A new genus of weeds is creeping up behind my house on Mt. Washington
in Northeast Los Angeles, California. Dubbed, Weeds of Steel,
Ferronus Altissima, the image on this web page
www.ergonica.com/grooming.htm documents a typical growth of this
vigorous flora. These weeds are immune to standard herbicides and
integrated pest management techniques. Ergonica, in consultation with
Dr. Yucca, is currently researching various mechanical tools that may
effectively control the rapid spread of this noxious species. Note
that all native flora in the proximity are destroyed by this
devastating plant.

Ray Cruz,
Mt. Washington Resident