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Nope, they should gobble down the lot. AFAIK onions are out, but everything
else should be fine. They're smart enough not to eat the onions (usually)



Thank you!


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meeee wrote:
Nope, they should gobble down the lot. AFAIK onions are out, but
everything else should be fine. They're smart enough not to eat the
onions (usually)



Thank you!


Lol no worries Not even mum's chooks eat the onion peels, weird.


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meeee wrote:
Nope, they should gobble down the lot. AFAIK onions are out, but
everything else should be fine. They're smart enough not to eat the
onions (usually)


Thank you!


Lol no worries Not even mum's chooks eat the onion peels, weird.


It makes their eyes water.
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meeee wrote:
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meeee wrote:
Nope, they should gobble down the lot. AFAIK onions are out, but
everything else should be fine. They're smart enough not to eat the
onions (usually)

Thank you!


Lol no worries Not even mum's chooks eat the onion peels, weird.

It makes their eyes water.


Ah, finally an explanation!


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meeee wrote:
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meeee wrote:
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meeee wrote:
Nope, they should gobble down the lot. AFAIK onions are out, but
everything else should be fine. They're smart enough not to eat the
onions (usually)
Thank you!
Lol no worries Not even mum's chooks eat the onion peels, weird.

It makes their eyes water.


Ah, finally an explanation!


I wondered why anyone would need an explanation. With eyes on both sides
of your face you would hafta be crazy to want to cry, when obviously not
designed not to do so.


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"Jonno" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
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meeee wrote:
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meeee wrote:
Nope, they should gobble down the lot. AFAIK onions are out, but
everything else should be fine. They're smart enough not to eat the
onions (usually)
Thank you!
Lol no worries Not even mum's chooks eat the onion peels, weird.
It makes their eyes water.


Ah, finally an explanation!

I wondered why anyone would need an explanation. With eyes on both sides
of your face you would hafta be crazy to want to cry, when obviously not
designed not to do so.


How do they cry? I've never seen a crying chicken, although chickens do
hiccup according to the Wiggles.


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meeee wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
Nope, they should gobble down the lot. AFAIK onions are out, but
everything else should be fine. They're smart enough not to eat the
onions (usually)
Thank you!
Lol no worries Not even mum's chooks eat the onion peels, weird.
It makes their eyes water.
Ah, finally an explanation!

I wondered why anyone would need an explanation. With eyes on both sides
of your face you would hafta be crazy to want to cry, when obviously not
designed not to do so.


How do they cry? I've never seen a crying chicken, although chickens do
hiccup according to the Wiggles.


You have to believe me. They cant, so its a conflict of interest. They
dont know how, so they end up a nervous wreck. Anyway were all about
goats, which would be a great name for a new franchise.
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"Jonno" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
Nope, they should gobble down the lot. AFAIK onions are out, but
everything else should be fine. They're smart enough not to eat the
onions (usually)
Thank you!
Lol no worries Not even mum's chooks eat the onion peels, weird.
It makes their eyes water.
Ah, finally an explanation!

I wondered why anyone would need an explanation. With eyes on both sides
of your face you would hafta be crazy to want to cry, when obviously not
designed not to do so.


How do they cry? I've never seen a crying chicken, although chickens do
hiccup according to the Wiggles.


Youre computer clock is all wrong. So I'm replying evan b4 you ask the
question.
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meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
Nope, they should gobble down the lot. AFAIK onions are out, but
everything else should be fine. They're smart enough not to eat the
onions (usually)

Thank you!

Lol no worries Not even mum's chooks eat the onion peels, weird.

It makes their eyes water.


Ah, finally an explanation!


You mean an eggsplanation.

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Chookie wrote:
In article ,
"meeee" wrote:

"Jonno" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
Nope, they should gobble down the lot. AFAIK onions are out, but
everything else should be fine. They're smart enough not to eat the
onions (usually)
Thank you!
Lol no worries Not even mum's chooks eat the onion peels, weird.
It makes their eyes water.

Ah, finally an explanation!


You mean an eggsplanation.

Start another thread this ones finito finished nothing to see hear or do
anymore.
The goats are taken care of shoo people...go away.
Have a "appy christmas and a doozy new year"


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"Jonno" wrote in message
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Chookie wrote:
In article ,
"meeee" wrote:

"Jonno" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
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meeee wrote:
Nope, they should gobble down the lot. AFAIK onions are out, but
everything else should be fine. They're smart enough not to eat the
onions (usually)
Thank you!
Lol no worries Not even mum's chooks eat the onion peels, weird.
It makes their eyes water.
Ah, finally an explanation!


You mean an eggsplanation.

Start another thread this ones finito finished nothing to see hear or do
anymore.
The goats are taken care of shoo people...go away.
Have a "appy christmas and a doozy new year"


yes I think we've found every possible goaty pun...and some sheepish ones as
well. And look! a Chook pun!
Happy christmas to you too jonno!


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