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"Bill" wrote in message ... In article , Billy wrote: In article , Bill wrote: Me, I'm lazy. I like a come-along and something sturdy to which to to attach it. My brother in-law never cut down a tree. Just dug it out. I'm a come-along owner but he just dug and used the weight to act as a lever and popped it out. I thought a lot of work but no stump and it does not have to be done the same day. If I look at the lack of a chain saw, fuel, maintenance etc it sort of makes sense, This on about 30 trees over 20 years. Slow and steady won the cheapness race. Granted not everyone has the time but still a viable option in you have a vision of what you would like in the future. The word is envision and the scale can be grandiose or subtle. Bill Waxing I doubt a come-along would pull out a standard, mature tree but on shrubs and dwarf trees, it saves a lot of sweat. For a mature tree, that your not in a hurry to remove your brother in laws technique sounds intriguing. If he could roll in a fulcrum, it might be even better. How does he deal with the final stage, when he is digging and the tree is almost ready to go. When I'm cutting, I like to have a QUICK escape exit. Oh, potatoes are in (German Butter Ball). It is a slow drop with a couple of pushes. Axed at points that appear and asked to be cut. Kind of weird but the roots do expose them selves. This on trees up to about 15 inches in diameter. The fulcrum provided by the depth of the hole. Treešs like maple have a shallow hole wear as oaks provide more leverage. Once the tree is tilted it can be pruned on the way down. Guess I do not have to point out never be below a possible drop and kinetic energy can be stored in living things. Still this can be done with a shovel and a bow saw. I've taken down more trees than I can count and I don't believe you. A tree with a 15" diam. trunk, say a typical maple, will be humongous... 30'-40' tall with a spread to match. If someone is down in a hole nibbling away at the roots and the tree starts to fall the weight of the crown will cause it to come crashing all the way, a person would get no warning, even if someone yelled they couldn't move quickly enough, they'd likely get killed, or very seriously hurt... even on the lee side a root can snap between a mans legs like a whip slicing him in two. Only a total moron would attempt such a stupid feat (30 times no less), or expect anyone to believe such BS. |
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"brooklyn1" wrote: I've taken down more trees than I can count and I don't believe you. You are becoming an irritating little person. Who cares what you believe? Perhaps you meant to say, "I find it hard to believe", instead of calling a person a liar. -- - Billy "For the first time in the history of the world, every human being is now subjected to contact with dangerous chemicals, from the moment of conception until death." - Rachel Carson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI29wVQN8Go http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1072040.html |
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"Billy" wrote in message ... In article , "brooklyn1" wrote: I've taken down more trees than I can count and I don't believe you. You are becoming an irritating little person. Swab yourself with calamine lotion. Who cares what you believe? Obviously you do. Perhaps you meant to say, "I find it hard to believe", instead of calling a person a liar. Perhaps people shouldn't lie... you're obviously used to associating with liars. |
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"brooklyn1" wrote: I've taken down more trees than I can count and I don't believe you. A tree with a 15" diam. trunk, say a typical maple, will be humongous... 30'-40' tall with a spread to match. If someone is down in a hole nibbling away at the roots and the tree starts to fall the weight of the crown will cause it to come crashing all the way, a person would get no warning, even if someone yelled they couldn't move quickly enough, they'd likely get killed, or very seriously hurt... even on the lee side a root can snap between a mans legs like a whip slicing him in two. Only a total moron would attempt such a stupid feat (30 times no less), or expect anyone to believe such BS. We were dealing with pin oaks up in North Jersey. Maybe I should have said 8 inch diameter. Feel better? No one was in a hole digging as shovel reach would do it. As to being a liar I try not to as it is all to easy to be caught in a lie. "I know you are, but what am I?" -Pee-Wee http://www.retrojunk.com/movie/quotes/76-pee-wees-big-adventure/ Bill whose feelings are hurt .....Yea right -- Garden in shade zone 5 S Jersey USA |
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"Bill" wrote: "brooklyn1" wrote: I've taken down more trees than I can count and I don't believe you. A tree with a 15" diam. trunk, say a typical maple, will be humongous... 30'-40' tall with a spread to match. If someone is down in a hole nibbling away at the roots and the tree starts to fall the weight of the crown will cause it to come crashing all the way, a person would get no warning, even if someone yelled they couldn't move quickly enough, they'd likely get killed, or very seriously hurt... even on the lee side a root can snap between a mans legs like a whip slicing him in two. Only a total moron would attempt such a stupid feat (30 times no less), or expect anyone to believe such BS. We were dealing with pin oaks up in North Jersey. Maybe I should have said 8 inch diameter. An 8" diameter trunk is hugely different from a 15" trunk diameter... it's like four times less tree... but still way too big to _safely_ dig out by hand without first felling the tree and then digging just the stump... pin oak is a massive tree with very massive branches, typically right to the ground when growing naturally... an 8" caliper pin oak weighs about as much as a hummer. Feel better? I feel fine, thank you... I just don't believe you. No one was in a hole digging as shovel reach would do it. More BS... roots of an 8" pin oak can't be dug with a shovel unless one gets down into the hole... even were it a 4' pin oak one would need to get down into the hole to dig. And just shoveling wouldn't have done it, you'd still need to cut roots, how did you use that bow saw you spoke of without getting into the hole? A good liar would have claimed they cut the roots with a pole pruner. As to being a liar I try not to as it is all to easy to be caught in a lie. Consider yourself caught... your tale may work at your local titty bar but I ain't buying it... pin oak is a fairly valuable landscape tree... were you to buy an 8" caliper pin oak (and there's a big commercial market for them, a favorite to surround parking lots and landscape industrial parks, and especially along parkways) you'd pay well over a thousand dollars, another grand to have it hauled to your property and have it planted. A sane person would have had a large nursery scoop them out with the root ball by machine, and they'd gladly pay you like 3-4 hundred dollars each, for 30 trees you do the math. Were they my trees there's no way I'd destroy them, I would have called one of two nearby nurserys, they would have spent like 2-3 days removing pin oaks, they'd even fill in the holes, add top soil, rake smooth, and seed. They'd very likely already have them sold so they could head right over to where they're gonna plant them. When they drove off with the last pin oak I would have had to do nothing, nada, zip, and I'd be like $10,000 richer. I don't believe you, no way, no how... you picked the wrong tree to lie about. There were no trees. LOL |
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"brooklyn1" wrote: "Bill" wrote: "brooklyn1" wrote: I've taken down more trees than I can count and I don't believe you. A tree with a 15" diam. trunk, say a typical maple, will be humongous... 30'-40' tall with a spread to match. If someone is down in a hole nibbling away at the roots and the tree starts to fall the weight of the crown will cause it to come crashing all the way, a person would get no warning, even if someone yelled they couldn't move quickly enough, they'd likely get killed, or very seriously hurt... even on the lee side a root can snap between a mans legs like a whip slicing him in two. Only a total moron would attempt such a stupid feat (30 times no less), or expect anyone to believe such BS. We were dealing with pin oaks up in North Jersey. Maybe I should have said 8 inch diameter. An 8" diameter trunk is hugely different from a 15" trunk diameter... it's like four times less tree... but still way too big to _safely_ dig out by hand without first felling the tree and then digging just the stump... pin oak is a massive tree with very massive branches, typically right to the ground when growing naturally... an 8" caliper pin oak weighs about as much as a hummer. Feel better? I feel fine, thank you... I just don't believe you. No one was in a hole digging as shovel reach would do it. More BS... roots of an 8" pin oak can't be dug with a shovel unless one gets down into the hole... even were it a 4' pin oak one would need to get down into the hole to dig. And just shoveling wouldn't have done it, you'd still need to cut roots, how did you use that bow saw you spoke of without getting into the hole? A good liar would have claimed they cut the roots with a pole pruner. As to being a liar I try not to as it is all to easy to be caught in a lie. Consider yourself caught... your tale may work at your local titty bar but I ain't buying it... pin oak is a fairly valuable landscape tree... were you to buy an 8" caliper pin oak (and there's a big commercial market for them, a favorite to surround parking lots and landscape industrial parks, and especially along parkways) you'd pay well over a thousand dollars, another grand to have it hauled to your property and have it planted. A sane person would have had a large nursery scoop them out with the root ball by machine, and they'd gladly pay you like 3-4 hundred dollars each, for 30 trees you do the math. Were they my trees there's no way I'd destroy them, I would have called one of two nearby nurserys, they would have spent like 2-3 days removing pin oaks, they'd even fill in the holes, add top soil, rake smooth, and seed. They'd very likely already have them sold so they could head right over to where they're gonna plant them. When they drove off with the last pin oak I would have had to do nothing, nada, zip, and I'd be like $10,000 richer. I don't believe you, no way, no how... you picked the wrong tree to lie about. There were no trees. LOL What if this was from multiple properties and forty years ago ? Liar Bill -- Garden in shade zone 5 S Jersey USA |
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"Bill" wrote in message ... In article , "brooklyn1" wrote: "Bill" wrote: "brooklyn1" wrote: I've taken down more trees than I can count and I don't believe you. A tree with a 15" diam. trunk, say a typical maple, will be humongous... 30'-40' tall with a spread to match. If someone is down in a hole nibbling away at the roots and the tree starts to fall the weight of the crown will cause it to come crashing all the way, a person would get no warning, even if someone yelled they couldn't move quickly enough, they'd likely get killed, or very seriously hurt... even on the lee side a root can snap between a mans legs like a whip slicing him in two. Only a total moron would attempt such a stupid feat (30 times no less), or expect anyone to believe such BS. We were dealing with pin oaks up in North Jersey. Maybe I should have said 8 inch diameter. An 8" diameter trunk is hugely different from a 15" trunk diameter... it's like four times less tree... but still way too big to _safely_ dig out by hand without first felling the tree and then digging just the stump... pin oak is a massive tree with very massive branches, typically right to the ground when growing naturally... an 8" caliper pin oak weighs about as much as a hummer. Feel better? I feel fine, thank you... I just don't believe you. No one was in a hole digging as shovel reach would do it. More BS... roots of an 8" pin oak can't be dug with a shovel unless one gets down into the hole... even were it a 4' pin oak one would need to get down into the hole to dig. And just shoveling wouldn't have done it, you'd still need to cut roots, how did you use that bow saw you spoke of without getting into the hole? A good liar would have claimed they cut the roots with a pole pruner. As to being a liar I try not to as it is all to easy to be caught in a lie. Consider yourself caught... your tale may work at your local titty bar but I ain't buying it... pin oak is a fairly valuable landscape tree... were you to buy an 8" caliper pin oak (and there's a big commercial market for them, a favorite to surround parking lots and landscape industrial parks, and especially along parkways) you'd pay well over a thousand dollars, another grand to have it hauled to your property and have it planted. A sane person would have had a large nursery scoop them out with the root ball by machine, and they'd gladly pay you like 3-4 hundred dollars each, for 30 trees you do the math. Were they my trees there's no way I'd destroy them, I would have called one of two nearby nurserys, they would have spent like 2-3 days removing pin oaks, they'd even fill in the holes, add top soil, rake smooth, and seed. They'd very likely already have them sold so they could head right over to where they're gonna plant them. When they drove off with the last pin oak I would have had to do nothing, nada, zip, and I'd be like $10,000 richer. I don't believe you, no way, no how... you picked the wrong tree to lie about. There were no trees. LOL What if this was from multiple properties and forty years ago ? Liar Bill Okay, a liar with a sense of humor! I bet that's a grand titty bar you hang at. LOL |
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