In article ,
Omelet wrote:

In article , Charlie wrote:

On Tue, 06 May 2008 21:32:47 -0500, Omelet wrote:

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Billy wrote:

We do that at least once a year and toss the whole works out on a
covered table, pull up and dig in.

Charlie

So anyway, Sven comes up to Ollie, all serious like, and says,
"Ollie you really should keep your bedroom curtains pulled at
night. Ol' man Inquist said he saw you an Lena really going at it
last night". "Oh", said Ollie,"the jokes on him. I wasn't home
last night".;-)

Heh! Maybe I should post the Irish Sausage joke I just got by gmail.
eg

Is this the one in which Shamus and Murphy have no money and Murphy
lost the sausage?????

Oh lord......you wouldn't....you shouldn't.....no....

Just, just, uh, go attend to your samples or, or something! Back away
from the keyboard! ;-)

Charlie

I see you've seen it. g

Now you have to tell us!

Jan

In article ,
Jan Flora wrote:

Heh! Maybe I should post the Irish Sausage joke I just got by gmail.
eg

Is this the one in which Shamus and Murphy have no money and Murphy
lost the sausage?????

Oh lord......you wouldn't....you shouldn't.....no....

Just, just, uh, go attend to your samples or, or something! Back away
from the keyboard! ;-)

Charlie

I see you've seen it. g

Now you have to tell us!

Jan

Oh ok. ;-)

Tale of the Irish Sausage

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't
have a lot of money between them, they could only
raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out
with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two
pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a
plan, Cheers!'

They downed the ir Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick
the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees
and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and
more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I
can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are
killin'me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the
sausage in the third pub.
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Peace! Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a Bitch."
-- Jack Nicholson

In article ,
Omelet wrote:

In article ,
Jan Flora wrote:

Heh! Maybe I should post the Irish Sausage joke I just got by gmail.
eg

Is this the one in which Shamus and Murphy have no money and Murphy
lost the sausage?????

Oh lord......you wouldn't....you shouldn't.....no....

Just, just, uh, go attend to your samples or, or something! Back away
from the keyboard! ;-)

Charlie

I see you've seen it. g

Now you have to tell us!

Jan

Oh ok. ;-)

Tale of the Irish Sausage

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't
have a lot of money between them, they could only
raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out
with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two
pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a
plan, Cheers!'

They downed the ir Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick
the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees
and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and
more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I
can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are
killin'me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the
sausage in the third pub.

Only in wrecked gardens edible;-))
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Billy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTf...ef=patrick.net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0aEo...eature=related

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Billy wrote:

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the
sausage in the third pub.

Only in wrecked gardens edible;-))
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Billy

Yep!

I was reluctant to post it as it was off topic...
But y'all asked. :-)

The trial is over. I go back to work tomorrow night.
The Judge told us we did the right thing after we were done. sigh
I'm glad he gave us more background after we left the courtroom. I was
close to tears over it.

Nobody enjoys convicting an 18 year old of a Felony, but if she decides
to straighten up after this, it will end up helping her in the long run.
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Peace! Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a Bitch."
-- Jack Nicholson