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Rob Halgren 12-02-2004 11:25 PM

Horse manure?
 

The ONLY way your keyboard is going to be really safe is if a) you ban
liquids from within a metre of the keyboard, or b) you install a keyboard
condom (a flexible plastic envelop molded to the shape of your keyboard -
flexible so that you can type with it in place, but guaranteed to keep
liquids out of your keyboard unless it is torn or punctured).



ACKKK!!! First carpal tunnel and now I can't even drink the
programmer's friend? (Diet Mountain Dew...) I'm going to have to build
that greenhouse now, it is all over for me as a computer jockey.

Rob

--
Rob's Rules: http://www.msu.edu/~halgren
1) There is always room for one more orchid
2) There is always room for two more orchids
2a. See rule 1
3) When one has insufficient credit to purchase
more orchids, obtain more credit

J. Del Col 13-02-2004 03:19 AM

Horse manure?
 
"RPM1" wrote in message ...
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/6917/manure.htm

What do y'all think about growing orchids in horse manure?



Keep your tetanus shots up to date.


J. Del Col

J. Del Col 13-02-2004 03:32 AM

Horse manure?
 
"RPM1" wrote in message ...
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/6917/manure.htm

What do y'all think about growing orchids in horse manure?



Keep your tetanus shots up to date.


J. Del Col

Geir Harris Hedemark 15-02-2004 10:12 AM

Horse manure?
 
Rob Halgren writes:
...medium... fresh off the horse, so to speak. Anyway, I think that
as long as you don't eat it, grind it up and inject it under your skin
(or poke yourself with sharp objects in its presence), or snort it,


Thank you! I was eating my dinner here! Now I need to go clean my
keyboard.

Geir

J. Del Col 15-02-2004 10:42 AM

Horse manure?
 
"RPM1" wrote in message ...
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/6917/manure.htm

What do y'all think about growing orchids in horse manure?



Keep your tetanus shots up to date.


J. Del Col

Rob Halgren 15-02-2004 11:21 AM

Horse manure?
 
Geir Harris Hedemark wrote:

Rob Halgren writes:


...medium... fresh off the horse, so to speak. Anyway, I think that
as long as you don't eat it, grind it up and inject it under your skin
(or poke yourself with sharp objects in its presence), or snort it,



Thank you! I was eating my dinner here! Now I need to go clean my
keyboard.

Geir


Sorry about that... Never eat and read at the same time, it is bad for
the digestion. *grin*

Rob

--
Rob's Rules: http://www.msu.edu/~halgren
1) There is always room for one more orchid
2) There is always room for two more orchids
2a. See rule 1
3) When one has insufficient credit to purchase
more orchids, obtain more credit

Rob Halgren 15-02-2004 11:21 AM

Horse manure?
 
Geir Harris Hedemark wrote:

Rob Halgren writes:


...medium... fresh off the horse, so to speak. Anyway, I think that
as long as you don't eat it, grind it up and inject it under your skin
(or poke yourself with sharp objects in its presence), or snort it,



Thank you! I was eating my dinner here! Now I need to go clean my
keyboard.

Geir


Sorry about that... Never eat and read at the same time, it is bad for
the digestion. *grin*

Rob

--
Rob's Rules: http://www.msu.edu/~halgren
1) There is always room for one more orchid
2) There is always room for two more orchids
2a. See rule 1
3) When one has insufficient credit to purchase
more orchids, obtain more credit

Susan Erickson 15-02-2004 12:07 PM

Horse manure?
 
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:30:21 -0500, Rob Halgren
wrote:

Geir Harris Hedemark wrote:
Thank you! I was eating my dinner here! Now I need to go clean my
keyboard.



Sorry about that... Never eat and read at the same time, it is bad for
the digestion. *grin*

Rob


Rob -
I think Geir is correct ... it is not hard on the digestion. It
is hard on the keyboard. G

SuE
http://orchids.legolas.org/gallery/albums.php

Rob Halgren 15-02-2004 12:09 PM

Horse manure?
 
Susan Erickson wrote:

Sorry about that... Never eat and read at the same time, it is bad for
the digestion. *grin*

Rob



Rob -
I think Geir is correct ... it is not hard on the digestion. It
is hard on the keyboard. G

SuE
http://orchids.legolas.org/gallery/albums.php


This is precisely why I drink diet soda instead of coffee. I can
still read the keys, and they don't stick to my fingers. Otherwise I'd
be skroood. *grin*

Rob

--
Rob's Rules: http://www.msu.edu/~halgren
1) There is always room for one more orchid
2) There is always room for two more orchids
2a. See rule 1
3) When one has insufficient credit to purchase
more orchids, obtain more credit

Susan Erickson 15-02-2004 12:12 PM

Horse manure?
 
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:30:21 -0500, Rob Halgren
wrote:

Geir Harris Hedemark wrote:
Thank you! I was eating my dinner here! Now I need to go clean my
keyboard.



Sorry about that... Never eat and read at the same time, it is bad for
the digestion. *grin*

Rob


Rob -
I think Geir is correct ... it is not hard on the digestion. It
is hard on the keyboard. G

SuE
http://orchids.legolas.org/gallery/albums.php

Rob Halgren 15-02-2004 12:15 PM

Horse manure?
 
Susan Erickson wrote:

Sorry about that... Never eat and read at the same time, it is bad for
the digestion. *grin*

Rob



Rob -
I think Geir is correct ... it is not hard on the digestion. It
is hard on the keyboard. G

SuE
http://orchids.legolas.org/gallery/albums.php


This is precisely why I drink diet soda instead of coffee. I can
still read the keys, and they don't stick to my fingers. Otherwise I'd
be skroood. *grin*

Rob

--
Rob's Rules: http://www.msu.edu/~halgren
1) There is always room for one more orchid
2) There is always room for two more orchids
2a. See rule 1
3) When one has insufficient credit to purchase
more orchids, obtain more credit


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