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Writing Contest: How to Repel Dog Owners
New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my
last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. This time, I thought it might be better to begin more quietly. I need to word a sign perfectly. The target audience is so-called "good dog owners", the ones who clean up after their trash animals. They're the ones who try and convince you that even though it's your property, it's OK for them to stop there. And, I believe that even when the owner picks the stuff up, the scent is still of interest to other dogs. My initial thought (for small, tasteful signs) was simply "No Dogs for ANY Reason. Period." Sounds boring, though, so I'm open to suggestions. The message I really want to convey is that the guy at this house may or may not be stable. I hope I'm not, but so far, I am. A friend suggested this: "All Dogs Will Be Collected and Eaten" Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) |
How about these:
Trespassing Dogs Owners Will Be Shot Any Gifts Left Will Be Returned To Owners You might also get one of those electrified invisible fences and install it around your yard. I believe there is a version which oesn't require the dog to be wearing a special collar. Something which would just give a bit of a zap and a small sign warning of the electric fence. When I was a kid we had trouble with a neighbor whose dogs liked our yard. My mom asked several times for them to keep their dogs from using our yard and of course they didn't. So my mom collected the gift the next time the dogs visited and placed it right in front of their ront door, just where they would step in it. We didn't have any problems after that. Except from cats which people let run wild outside. In my opinion people who let their cat out to roam the neighborhood to use the neighbor's flower beds as a toilet are just as bad as people who let their dog use the neighbor's yard as a toilet. Shell (who has a dog and does not let him go in the neighbor's yard) "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. This time, I thought it might be better to begin more quietly. I need to word a sign perfectly. The target audience is so-called "good dog owners", the ones who clean up after their trash animals. They're the ones who try and convince you that even though it's your property, it's OK for them to stop there. And, I believe that even when the owner picks the stuff up, the scent is still of interest to other dogs. My initial thought (for small, tasteful signs) was simply "No Dogs for ANY Reason. Period." Sounds boring, though, so I'm open to suggestions. The message I really want to convey is that the guy at this house may or may not be stable. I hope I'm not, but so far, I am. A friend suggested this: "All Dogs Will Be Collected and Eaten" Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) |
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 18:09:52 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote: New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. This time, I thought it might be better to begin more quietly. I need to word a sign perfectly. The target audience is so-called "good dog owners", the ones who clean up after their trash animals. They're the ones who try and convince you that even though it's your property, it's OK for them to stop there. And, I believe that even when the owner picks the stuff up, the scent is still of interest to other dogs. My initial thought (for small, tasteful signs) was simply "No Dogs for ANY Reason. Period." Sounds boring, though, so I'm open to suggestions. The message I really want to convey is that the guy at this house may or may not be stable. I hope I'm not, but so far, I am. A friend suggested this: "All Dogs Will Be Collected and Eaten" Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) When I see a dog owner walking their dog on my lawn, I walk out to the street and ask them to not allow their dog on my lawn. This works 99% of the time, especially if you are holding a 22. Funny how I don't have to do this very often as there are very few people who walk their dogs on my street. I was surprised to find out that it is legal to kill an unleashed dog if it is on your property in my city. You might also consider taking pictures of both the dog owner and the dog on your property as evidence. I do not like signs, but "Keep off the Grass" is short and simple. |
There used to be this jerk of a neighbour. He had this big labrador dog -
and he would always go and let it defecate right in front of my front strip lawn. Small dogs I can take - but he had a big dog that had big crap... And when he kept on repeatedly doing it - what the hell is wrong with him??? The crappy thing is that his wife would yell at other dog owners. Thankfully, the bugger moved out - and hopefully is staying next to a Hell's Angels gangleader who owns killer rottweillers. anyhow, I had more important things to worry about - so I didn't let it get to me... unless I sat down for awhile and thought about it.... moreover I just didn't want an argument with the silly duffer. If I wanted to get even, I collect his dog's feces from my front lawn - then throw it onto his front door at 3am when noone is looking. If I was any younger - I'd collect my OWN feces and hurl it into his front door step at 3am randomly. I guess you could post a sign outside your lawn stating that you are using an insecticide that is highly toxic to animals. Then casually warn passing dog owners about insecticide - make up some story - about how it "may" cause harm to their pets. You can also scatter highly hot chilli seeds onto the areas when the dogs crap. Warning! Insecticide Being Used may be Highly Toxic to animals. Usually what they can't be certain of - usually puts an extra fear in them. |
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. This time, I thought it might be better to begin more quietly.Ineedto word a sign perfectly. The target audience is so-called "good dog owners", the ones who clean up after their trash animals. They're the ones who try and convince you that even though it's your property, it's OK for them to stop there. And, I believe that even when the owner picks the stuff up, the scent is still of interest to other dogs. My initial thought (for small, tasteful signs) was simply "No Dogs for ANY Reason. Period." Sounds boring, though, so I'm open to suggestions. The message I really want to convey is that the guy at this house may or may not be stable. I hope I'm not, but so far, I am. A friend suggested this: "All Dogs Will Be Collected and Eaten" Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) Put up a fence for god's sake. Karen |
"JK" wrote in message
... They're the ones who try and convince you that even though it's your property, it's OK for them to stop there. And, I believe that even when the owner picks the stuff up, the scent is still of interest to other dogs. You are waaaaaaaaaaaay too anal. You're responding to two people at once, but I know that last line was for me. So, try this. Almost any statement can contain more than one meaning. Please tell me all the possible meanings you see in this: "I want to go out when it's dark and smell the moonflowers." |
"Crimson Castle" wrote in message
... If I wanted to get even, I collect his dog's feces from my front lawn - then throw it onto his front door at 3am when noone is looking. Actually, this worked once for me. The dog owner continually denied that her dog was running around the neighborhood. I knew where she lived. One night, her son was visiting. His gorgeous yellow Corvette was parked in the driveway. I lifted his windshield wiper, dropped the turd on the window, and lowered the wiper into it. The dog was never seen again. Priceless. |
"Anonny Moose" wrote in message ... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. This time, I thought it might be better to begin more quietly.Ineedto word a sign perfectly. The target audience is so-called "good dog owners", the ones who clean up after their trash animals. They're the ones who try and convince you that even though it's your property, it's OK for them to stop there. And, I believe that even when the owner picks the stuff up, the scent is still of interest to other dogs. My initial thought (for small, tasteful signs) was simply "No Dogs for ANY Reason. Period." Sounds boring, though, so I'm open to suggestions. The message I really want to convey is that the guy at this house may or may not be stable. I hope I'm not, but so far, I am. A friend suggested this: "All Dogs Will Be Collected and Eaten" Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) Put up a fence for god's sake. Karen Sorry, Karen, but zoning laws in virtually all cities prevent the construction of a fence where the lawn meets the street. |
"Please keep your dog off my grass :-)"
Plus (and this is the important part) a temporary electric fence. One wire, about a foot off the ground, electrified with something like a Red Snap'r #66: http://www.stockyardsupply.com/page8/ You won't need it electrified for very long. If it's not a very big lawn, you should be able to use wooden stakes for the posts, but you will need to use plastic or porcelain insulators like a real electric fence. Best regards, Bob |
Put up a fence for god's sake. Karen Finally, someone with a reasonable solution to an extremely petty problem. Sorry, Karen, but zoning laws in virtually all cities prevent the construction of a fence where the lawn meets the street. And might that be because where the lawn meets the street is actually an easement controlled by the city? Try moving the fence back onto your property and don't tell me that fences in front yards in "virtually all cities" are prohibited by zoning laws, cuz it's just not true. And even if your city does have such a law, why not consider planting a dog-unfriendly hedge of some sort, like barberries or rugosa roses? Certainly a lot easier than doing battle with your neighbors to the point where the cops are called or posting signs which beg to be ignored or more likely, willfully disregarded. |
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 18:09:52 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote: New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. First, check the animal control regs so you'll know how far officialdom will go to support you. In fact, some exerpts from the municiple code could be on your sign. I doubt that 'no dogs, ever, under any circumstances' would be viewed as reasonable. |
In article , Frogleg wrote:
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 18:09:52 GMT, "Doug Kanter" wrote: New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. First, check the animal control regs so you'll know how far officialdom will go to support you. In fact, some exerpts from the municiple code could be on your sign. I doubt that 'no dogs, ever, under any circumstances' would be viewed as reasonable. "Caution: we have a gopher problem here and are using Victor leg-hold traps. Please keep all pets away. No tresspassing." |
"Pam - gardengal" wrote in message news:I0eWc.296886$a24.77108@attbi_s03... Put up a fence for god's sake. Karen Finally, someone with a reasonable solution to an extremely petty problem. Sorry, Karen, but zoning laws in virtually all cities prevent the construction of a fence where the lawn meets the street. And might that be because where the lawn meets the street is actually an easement controlled by the city? Try moving the fence back onto your property and don't tell me that fences in front yards in "virtually all cities" are prohibited by zoning laws, cuz it's just not true. And even if your city does have such a law, why not consider planting a dog-unfriendly hedge of some sort, like barberries or rugosa roses? Certainly a lot easier than doing battle with your neighbors to the point where the cops are called or posting signs which beg to be ignored or more likely, willfully disregarded. Pam, I like barberries, but not 75 of them, which is about what it would take to line my property's edge. Then, I have to trim them, as well as deal with them as I mow. If that happens, the dog owners have stolen TIME from me, something I have little enough of to begin with. As far as a "petty issue", when you have to spend 15 minutes cleaning your shoes, and perhaps the better part of a day shampooing your carpet, that's not petty. That's a crime. |
"Frogleg" wrote in message ... On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 18:09:52 GMT, "Doug Kanter" wrote: New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. First, check the animal control regs so you'll know how far officialdom will go to support you. In fact, some exerpts from the municiple code could be on your sign. I doubt that 'no dogs, ever, under any circumstances' would be viewed as reasonable. By "no dogs, ever...", I'm targeting dogs accompanied by humans who (I assume) can read. I can deal with the strays myself. |
"Ed Clarke" wrote in message ... In article , Frogleg wrote: On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 18:09:52 GMT, "Doug Kanter" wrote: New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. First, check the animal control regs so you'll know how far officialdom will go to support you. In fact, some exerpts from the municiple code could be on your sign. I doubt that 'no dogs, ever, under any circumstances' would be viewed as reasonable. "Caution: we have a gopher problem here and are using Victor leg-hold traps. Please keep all pets away. No tresspassing." That sounds interesting. :-) |
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... By "no dogs, ever...", I'm targeting dogs accompanied by humans who (I assume) can read. I can deal with the strays myself. Oh, I'll just bet you can! Felice |
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... "Pam - gardengal" wrote in message news:I0eWc.296886$a24.77108@attbi_s03... Put up a fence for god's sake. Karen Finally, someone with a reasonable solution to an extremely petty problem. Sorry, Karen, but zoning laws in virtually all cities prevent the construction of a fence where the lawn meets the street. And might that be because where the lawn meets the street is actually an easement controlled by the city? Try moving the fence back onto your property and don't tell me that fences in front yards in "virtually all cities" are prohibited by zoning laws, cuz it's just not true. And even if your city does have such a law, why not consider planting a dog-unfriendly hedge of some sort, like barberries or rugosa roses? Certainly a lot easier than doing battle with your neighbors to the point where the cops are called or posting signs which beg to be ignored or more likely, willfully disregarded. Pam, I like barberries, but not 75 of them, which is about what it would take to line my property's edge. Then, I have to trim them, as well as deal with them as I mow. If that happens, the dog owners have stolen TIME from me, something I have little enough of to begin with. As far as a "petty issue", when you have to spend 15 minutes cleaning your shoes, and perhaps the better part of a day shampooing your carpet, that's not petty. That's a crime. Next suggestion... get help with your anger issue. You can get meds to help with this obsession over a minor (yes, petty) problem. If you are daily, weekly, or even monthly spending a whole 15 minutes cleaning your shoes and a few hours cleaning the carpet then the time spent trimming a hedge would be minimal in comparison. Karen |
"Anonny Moose" wrote in message ... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... "Pam - gardengal" wrote in message news:I0eWc.296886$a24.77108@attbi_s03... Put up a fence for god's sake. Karen Finally, someone with a reasonable solution to an extremely petty problem. Sorry, Karen, but zoning laws in virtually all cities prevent the construction of a fence where the lawn meets the street. And might that be because where the lawn meets the street is actually an easement controlled by the city? Try moving the fence back onto your property and don't tell me that fences in front yards in "virtually all cities" are prohibited by zoning laws, cuz it's just not true. And even if your city does have such a law, why not consider planting a dog-unfriendly hedge of some sort, like barberries or rugosa roses? Certainly a lot easier than doing battle with your neighbors to the point where the cops are called or posting signs which beg to be ignored or more likely, willfully disregarded. Pam, I like barberries, but not 75 of them, which is about what it would take to line my property's edge. Then, I have to trim them, as well as deal with them as I mow. If that happens, the dog owners have stolen TIME from me, something I have little enough of to begin with. As far as a "petty issue", when you have to spend 15 minutes cleaning your shoes, and perhaps the better part of a day shampooing your carpet, that's not petty. That's a crime. Next suggestion... get help with your anger issue. You can get meds to help with this obsession over a minor (yes, petty) problem. If you are daily, weekly, or even monthly spending a whole 15 minutes cleaning your shoes and a few hours cleaning the carpet then the time spent trimming a hedge would be minimal in comparison. Karen You could get help, ma'am. How can you not see that it's pure, delicious fun to mess with dog owners? For that matter, *any* segment of the population that's brainwashed is fun to mess with. |
"Felice Friese" wrote in message news:CjnWc.170346$8_6.15940@attbi_s04... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... By "no dogs, ever...", I'm targeting dogs accompanied by humans who (I assume) can read. I can deal with the strays myself. Oh, I'll just bet you can! Felice Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? |
A question just occurred to me: Has a medical professional ever suggested
that you might be afflicted with coprophilia, even just a bit? |
There's a sign near me that shows a squatting dog with a red circle and line
over it (no dog poop). Here's a link that shows it as well as others http://www.petsignsplus.com/1small3x...oporderpg.html cheers, Jim In article , "Doug Kanter" wrote: "Felice Friese" wrote in message news:CjnWc.170346$8_6.15940@attbi_s04... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... By "no dogs, ever...", I'm targeting dogs accompanied by humans who (I assume) can read. I can deal with the strays myself. Oh, I'll just bet you can! Felice Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? |
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... "Felice Friese" wrote in message news:CjnWc.170346$8_6.15940@attbi_s04... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... By "no dogs, ever...", I'm targeting dogs accompanied by humans who (I assume) can read. I can deal with the strays myself. Oh, I'll just bet you can! Felice Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? Jeez, Doug, that's downright humane. It's not at all how I thought you'd deal with them :) Felice |
"Felice Friese" wrote in message news:zdsWc.31068$9d6.11849@attbi_s54... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... "Felice Friese" wrote in message news:CjnWc.170346$8_6.15940@attbi_s04... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... By "no dogs, ever...", I'm targeting dogs accompanied by humans who (I assume) can read. I can deal with the strays myself. Oh, I'll just bet you can! Felice Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? Jeez, Doug, that's downright humane. It's not at all how I thought you'd deal with them :) Felice You've got me pegged well, Felice! If I lived out in the sticks where I knew a bullet wouldn't hurt people, I'd do what NY state law allows and assassinate the dogs. :-) |
Doug Kanter wrote: Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? That's really nasty! |
Felice,
When he removes that dog's tag, and calls the dog catcher, the owner probably won't be notified. If not adopted, the dog will probably be put to sleep. |
"Sheila" wrote in message ... Doug Kanter wrote: Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? That's really nasty! Why is it nasty? I didn't say "hang the dog from the garage door handle". I said "tie them", no differently than the owner might tie the dog to one of those wire runs in the backyard. You think I should invite the dog in for a cocktail while we wait for the animal control truck to arrive? |
Doug Kanter wrote:
"Sheila" wrote in message ... Doug Kanter wrote: Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? That's really nasty! Why is it nasty? I didn't say "hang the dog from the garage door handle". I said "tie them", no differently than the owner might tie the dog to one of those wire runs in the backyard. You think I should invite the dog in for a cocktail while we wait for the animal control truck to arrive? The "remove the tags" part is nasty, and probably illegal. Tie the dog up and call the dog catcher; the owner will be fined after the first offense. Bob |
"Sheila" wrote in message ... Felice, When he removes that dog's tag, and calls the dog catcher, the owner probably won't be notified. If not adopted, the dog will probably be put to sleep. If a dog owner lets its animal roam, the owner CLEARLY intended for the animal to annoy other people. There's no reason to show consideration for the owner, who, 99% of the time, will repeat the crime again. |
Doug Kanter wrote: "Sheila" wrote in message ... Doug Kanter wrote: Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? That's really nasty! Why is it nasty? I didn't say "hang the dog from the garage door handle". I said "tie them", no differently than the owner might tie the dog to one of those wire runs in the backyard. You think I should invite the dog in for a cocktail while we wait for the animal control truck to arrive? Read my last post, it's because you removed that dog's tag and the owner probably will not be found which means the dog most likely will be put to sleep. It would be fine if you didn't remove the tag. It's not the animal's fault. ' |
Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) Your dog could WOK here |
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 16:54:37 -0400, Sheila
wrote: Felice, When he removes that dog's tag, and calls the dog catcher, the owner probably won't be notified. If not adopted, the dog will probably be put to sleep. If the owner cared enough, they would contact animal control and the pound to claim their property. There are many dogs shot by farmers who need to protect their livestock. Feral cats are annoying too, but not as much as a dog pack. Coyotes are becoming more popular in our town, and they are stalking dogs contained within a private fence. |
Felice,
When he removes that dog's tag, and calls the dog catcher, the owner probably won't be notified. If not adopted, the dog will probably be put to sleep. If the owner cared enough, they would contact animal control and the pound to claim their property. There are many dogs shot by farmers who need to protect their livestock. Feral cats are annoying too, but not as much as a dog pack. Coyotes are becoming more popular in our town, and they are stalking dogs contained within a private fence. I grew up on a farm and know about neighbor's dogs. Dad would tie tin cans to the tail of a neighbors dog and send it on it's way. Then he would call the owner to let him know his dog was on the way home. Dogs were not really much of a problem. |
Coyotes would be a real problem.
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The Puppy Wizard wrote:
HOWEDY zxcvbob, "zxcvbob" wrote in message ... Followup-To: rec.gardens Doug Kanter wrote: "zxcvbob" wrote in message ... Doug Kanter wrote: Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? HOWEdy TPW, What took you so long? Best regards, ;-) Bob |
"Sheila" wrote in message ... Doug Kanter wrote: "Sheila" wrote in message ... Doug Kanter wrote: Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? That's really nasty! Why is it nasty? I didn't say "hang the dog from the garage door handle". I said "tie them", no differently than the owner might tie the dog to one of those wire runs in the backyard. You think I should invite the dog in for a cocktail while we wait for the animal control truck to arrive? Read my last post, it's because you removed that dog's tag and the owner probably will not be found which means the dog most likely will be put to sleep. It would be fine if you didn't remove the tag. It's not the animal's fault. ' Fault is not the issue. The only thing that's important is the physical reality of the situation. If the owner pays $25.00 and gets their dog back, it will be out roaming again immediately. Over 20 years of living near dog owners, I've found this to be true 99% of the time. Paying a fine doesn't make a bad owner into a good one. |
"Lisa" wrote in message ... Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) Your dog could WOK here Oohh......I think we have a winner! :-) Place beer mug on CD-ROM drawer. Press: CTRL-ALT-B for Bud CTRL-ALT-M for Molson Golden CTRL-ALT-H for Heinken CTRL-LeftShift-ALT-Spacebar-F8-RightArrow-^%-LeftArrow-L for whatever light beer is available at the moment. |
All my life I have lived near dog owners and never have I ever been
inclined to have one killed because it was an inconvience to me. |
"Sheila" wrote in message ... All my life I have lived near dog owners and never have I ever been inclined to have one killed because it was an inconvience to me. Isn't it a great country when two people have have different viewpoints? I might add also that this is why lawyers spend so much time interviewing jurors before a trial, to make sure they get the mix they want. |
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 18:09:52 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote: New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. This time, I thought it might be better to begin more quietly. I need to word a sign perfectly. The target audience is so-called "good dog owners", the ones who clean up after their trash animals. They're the ones who try and convince you that even though it's your property, it's OK for them to stop there. And, I believe that even when the owner picks the stuff up, the scent is still of interest to other dogs. My initial thought (for small, tasteful signs) was simply "No Dogs for ANY Reason. Period." Sounds boring, though, so I'm open to suggestions. The message I really want to convey is that the guy at this house may or may not be stable. I hope I'm not, but so far, I am. A friend suggested this: "All Dogs Will Be Collected and Eaten" Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) Why don't you put up a fence? It'll save you a lot of trouble and grief in the long run. Hal |
wrote in message ... On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 18:09:52 GMT, "Doug Kanter" wrote: New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. This time, I thought it might be better to begin more quietly. I need to word a sign perfectly. The target audience is so-called "good dog owners", the ones who clean up after their trash animals. They're the ones who try and convince you that even though it's your property, it's OK for them to stop there. And, I believe that even when the owner picks the stuff up, the scent is still of interest to other dogs. My initial thought (for small, tasteful signs) was simply "No Dogs for ANY Reason. Period." Sounds boring, though, so I'm open to suggestions. The message I really want to convey is that the guy at this house may or may not be stable. I hope I'm not, but so far, I am. A friend suggested this: "All Dogs Will Be Collected and Eaten" Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) Why don't you put up a fence? It'll save you a lot of trouble and grief in the long run. Hal Zoning regulations prevent putting up ENOUGH of a fence to make any difference. Besides, why should I spend thousands of dollars to compensate for someone else's lack of consideration? |
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