In article , Persephone
wrote:

On 11 May 2007 09:08:19 -0700, mleblanca wrote:

On May 11, 8:49 am, FragileWarrior
wrote

Take a deep breath and count to sex.

Ahh, she murmured petulantly, " I'm a young thing
and cannot leave my mother. Forgive my nativity,
but is this Internet Sex? It's so titilating"

Anon.

Keep you Anon hands off my tits!

Persephone


And so, on that plaintive note, our first annual "wrecked gardens"
fertility rite comes to an end (don't you dare) and, its' successful
conclusion augurs (don't) a bountiful harvest for the NG. Now that we
got the sap rising, get out there and dig it.

- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)

On 5/11/07 6:35 PM, in article ,
"Janet Baraclough" wrote:

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from William Rose contains these words:


And so, on that plaintive note, our first annual "wrecked gardens"
fertility rite comes to an end (don't you dare) and, its' successful
conclusion augurs (don't) a bountiful harvest for the NG. Now that we
got the sap rising, get out there and dig it.

Gentle forking is advisable for less energetic gardeners.

Janet

Or the less firm among us?

Ms Brown, I am a new gardener and wonder if you could present
some ways to exercise the pistil and stamens in my flowers?
Or perhaps an aid to Pollination?
But perhaps asexual reproduction is best.............
so
Send in the Clones!

mle

On May 10, 5:36 pm, Cheryl Isaak wrote

A few bears would take care of the rabbits?
So now we have
Babies and Bunnies and Bears! Oh my!

Emilie

On Sat, 12 May 2007 22:50:23 +0100, Janet Baraclough
wrote:

The message
from Cheryl Isaak contains these words:

On 5/11/07 6:35 PM, in article ,
"Janet Baraclough" wrote:

The message

from William Rose contains these words:


And so, on that plaintive note, our first annual "wrecked gardens"
fertility rite comes to an end (don't you dare) and, its' successful
conclusion augurs (don't) a bountiful harvest for the NG. Now that we
got the sap rising, get out there and dig it.

Gentle forking is advisable for less energetic gardeners.

Janet

Or the less firm among us?

Get a grip , dear.

Janet

Projecting our values, are we?

Persephone;712732]On Sat, 12 May 2007 22:50:23 +0100, Janet Baraclough
wrote:

The message
from Cheryl Isaak contains these words:

On 5/11/07 6:35 PM, in article ,
"Janet Baraclough" wrote:

The message

from William Rose contains these words:


And so, on that plaintive note, our first annual "wrecked gardens"
fertility rite comes to an end (don't you dare) and, its' successful
conclusion augurs (don't) a bountiful harvest for the NG. Now that we
got the sap rising, get out there and dig it.

Gentle forking is advisable for less energetic gardeners.

Janet

Or the less firm among us?

Get a grip , dear.

Janet

Projecting our values, are we?

well with the bunnies especially i wonder if they learnt this so called fertility stuff from the bunnies themselves after all we do all know how fast bunnies multiply lol. cyaaaaa, sockiescat.

In article om,
says...

Ms Brown, I am a new gardener and wonder if you could present
some ways to exercise the pistil and stamens in my flowers?
Or perhaps an aid to Pollination?


Well, when hand-pollinating my courgettes (zucchinis) I like to
put on some really twangy, cheesy pr0n-film music on the stereo.

And I give them names. The male flower is can be called, "Ron
Jeremy," or perhaps "John Holmes." And the female flower is
named "Amber," or "Ginger," or something not quite appropriate
for a family oriented newsgroup.

This helps to give them confidence.


But perhaps asexual reproduction is best...


I am having some difficulty fitting a broccoli head into my CD
burner...


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On 5/12/07 5:50 PM, in article ,
"Janet Baraclough" wrote:

The message
from Cheryl Isaak contains these words:

On 5/11/07 6:35 PM, in article ,
"Janet Baraclough" wrote:

The message

from William Rose contains these words:


And so, on that plaintive note, our first annual "wrecked gardens"
fertility rite comes to an end (don't you dare) and, its' successful
conclusion augurs (don't) a bountiful harvest for the NG. Now that we
got the sap rising, get out there and dig it.

Gentle forking is advisable for less energetic gardeners.

Janet

Or the less firm among us?

Get a grip , dear.

Janet

Too easy - I just can't do it!

Cheryl