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In article , Ophelia
writes

"Mike" wrote in message

Phone call from the Doctor on Tuesday afternoon. "Couple of small marks.
Nothing unusual in that. No sign of Asbestosis"

Excellent;)

Yes. Many thanks for your thoughts:-)

I have just had my neighbour banging at the door screaming about reporting
us to the police, environmental health and probably the the CIA for all I
know:(


When I have a paranoid person talking to me like that, I refer them to
the appropriate department, telephone number and even a name if
possible. Give it with a smile and they usually go away with their tail
between their legs.

Follow it up a couple of days later, again with a smile, with a 'By the
way, how did you get on with Mr .... over my Compost?'

I'm a ******* really :-)))
(But a nice one)

Mike
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Neighbours !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Join the club
Sounds like yours is like mine
Turns up her nose at my compost bins however posh they may be yet own side
of fence is a total tip but we dont worry about that of course


"Ophelia" wrote in message
...
For the last year my compost bin has been at the end of my garden near
shed
and fence. The garden is quite small. Last week we spread the compost
on
the land reserved for fruit trees.

My neighbour's front door faces my garden. When we were digging in the
compost last week I must admit it was a wee bit niffy. Not sure why but
maybe someone can advise me later

We still have to finish it off and the smell will be gone. It has almost
gone now. She is screaming blue murder and is now sniffing against the
fence
where the compost bin is and inviting all the neighbours to have a wee
sniff
as well (the bin is one from B&Q with a lid.

I know the smell will be gone as indeed it almost is after the work this
weekend. There was no smell at all for the last year. Does she have any
recourse in law as she gets obsessed with any wee problem in life and
rushes
off to the police . I don't have anywhere else to site the bin and given
she had no complaint for the
whole of last year I don't see why I should. Or should I?

I have absolutely no wish to make anyone unhappy.. no not even her but is
this OTT?

Comments please?

Ophelia
Scotland

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"Zizz" wrote in message
...

I wonder if she does anything worthwhile with her garden!
You could offer her some of your compost and say it does wonders for
insert
plant she has in he garden here.
Then again that would most likely wind her up!!!!

I don't know. I never liked her and have never made a friend of her. I
don't do the 'neighbour thing.. I prefer to muck around in my garden than
gossip. I hear enough from the other side of my fence:(

Her garden is at the back of her house.. behind it and I hve never been
round there. I have been told she had someone in to make it all posh and
she was showing everyone around:) Not me though:)

I don't think she will ever feed it, she doesn't seem to have a clue about
soil


O :)

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"Mike" wrote in message
...
In article , Ophelia
writes

"Mike" wrote in message

Phone call from the Doctor on Tuesday afternoon. "Couple of small
marks.
Nothing unusual in that. No sign of Asbestosis"

Excellent;)

Yes. Many thanks for your thoughts:-)

I have just had my neighbour banging at the door screaming about
reporting
us to the police, environmental health and probably the the CIA for all I
know:(


When I have a paranoid person talking to me like that, I refer them to
the appropriate department, telephone number and even a name if
possible. Give it with a smile and they usually go away with their tail
between their legs.

Follow it up a couple of days later, again with a smile, with a 'By the
way, how did you get on with Mr .... over my Compost?'

I'm a ******* really :-)))
(But a nice one)

LOL nice one. I wish:))

O

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"bnd777" wrote in message
...
Neighbours !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Join the club
Sounds like yours is like mine
Turns up her nose at my compost bins however posh they may be yet own side
of fence is a total tip but we dont worry about that of course

Has she complained to any authorities about you?

This one is a snob and gob of the street. It seems that she is the boss of
the street LOL .. She wasn't too impressed with the reception she got here.
She went away yelling threats:(

Will give you updates if you want to stick pins in a doll of her along with
me :)

O

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In article , Ophelia
writes


Will give you updates if you want to stick pins in a doll of her along with
me :)

O

Yup! I'll go along with that. What sort of spud do we need? Long and
thin? Short and dumpy, or will a chip do?

Mike


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"Mike" wrote in message
...
In article , Ophelia
writes


Will give you updates if you want to stick pins in a doll of her along
with
me :)

O

Yup! I'll go along with that. What sort of spud do we need? Long and
thin? Short and dumpy, or will a chip do?

LOL short and dumpy with screwed up face and mouth you know the type.... she
is in charge, bosses everyone around, thinks everyone has to cow tow to her
and shrieks a lot:) Come to think of it I met another one last year
*shudder* Thank goodness we are no longer in contact

O

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Yup
complained to Environmental Health that I had bonfires month in and month
out ........actually an incinerator twice a year
Threatened Police etc
Sent solicitors letter threatening Harassment when politely asked to remove
the trespass of her 120ft of conifers breaking our fence
You should just see the mess under said trees
and yes had someone in to spend 6 months on major landscaping but knows
nothing about the soil
"Ophelia" wrote in message
...

"bnd777" wrote in message
...
Neighbours !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Join the club
Sounds like yours is like mine
Turns up her nose at my compost bins however posh they may be yet own
side
of fence is a total tip but we dont worry about that of course

Has she complained to any authorities about you?

This one is a snob and gob of the street. It seems that she is the boss
of
the street LOL .. She wasn't too impressed with the reception she got
here.
She went away yelling threats:(

Will give you updates if you want to stick pins in a doll of her along
with
me :)

O

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Add on bleached hair and stick in plenty of pins for me too
"Ophelia" wrote in message
...

"Mike" wrote in message
...
In article , Ophelia
writes


Will give you updates if you want to stick pins in a doll of her along
with
me :)

O

Yup! I'll go along with that. What sort of spud do we need? Long and
thin? Short and dumpy, or will a chip do?

LOL short and dumpy with screwed up face and mouth you know the type....
she
is in charge, bosses everyone around, thinks everyone has to cow tow to
her
and shrieks a lot:) Come to think of it I met another one last year
*shudder* Thank goodness we are no longer in contact

O

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I should really consider myself lucky that my neighbours are chickens! They
never complain - just look interested when we have a bonfire & cluck in
agreement with our plans!!! :-)
"bnd777" wrote in message
...
Yup
complained to Environmental Health that I had bonfires month in and month
out ........actually an incinerator twice a year
Threatened Police etc
Sent solicitors letter threatening Harassment when politely asked to
remove
the trespass of her 120ft of conifers breaking our fence
You should just see the mess under said trees
and yes had someone in to spend 6 months on major landscaping but knows
nothing about the soil

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In article , Jayne
writes
I should really consider myself lucky that my neighbours are chickens! They
never complain - just look interested when we have a bonfire & cluck in
agreement with our plans!!! :-)

I think you are unlucky if you do not have nice neighbours around you.
We have great ones all round and the help and advice given and received
is always welcome. Always someone to have a chat with and pass the time
of day :-))

Mike

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"Ophelia" wrote in message

Well, I didn't! If bigboard is right about the smell being down to
anaerobic decomposition, it would help, though probably mixing in a bit
more twiggy stuff with your lawn mowings would work too.

Another thing I did when I couldn't be bothered to shift the bin was
stab
a
few deep holes in the heap from the top with a sharp stick: I'm not sure
if
this worked, but my theory was that by creating a few 'shafts' from top
to
bottom, the bottom got a bit more oxygen.

Does your bin have a central plastic column to provide air to the heap? One
of ours does and one doesn't. Suggest a bit of plastic drainpipe with holes
drilled all around and along the pipe, pushed into the center of the heap to
provide air as the heap gets bigger. Straw or similar in layers will also
provide air pockets.
Our one with the central plastic tower does not smell and that's where we
put our kitchen waste, so it would be liable to.

--
Bob

www.pooleygreengrowers.org.uk/ about an Allotment site in
Runnymede fighting for it's existence.

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"Ophelia" wrote in message
For the last year my compost bin has been at the end of my garden near
shed
and fence. The garden is quite small. Last week we spread the compost
on
the land reserved for fruit trees.

My neighbour's front door faces my garden. When we were digging in the
compost last week I must admit it was a wee bit niffy. Not sure why but
maybe someone can advise me later

We still have to finish it off and the smell will be gone. It has almost
gone now. She is screaming blue murder and is now sniffing against the
fence
where the compost bin is and inviting all the neighbours to have a wee
sniff
as well (the bin is one from B&Q with a lid.

As most Councils now hand out these plastic bins for a small sum because
they want all of us composting what can be composted instead of chucking it
in the dustbin I don't think any Council is going to take her side of this
argument. They may well send an "expert" to check your bin and advise you on
composting but I can't see anything being done for her benefit.
If they do make waves point out you are doing what they want.
Unfortunately her type also tend to "know" people, husband in Masons etc, so
always be polite to her just let her know what you are doing is good garden
practice, good "Green" practice, and suggest some books she might like to
read on soil improvement. A polite way of saying "you're ignorant".

Try some Horse Manure next, leave it to mature all summer (next to her
fence) before you use it. The ultimate threat? :-)

--
Bob

www.pooleygreengrowers.org.uk/ about an Allotment site in
Runnymede fighting for it's existence.

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On Fri, 04 Apr 2003 14:59:13 +0100, Victoria Clare wrote:

"Ophelia" wrote in
Thank you very much Victoria. I don't have space at the present but I
guess I could work on it. Does this mean that if I can't, I will end
up with smelly compost when I take it out?

Hi Ophelia,

One other thing that may help you is to water your heap. Sounds a bit
strange at first, but especially as you have a plastic dalek heap, it is
necessary as it won't get rained on.

Funnily enough my BIL and SIL were complaining about the flies on their
new plastic dalek heap that's only been going 6 mths at max., and is their
first ever compost heap, my instant diagnosis was "Water it!".

Erm - you can also 'water' it with some recycled beer (urine) if you feel
brave. I don't do this, so can't comment on smell or effectiveness. My
heap is open, but I do add all coffee and tea dregs (as well as coffee
grounds and tea bags), also sometimes the water from boing veg / pasta,
the dreg ends of gravy etc..

Somewhat strangly, given that we do not eat a lot of citrus fruit, my heap
nearly always smells faintly of orange peel.... (well so I think at any
rate), however, when I used to run a plastic dalek heap, I occasionaly got
really smelly lumps in the compost where material had turned into silage
rather than compost. But this was nearly always due to a big clump of one
type of material being rammed in tight.

I would suggest mixing the stuff well as you chuck it in - if you have a
lot of hedge clippings, mix them with grass, if you've trimmed the ivy
back, mix it with the contents of the weeding bucket etc.. If you are
short of woody material you can add paper and cardboard. This will help
prevent anerobic consitions (i.e. silage production). I never turned the
stuff in my dalek - way too much work and very difficult. I just emptied
it 2 - 3 times a year, anything that wasn't compost was chucked back in.

Smell is personally subjective, what smells good to me may not smell good
to you ;-) Don't worry about your neighbour - she is just being majorly
petty. Implement URG's suggestions and most of that smell should go. Given
the new rules imposed on local councils with regard to composting organic
waste, they should be on your side for wanting to do you own - even if
your neighbour complains about the smell! As others have siad, I don't
think anyone could do anything unless your heap was proved to be a health
hazard, which is extremely unlikely! After all, the smell of dacaying
organic materials is perfectly normal unluike some other smells I could
mention.


Sarah
(P.S. I also see you on the sewing groups!)

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"Sue & Bob Hobden" wrote in message

As most Councils now hand out these plastic bins for a small sum because
they want all of us composting what can be composted instead of chucking
it
in the dustbin I don't think any Council is going to take her side of this
argument. They may well send an "expert" to check your bin and advise you
on
composting but I can't see anything being done for her benefit.
If they do make waves point out you are doing what they want.
Unfortunately her type also tend to "know" people, husband in Masons etc,
so
always be polite to her just let her know what you are doing is good
garden
practice, good "Green" practice, and suggest some books she might like to
read on soil improvement. A polite way of saying "you're ignorant".

Try some Horse Manure next, leave it to mature all summer (next to her
fence) before you use it. The ultimate threat? :-)

All good suggestions... well the Horse Manure is a wee bit wicked:))) I
don't think she is the type to read a book. She is at her window all day
looking for neighbours to pounce on:(

Our council doesn't give out bins but I think they have a bag type
collection for composting material. Of course I keep mine.

Thanks again Bob:))

O