This year, the white-tail deer have been terrorizing the State. They
have already caused two fatal traffic accidents as well as numerous
non-fatal accidents. One has transmitted rabies, and another one
invaded an old woman's house right thru a sliding glass door and did
considerable damage before she was somehow able to drive it out. Two
years ago, one lived under my deck and refused to leave, even when I
fired a shotgun blast in the air. To get him to leave, I dropped a
10-pound barbell plate over the side and it nailed him in the neck.
About three yrs. ago, another one charged my window, cracking it. And
they completely wiped-out my old lady's 500 or so flower bulbs this
fall.

There's never a hunter around when you really need one.