GardenBanter.co.uk

GardenBanter.co.uk (https://www.gardenbanter.co.uk/)
-   Lawns (https://www.gardenbanter.co.uk/lawns/)
-   -   Still No Tomatoes (https://www.gardenbanter.co.uk/lawns/96162-still-no-tomatoes.html)

D.D. Palmer 19-06-2005 10:45 PM

Still No Tomatoes
 
Still no tomatoes here in Pittsburgh. I have plants in pots, in EARTHBOXES
and in the ground. All the plants look VERY healthy and have flowered. But
no tomatoes. The flowers seem to not be setting. Even the ones I sprayed
with BLOSSOM SET stuff that someone recommended that I got at Lowe's. The
plants are about 3-4 feet tall yet I don't seem to even have 1 pea-sized
baby tomatoe. Anyone else in this area having problems? The weather WAS
weird....first too hot for a while then too cold. Nevertheless you would
think SOME would set. Maybe I planted too early (May 1st)....the plants will
be lopsided over the top by the time I get optimum weather for the blossoms
to fruit. Any comments/help here would be appreciated.



[email protected] 20-06-2005 01:01 AM

ive found here in ky , the cold may air can really stunt them
somewhat. if i put them out that early, and i did put mine out in early
april, i put a platic puptent over the row and closed the ends at night
and opened the end in the morning. ive had good red tomatoes for about
3 weeks now. i feel yours will just come on late. lucas


G Henslee 20-06-2005 05:33 AM

D.D. Palmer wrote:
Still no tomatoes here in Pittsburgh. I have plants in pots, in EARTHBOXES
and in the ground. All the plants look VERY healthy and have flowered. But
no tomatoes. The flowers seem to not be setting. Even the ones I sprayed
with BLOSSOM SET stuff that someone recommended that I got at Lowe's. The
plants are about 3-4 feet tall yet I don't seem to even have 1 pea-sized
baby tomatoe.



It's the cold. They'll come. Toldya to use sugar mixed with Miracle
Grow to set them blossoms...

Doug Kanter 20-06-2005 06:02 AM

"D.D. Palmer" wrote in message
...
Still no tomatoes here in Pittsburgh. I have plants in pots, in EARTHBOXES
and in the ground. All the plants look VERY healthy and have flowered. But
no tomatoes. The flowers seem to not be setting. Even the ones I sprayed
with BLOSSOM SET stuff that someone recommended that I got at Lowe's. The
plants are about 3-4 feet tall yet I don't seem to even have 1 pea-sized
baby tomatoe. Anyone else in this area having problems? The weather WAS
weird....first too hot for a while then too cold. Nevertheless you would
think SOME would set. Maybe I planted too early (May 1st)....the plants
will be lopsided over the top by the time I get optimum weather for the
blossoms to fruit. Any comments/help here would be appreciated.


Jeeeeeeeez.......relax. They'll make tomatoes when they ready. You're
talking about living beings, not computers. Go read a magazine. :-)



G Henslee 20-06-2005 10:38 PM

Doug Kanter wrote:
"D.D. Palmer" wrote in message
...

Still no tomatoes here in Pittsburgh.






Jeeeeeeeez.......relax. They'll make tomatoes when they ready. You're
talking about living beings, not computers. Go read a magazine. :-)



uh, "beings"? What are the tomato voices telling you Doug?

Doug Kanter 21-06-2005 01:10 PM


"G Henslee" wrote in message
...
Doug Kanter wrote:
"D.D. Palmer" wrote in message
...

Still no tomatoes here in Pittsburgh.






Jeeeeeeeez.......relax. They'll make tomatoes when they ready. You're
talking about living beings, not computers. Go read a magazine. :-)


uh, "beings"? What are the tomato voices telling you Doug?


Well, what do YOU think they are? A form of mineral?



G Henslee 21-06-2005 05:21 PM

Doug Kanter wrote:
"G Henslee" wrote in message
...

Doug Kanter wrote:

"D.D. Palmer" wrote in message
...


Still no tomatoes here in Pittsburgh.




Jeeeeeeeez.......relax. They'll make tomatoes when they ready. You're
talking about living beings, not computers. Go read a magazine. :-)


uh, "beings"? What are the tomato voices telling you Doug?



Well, what do YOU think they are? A form of mineral?



Until they reproduce, they may as well be minerals. Ask the zucchini,
it'll tell you.

Doug Kanter 21-06-2005 06:02 PM


"G Henslee" wrote in message
...
Doug Kanter wrote:
"G Henslee" wrote in message
...

Doug Kanter wrote:

"D.D. Palmer" wrote in message
...


Still no tomatoes here in Pittsburgh.




Jeeeeeeeez.......relax. They'll make tomatoes when they ready. You're
talking about living beings, not computers. Go read a magazine. :-)

uh, "beings"? What are the tomato voices telling you Doug?



Well, what do YOU think they are? A form of mineral?


Until they reproduce, they may as well be minerals. Ask the zucchini,
it'll tell you.


You've gotten yourself awfully upset over the word "being". What's YOUR
definition, if any?



G Henslee 21-06-2005 06:26 PM

Doug Kanter wrote:
"G Henslee" wrote in message
...

Doug Kanter wrote:

"G Henslee" wrote in message
...


Doug Kanter wrote:


"D.D. Palmer" wrote in message
...



Still no tomatoes here in Pittsburgh.



Jeeeeeeeez.......relax. They'll make tomatoes when they ready. You're
talking about living beings, not computers. Go read a magazine. :-)

uh, "beings"? What are the tomato voices telling you Doug?


Well, what do YOU think they are? A form of mineral?


Until they reproduce, they may as well be minerals. Ask the zucchini,
it'll tell you.



You've gotten yourself awfully upset over the word "being". What's YOUR
definition, if any?



Jeeeeeeeez.......relax. I see you're easily provoked.

Upset? Moi? Nah... I'd never let you 'squash' my joy.

Go read a magazine. :-)

Doug Kanter 21-06-2005 07:17 PM


"G Henslee" wrote in message
...
Doug Kanter wrote:
"G Henslee" wrote in message
...

Doug Kanter wrote:

"G Henslee" wrote in message
...


Doug Kanter wrote:


"D.D. Palmer" wrote in message
...



Still no tomatoes here in Pittsburgh.



Jeeeeeeeez.......relax. They'll make tomatoes when they ready. You're
talking about living beings, not computers. Go read a magazine. :-)

uh, "beings"? What are the tomato voices telling you Doug?


Well, what do YOU think they are? A form of mineral?

Until they reproduce, they may as well be minerals. Ask the zucchini,
it'll tell you.



You've gotten yourself awfully upset over the word "being". What's YOUR
definition, if any?


Jeeeeeeeez.......relax. I see you're easily provoked.

Upset? Moi? Nah... I'd never let you 'squash' my joy.

Go read a magazine. :-)


Nah...that's OK. You started this childish nonsense. Explain your issue with
the word "being". Offer a substitute word. Do *something* to justify your
presence.



G Henslee 21-06-2005 07:39 PM

Doug Kanter wrote:
"G Henslee" wrote in message
...

Doug Kanter wrote:

"G Henslee" wrote in message
...


Doug Kanter wrote:


"G Henslee" wrote in message
...



Doug Kanter wrote:



"D.D. Palmer" wrote in message
...




Still no tomatoes here in Pittsburgh.


Jeeeeeeeez.......relax. They'll make tomatoes when they ready. You're
talking about living beings, not computers. Go read a magazine. :-)

uh, "beings"? What are the tomato voices telling you Doug?


Well, what do YOU think they are? A form of mineral?

Until they reproduce, they may as well be minerals. Ask the zucchini,
it'll tell you.


You've gotten yourself awfully upset over the word "being". What's YOUR
definition, if any?


Jeeeeeeeez.......relax. I see you're easily provoked.

Upset? Moi? Nah... I'd never let you 'squash' my joy.

Go read a magazine. :-)



Nah...that's OK. Do *something* to justify your
presence.


Nah...that's OK. I'm through *poking you*.

Pfft...

Stubby 22-06-2005 01:16 AM

Doug Kanter wrote:
"D.D. Palmer" wrote in message
...

Still no tomatoes here in Pittsburgh. I have plants in pots, in EARTHBOXES
and in the ground. All the plants look VERY healthy and have flowered. But
no tomatoes. The flowers seem to not be setting. Even the ones I sprayed
with BLOSSOM SET stuff that someone recommended that I got at Lowe's. The
plants are about 3-4 feet tall yet I don't seem to even have 1 pea-sized
baby tomatoe. Anyone else in this area having problems? The weather WAS
weird....first too hot for a while then too cold. Nevertheless you would
think SOME would set. Maybe I planted too early (May 1st)....the plants
will be lopsided over the top by the time I get optimum weather for the
blossoms to fruit. Any comments/help here would be appreciated.



Jeeeeeeeez.......relax. They'll make tomatoes when they ready. You're
talking about living beings, not computers. Go read a magazine. :-)


plonk

Doug Kanter 22-06-2005 02:37 AM


"Stubby" wrote in message
...
Doug Kanter wrote:
"D.D. Palmer" wrote in message
...

Still no tomatoes here in Pittsburgh. I have plants in pots, in
EARTHBOXES and in the ground. All the plants look VERY healthy and have
flowered. But no tomatoes. The flowers seem to not be setting. Even the
ones I sprayed with BLOSSOM SET stuff that someone recommended that I got
at Lowe's. The plants are about 3-4 feet tall yet I don't seem to even
have 1 pea-sized baby tomatoe. Anyone else in this area having problems?
The weather WAS weird....first too hot for a while then too cold.
Nevertheless you would think SOME would set. Maybe I planted too early
(May 1st)....the plants will be lopsided over the top by the time I get
optimum weather for the blossoms to fruit. Any comments/help here would
be appreciated.



Jeeeeeeeez.......relax. They'll make tomatoes when they ready. You're
talking about living beings, not computers. Go read a magazine. :-)

plonk


Oh no. I've been plonked. Life as I know it has ended.



G Henslee 22-06-2005 09:39 PM

Doug Kanter burped:
"Stubby" wrote in message



plonk



Oh no. I've been plonked. Life as I know it has ended.



No doubt something you've grown quite accustomed to. How 'bout a
plink Like the sound that's heard when someone flicks your empty
cranium with their knuckle.

Steveo 22-06-2005 11:51 PM

G Henslee wrote:
plink Like the sound that's heard when someone flicks your empty
cranium with their knuckle.

D'OH!


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 02:39 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
GardenBanter