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unwelcome: RATS!!!! - another bad rat song

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I Love Rats
Wo Yeah
Love 'em wearing hats
Wo Yeah
Love 'em in my trousers
Wo Yeah
Make me yell "Yowzehs!"
Wo Yeah

Gotta love rats
Wo Yeah
Hear their pitty-pats
Wo Yeah
On the dinner table
Wo Yeah
Wherever they're able
Wo Yeah

Ratty-rat rats
Wo Yeah
Peering through the slats
Wo Yeah
Nino, Nyx, & Nana
Wo Yeah
Begging a banana
Wo Yeah

Better than ants
Wo yeah
Squirmin' in my pants
Wo yeah
I even love their pee-oh
Wo yeah
And my rats love me-oh!

Smelly rat, smelly rat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly rat, smelly rat
It's not your fault

They won't give you any rest
You're obviously not their favourite pest
You may not have eaten any roses
But they'll try to kill you with garden hoses

Smelly rat, smelly rat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly rat, smelly rat
It's not your fault

They tried to catch you in a trap
Because you always leave small piles of crap
Then they tried some poison bait
But you just shared it with your mate

Smelly rat, smelly rat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly rat, smelly rat
It's not your fault

They tried to scare you with coyote pee
But you just thought it was funny
Smelly rat, they really really hate you
Your stench is even worse than peacock poo

Please don't stay
Smelly rat, please run away
Don't you know that
Or else you'll make lunch for Smelly cat

(with apologies to Regina Phalange)

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