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Squirrel in my Garden
Andy writes:
Well, yesterday I looked out the window and there was a squirrel walking around in my garden... I have been working on it for the last two months, and some of the veggies are just starting to come in. I don't want any thieves messing with it. It is fenced, and any literate squirrel should know that he/she isn't allowed there. ...... Probably a Mexican squirrel..... I opened the door and shouted at it to go away.... no reaction. I picked up a rock and threw it at the little *******(bitch?) .... no reaction. It just sat there, 20 feet away, staring at me. I could tell what it was thinking...... 1) I am faster than you are. 2) I can climb trees better than you 3) I am smarter than you are 4) **** you !!! I reached behind my door, pulled out my .177 air rifle, and shot his furry little ass dead.......... In doing so, I taught the squirrel a valuable lesson. A lesson that I learned many years ago. "If you underestimate your competition, and provoke him, you may get your furry little ass shot off " ( Exerpt from " The World According to JungleAndy" ) I just wanted to share my yesterday adventure with you...... No... I didn't skin , clean, and cook the squirrel. I am leaving him in the garden so that his brothers and sisters will garner some wisdom from his plight........ As of now, I have seen no evidence of any other squirrel ( or rabbit) strolling thru my garden. ......... crows either..... Yes, Joanie had gone into town at the time, and , no, I don't plan to tell her about it.... Andy in Eureka, Texas |
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