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gardenlen 06-12-2006 07:07 PM

Why mowing contractors do not use mulching mowers
 
we've never collect the clip from the lawn, i always say to people (i
used to mow lawns for a living as well) the best place for the clip is
on the lawn.

for us it has meant no fertilising so no lawn grubs and also our lawns
grow thicker and lusher (without watering) and we also cut them higher
and in dier periods ourt lawn always looks greener longer.



On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:35:33 GMT, wrote:

On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:49:53 +1100, Terryc wrote:

Simple;

1) If people pay you to mow their lawn, they expect to see something for
the $$$ and bags of grass clippings adds to their satisfaction.

2) Some people do not like the fine mulched grass that a mulching mower
leaves behind.

3) You become upgrade to a lawn maintenance consultant and charge more
because you then can add a "lawn fertilising service."


Leaving chopped up grass on your lawn is not a good idea.

Far better to compost the clippings for at least 6 months then put them on the garden.


With peace and brightest of blessings,

len

--
"Be Content With What You Have And
May You Find Serenity and Tranquillity In
A World That You May Not Understand."

TG'sFM 07-12-2006 10:27 AM

Isn't it funny how...
 

0tterbot wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
I dont really worry about how this stuff works, as long as I dont have to
rake up the grass, or empty the catcher. Nature takes care of the rest.
Unless you are a thoroughly out of reality type gardeners, its not really a
worry. Are you going to enter your lawn in a contest?Stop bickering about
crap.


au contraire - flame wars about mulch mowers are a very important thing!

There's more important stuff than this to worry about.
Like how am I going to avoid those lousy cricket commentaries....


listen to the abc radio cricket commentary instead! :-)
kylie


The problem with that is that you have to put up with Kerry O'Keafe
laugh at his own jokes.


0tterbot 07-12-2006 10:33 AM

Isn't it funny how...
 
"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
I dont really worry about how this stuff works, as long as I dont have to
rake up the grass, or empty the catcher. Nature takes care of the rest.
Unless you are a thoroughly out of reality type gardeners, its not really a
worry. Are you going to enter your lawn in a contest?Stop bickering about
crap.


au contraire - flame wars about mulch mowers are a very important thing!

There's more important stuff than this to worry about.
Like how am I going to avoid those lousy cricket commentaries....


listen to the abc radio cricket commentary instead! :-)
kylie



0tterbot 07-12-2006 10:45 AM

Isn't it funny how...
 
"TG'sFM" wrote in message
ups.com...

0tterbot wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
I dont really worry about how this stuff works, as long as I dont have
to
rake up the grass, or empty the catcher. Nature takes care of the rest.
Unless you are a thoroughly out of reality type gardeners, its not
really a
worry. Are you going to enter your lawn in a contest?Stop bickering
about
crap.


au contraire - flame wars about mulch mowers are a very important thing!

There's more important stuff than this to worry about.
Like how am I going to avoid those lousy cricket commentaries....


listen to the abc radio cricket commentary instead! :-)
kylie


The problem with that is that you have to put up with Kerry O'Keafe
laugh at his own jokes.


jonathan agnew is all the consolation you will ever need!!
(i see your point, though).
kylie



David Springthorpe 07-12-2006 10:51 AM

Isn't it funny how...
 
On Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:33:00 GMT, "0tterbot" wrote:

au contraire - flame wars about mulch mowers are a very important thing!


And finally a Victa will emerge.....!!!!!
(I personally believe that was one of my better efforts).....

imorf 07-12-2006 10:45 PM

Isn't it funny how...
 
David Springthorpe wrote:
On Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:33:00 GMT, "0tterbot" wrote:

au contraire - flame wars about mulch mowers are a very important thing!


And finally a Victa will emerge.....!!!!!
(I personally believe that was one of my better efforts).....


i will even tip my hat to that one.

TG'sFM 07-12-2006 10:55 PM

Isn't it funny how...
 

David Springthorpe wrote:
On Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:33:00 GMT, "0tterbot" wrote:

au contraire - flame wars about mulch mowers are a very important thing!


And finally a Victa will emerge.....!!!!!
(I personally believe that was one of my better efforts).....


That was actually very funny. But I wonder how many thin-skins and
uneducated morons will not see the funny side. A bit like how they
don't get David Tench.


Andrew 07-12-2006 11:36 PM

Isn't it funny how...
 
TG'sFM wrote:
So if it's so good, how come mowing contractors don't use mulch mowers?


Presumably it's because mowing contractors have a better understanding
of appropriate equipment to use for the job than an aus.tv troll.
Mulching mowers work best on regularly cut or slow growing grass. If
you don't mow during periods of high growth the grass becomes too long
to be efficiently mulched. Mowing contractors are generally brought in
when the grass becomes to long for a mulching mower to work well so
it's more appropriate to collect the clippings.


David[_2_] 08-12-2006 02:16 AM

Isn't it funny how...
 
On 7 Dec 2006 14:55:28 -0800, "TG'sFM" typed
furiously:


David Springthorpe wrote:
On Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:33:00 GMT, "0tterbot" wrote:

au contraire - flame wars about mulch mowers are a very important thing!


And finally a Victa will emerge.....!!!!!
(I personally believe that was one of my better efforts).....


That was actually very funny. But I wonder how many thin-skins and
uneducated morons will not see the funny side. A bit like how they
don't get David Tench.


I got David Tench once, he was insulting rather than funny so I didn't
bother again.
--
Regards
David
fundamentalism (n.): fund = give cash to; amentalism = brainlessness

TG'sFM 08-12-2006 02:28 AM

Isn't it funny how...
 

David wrote:
On 7 Dec 2006 14:55:28 -0800, "TG'sFM" typed
furiously:


David Springthorpe wrote:
On Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:33:00 GMT, "0tterbot" wrote:

au contraire - flame wars about mulch mowers are a very important thing!

And finally a Victa will emerge.....!!!!!
(I personally believe that was one of my better efforts).....


That was actually very funny. But I wonder how many thin-skins and
uneducated morons will not see the funny side. A bit like how they
don't get David Tench.


I got David Tench once, he was insulting rather than funny so I didn't
bother again.


OK, so we've established that you don't understand Tench, but what we
need to now establish if the reason is because you're a thin-skin, or
because you are an uneducated moron.


David[_2_] 08-12-2006 06:14 AM

Isn't it funny how...
 
On 7 Dec 2006 18:28:00 -0800, "TG'sFM" typed
furiously:


David wrote:
On 7 Dec 2006 14:55:28 -0800, "TG'sFM" typed
furiously:


David Springthorpe wrote:
On Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:33:00 GMT, "0tterbot" wrote:

au contraire - flame wars about mulch mowers are a very important thing!

And finally a Victa will emerge.....!!!!!
(I personally believe that was one of my better efforts).....

That was actually very funny. But I wonder how many thin-skins and
uneducated morons will not see the funny side. A bit like how they
don't get David Tench.


I got David Tench once, he was insulting rather than funny so I didn't
bother again.


OK, so we've established that you don't understand Tench, but what we
need to now establish if the reason is because you're a thin-skin, or
because you are an uneducated moron.


Neither, it may be that that particular night he was just particularly
unfunny. He didn't impress me enough to want to tune in again. I don't
find hurling insults funny even if I am the butt of them. I usually
just agree with the hurler and move on.
--
Regards
David
fundamentalism (n.): fund = give cash to; amentalism = brainlessness

Jen 08-12-2006 06:36 AM

Isn't it funny how...
 

"David" wrote in message
...
On 7 Dec 2006 14:55:28 -0800, "TG'sFM" typed
furiously:


David Springthorpe wrote:
On Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:33:00 GMT, "0tterbot" wrote:

au contraire - flame wars about mulch mowers are a very important
thing!

And finally a Victa will emerge.....!!!!!
(I personally believe that was one of my better efforts).....


That was actually very funny. But I wonder how many thin-skins and
uneducated morons will not see the funny side. A bit like how they
don't get David Tench.


I got David Tench once, he was insulting rather than funny so I didn't
bother again.



I agree. There are heaps of Tonight Shows in America, and this just seems
to be another one like them. Sometimes he's funny. But I don't find enough
of it funny to want to watch very much.

But each to their own.

Jen




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