I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?

I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?

Hire a hit heron.

"Ka30P" wrote in message
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I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?

Hire a hit heron.


Either that or hire a ninja turtle.

"Ka30P" wrote in message
...
I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?

Hire a hit heron.


Either that or hire a ninja turtle.

Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?


" Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?


" Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

"Mark and Kim Smith" wrote in message
...
Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?


" Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a
system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the
masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

-Mony Python and the holy Grail

Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?

I've got no sympathy. If you're not man enough to fight through a few
turtles to get it, you're just not heroic enough to be wielding Excalibur.
--
derek

Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?

I've got no sympathy. If you're not man enough to fight through a few
turtles to get it, you're just not heroic enough to be wielding Excalibur.
--
derek

"Mark and Kim Smith" wrote in message
...
Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?


" Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

"Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some
watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an
emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'
d put me away!" -Monty Pyton, More from the same scene.

BV.

"Mark and Kim Smith" wrote in message
...
Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?


" Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

"Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some
watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an
emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'
d put me away!" -Monty Pyton, More from the same scene.

BV.

"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" wrote in message
om...
I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?

As long as it is not made of copper, just leave it there. The Algae will
hide it soon enough.

BV.

"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" wrote in message
om...
I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?

As long as it is not made of copper, just leave it there. The Algae will
hide it soon enough.

BV.

From: "Benign Vanilla"


"Mark and Kim Smith" wrote in message
...
Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?


" Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

"Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some
watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an
emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'
d put me away!" -Monty Pyton, More from the same scene.

BV.


Ahhh... now we see the violence inherent in the system!

(HA HA Budys Here) wrote:

Ahhh... now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Still some of the best stuff around; I was going to reply with something
about a watery tart, but I'm _way_ too late.
I'll just bugger off and run away.

I've got the DVD. Well worth it.


Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at home.earthlink.net/~garygarlic
Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420' elevation. NY WO G