd sausage, dog food, chook food, guinea pig
food, guinea pigs that get in between the goat and the guinea pig food....ok
I made up the last one....


Well a varied diet is supposed to be good for you.
I wonder what guinea pigs taste like?
How much start time do the goats give before the newly planted roses
etc. get done over? Do they wait till Mum forgets to close the gate?

"Jonno" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/
Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno
Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?
Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I
didn't have to feed it....
Er regarding goats, dont they help thenselves?

Yes. However to keep them in peak condition, mum feeds them working horse
mix and hay along with their daily ration of roses, lettuce, delicate
natives, shoes, jam, butter, tablecloths, towels, the neighbour's fruit
trees, cheese, meat balls, the odd sausage, dog food, chook food, guinea
pig food, guinea pigs that get in between the goat and the guinea pig
food....ok I made up the last one....
Well a varied diet is supposed to be good for you.
I wonder what guinea pigs taste like?
How much start time do the goats give before the newly planted roses etc.
get done over? Do they wait till Mum forgets to close the gate?

Yes. The really smart ones watch very carefully and figure out how to open
the gate. And they usually wait until you start to feel satisfied that the
poor thing might actually survive, and look, there's a rosebud! And the
glimmer of hope that you may, someday, have a garden, instead of a sandy
dustbowl with some sad clumps of native grass and three gum trees arises,
then they swoop in and crush your dreams like hairy tax accountants...

On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:09:15 +1100, Jonno
wrote:

meeee wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
...
meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/
Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno
Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?
Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I
didn't have to feed it....
Er regarding goats, dont they help thenselves?

Yes. However to keep them in peak condition, mum feeds them working horse
mix and hay along with their daily ration of roses, lettuce, delicate
natives, shoes, jam, butter, tablecloths, towels, the neighbour's fruit
trees, cheese, meat balls, the odd sausage, dog food, chook food, guinea pig
food, guinea pigs that get in between the goat and the guinea pig food....ok
I made up the last one....


Well a varied diet is supposed to be good for you.
I wonder what guinea pigs taste like?

Ask someone from some of the South American countries, I believe in
places they breed them for meat onsumption


How much start time do the goats give before the newly planted roses
etc. get done over? Do they wait till Mum forgets to close the gate?

Jonno writes:
Well a varied diet is supposed to be good for you.
I wonder what guinea pigs taste like?

Taste like chicken.
--
John Savage (my news address is not valid for email)

Linda H wrote:
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/


Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno


Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?
With all those goodies in there? I dont think so.
A happy goat is he!