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Close Encounters of the Tree Rat kind
Earlier in the week I received a text from my wife that a pair of Tree Rats
(Squirrels) were gambolling along our back fence leading the dog a merry dance. Very nice I thought, wildlife in our garden after 3 years.....Niiiiiiice. Daily visits to the bird table and the stealth stealing of the peanuts from the feeder suggested that Tree Rats were up to their usual antics and giving the dog a hard time. Early A.M we were awoken by a frantic scrambling around complete with loud crashes, bangs and squealing coming from our dining room. It transpires, upon me investigating the commotion by using the first four stairs down as an arse support, that Tree Rat 1 had decided that venturing INTO the house might be a way of providing itself with more food, problem was that as my Wife had been up a little earlier and left the door open to the garden for the dog to wander, Tree Rat 1 was unaware that the dog was now behind him and a Tail/Dog mouth interface ensued with Tree Rat 1 having a clear advantage of being able to use smaller gaps through furniture than a 4 stone dog! Grab of dog and despatch to other room, shut door. Tree Rat 1 decides to make a bid for freedom to the kitchen, entirely bypassing the open door to the garden and to hide behind the cooker. Plan A: Adrenalin rush in me says grab Tree Rat 1 and despatch to garden. Plan A Tree Rat1: Bite the bugger! Plan B: Bleed profusely from 3 tooth marks in longest finger while attempting to extract Tree Rat 1 from finger. Dangling 5ft in the air from my finger DID NOT faze the bugger at all, in fact upon reaching BONE in my finger resolutely refused to let go. Plan B Tree Rat 1: Bite harder until flying lessons ensue. It appears that Plan B in both camps was effective. Lessons Learned: 1 Don't let Tree Rat 1 be cornered. 2 Pick up using thick towel next time if he is 3 Learn Tree Rat language as swearing in human form isn't understood. 4 4 stone dogs are NOT good at Furniture avoidance in small spaces. All this before 07.30...........so went to work to chill out. |
Close Encounters of the Tree Rat kind
"Mr Alun Davies" wrote in message ... Earlier in the week I received a text from my wife that a pair of Tree Rats (Squirrels) were gambolling along our back fence leading the dog a merry dance. Very nice I thought, wildlife in our garden after 3 years.....Niiiiiiice. Daily visits to the bird table and the stealth stealing of the peanuts from the feeder suggested that Tree Rats were up to their usual antics and giving the dog a hard time. Early A.M we were awoken by a frantic scrambling around complete with loud crashes, bangs and squealing coming from our dining room. It transpires, upon me investigating the commotion by using the first four stairs down as an arse support, that Tree Rat 1 had decided that venturing INTO the house might be a way of providing itself with more food, problem was that as my Wife had been up a little earlier and left the door open to the garden for the dog to wander, Tree Rat 1 was unaware that the dog was now behind him and a Tail/Dog mouth interface ensued with Tree Rat 1 having a clear advantage of being able to use smaller gaps through furniture than a 4 stone dog! Grab of dog and despatch to other room, shut door. Tree Rat 1 decides to make a bid for freedom to the kitchen, entirely bypassing the open door to the garden and to hide behind the cooker. Plan A: Adrenalin rush in me says grab Tree Rat 1 and despatch to garden. Plan A Tree Rat1: Bite the bugger! Plan B: Bleed profusely from 3 tooth marks in longest finger while attempting to extract Tree Rat 1 from finger. Dangling 5ft in the air from my finger DID NOT faze the bugger at all, in fact upon reaching BONE in my finger resolutely refused to let go. Plan B Tree Rat 1: Bite harder until flying lessons ensue. It appears that Plan B in both camps was effective. Lessons Learned: 1 Don't let Tree Rat 1 be cornered. 2 Pick up using thick towel next time if he is 3 Learn Tree Rat language as swearing in human form isn't understood. 4 4 stone dogs are NOT good at Furniture avoidance in small spaces. All this before 07.30...........so went to work to chill out. You're lucky, a friend of mine seeing what he thought was a dead "Tree Rat", on the grass at the side of the road, picked it up and had to attend hospital for some weeks after they stitched back the skin on his hand (like a patchwork quilt). Those claws are powerful and sharp just like the teeth. -- Regards Bob Hobden 17mls W. of London.UK |
Close Encounters of the Tree Rat kind
On Sat, 8 Jul 2006 12:10:37 +0100, "Mr Alun Davies"
wrote: Earlier in the week I received a text from my wife that a pair of Tree Rats (Squirrels) were gambolling along our back fence leading the dog a merry dance. Very nice I thought, wildlife in our garden after 3 years.....Niiiiiiice. Daily visits to the bird table and the stealth stealing of the peanuts from the feeder suggested that Tree Rats were up to their usual antics and giving the dog a hard time. Early A.M we were awoken by a frantic scrambling around complete with loud crashes, bangs and squealing coming from our dining room. It transpires, upon me investigating the commotion by using the first four stairs down as an arse support, that Tree Rat 1 had decided that venturing INTO the house might be a way of providing itself with more food, problem was that as my Wife had been up a little earlier and left the door open to the garden for the dog to wander, Tree Rat 1 was unaware that the dog was now behind him and a Tail/Dog mouth interface ensued with Tree Rat 1 having a clear advantage of being able to use smaller gaps through furniture than a 4 stone dog! Grab of dog and despatch to other room, shut door. Tree Rat 1 decides to make a bid for freedom to the kitchen, entirely bypassing the open door to the garden and to hide behind the cooker. Plan A: Adrenalin rush in me says grab Tree Rat 1 and despatch to garden. Plan A Tree Rat1: Bite the bugger! Plan B: Bleed profusely from 3 tooth marks in longest finger while attempting to extract Tree Rat 1 from finger. Dangling 5ft in the air from my finger DID NOT faze the bugger at all, in fact upon reaching BONE in my finger resolutely refused to let go. Plan B Tree Rat 1: Bite harder until flying lessons ensue. It appears that Plan B in both camps was effective. Lessons Learned: 1 Don't let Tree Rat 1 be cornered. 2 Pick up using thick towel next time if he is 3 Learn Tree Rat language as swearing in human form isn't understood. 4 4 stone dogs are NOT good at Furniture avoidance in small spaces. All this before 07.30...........so went to work to chill out. Hope you went to A&E ( or local GP if you could get ti see them ! ) for an anti-tetanus injection ? Elizabeth in Renfrewshire, Scotland. Removex to reply |
Close Encounters of the Tree Rat kind
"Mr Alun Davies" wrote in message ... Earlier in the week I received a text from my wife that a pair of Tree Rats (Squirrels) were gambolling along our back fence leading the dog a merry dance. Very nice I thought, wildlife in our garden after 3 years.....Niiiiiiice. Daily visits to the bird table and the stealth stealing of the peanuts from the feeder suggested that Tree Rats were up to their usual antics and giving the dog a hard time. Early A.M we were awoken by a frantic scrambling around complete with loud crashes, bangs and squealing coming from our dining room. It transpires, upon me investigating the commotion by using the first four stairs down as an arse support, that Tree Rat 1 had decided that venturing INTO the house might be a way of providing itself with more food, problem was that as my Wife had been up a little earlier and left the door open to the garden for the dog to wander, Tree Rat 1 was unaware that the dog was now behind him and a Tail/Dog mouth interface ensued with Tree Rat 1 having a clear advantage of being able to use smaller gaps through furniture than a 4 stone dog! Grab of dog and despatch to other room, shut door. Tree Rat 1 decides to make a bid for freedom to the kitchen, entirely bypassing the open door to the garden and to hide behind the cooker. Plan A: Adrenalin rush in me says grab Tree Rat 1 and despatch to garden. Plan A Tree Rat1: Bite the bugger! Plan B: Bleed profusely from 3 tooth marks in longest finger while attempting to extract Tree Rat 1 from finger. Dangling 5ft in the air from my finger DID NOT faze the bugger at all, in fact upon reaching BONE in my finger resolutely refused to let go. Plan B Tree Rat 1: Bite harder until flying lessons ensue. At this point you should have tried to dump the pest in a bucket of water, making sure it could not get away. Alan |
Close Encounters of the Tree Rat kind
"Alan Holmes" wrote in message ... "Mr Alun Davies" wrote in message ... Earlier in the week I received a text from my wife that a pair of Tree Rats (Squirrels) were gambolling along our back fence leading the dog a merry dance. Very nice I thought, wildlife in our garden after 3 years.....Niiiiiiice. Daily visits to the bird table and the stealth stealing of the peanuts from the feeder suggested that Tree Rats were up to their usual antics and giving the dog a hard time. Early A.M we were awoken by a frantic scrambling around complete with loud crashes, bangs and squealing coming from our dining room. It transpires, upon me investigating the commotion by using the first four stairs down as an arse support, that Tree Rat 1 had decided that venturing INTO the house might be a way of providing itself with more food, problem was that as my Wife had been up a little earlier and left the door open to the garden for the dog to wander, Tree Rat 1 was unaware that the dog was now behind him and a Tail/Dog mouth interface ensued with Tree Rat 1 having a clear advantage of being able to use smaller gaps through furniture than a 4 stone dog! Grab of dog and despatch to other room, shut door. Tree Rat 1 decides to make a bid for freedom to the kitchen, entirely bypassing the open door to the garden and to hide behind the cooker. Plan A: Adrenalin rush in me says grab Tree Rat 1 and despatch to garden. Plan A Tree Rat1: Bite the bugger! Plan B: Bleed profusely from 3 tooth marks in longest finger while attempting to extract Tree Rat 1 from finger. Dangling 5ft in the air from my finger DID NOT faze the bugger at all, in fact upon reaching BONE in my finger resolutely refused to let go. Plan B Tree Rat 1: Bite harder until flying lessons ensue. At this point you should have tried to dump the pest in a bucket of water, making sure it could not get away. What a good idea! Find a bucket and take it to kitchen or outside tap and fill it. It doesn't take long. Of course it might SEEM like a long time with TR1 dangling from extremity .... Mary |
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On Sun, 9 Jul 2006 16:17:11 +0100, Mary Fisher wrote:
At this point you should have tried to dump the pest in a bucket of water, making sure it could not get away. What a good idea! Find a bucket and take it to kitchen ... We are in the kitchen... or outside tap and fill it. It doesn't take long. Quite. One has free hand, the teeth of TR1 are currently safely engaged in severing a finger. Grab the little bar steward tightly round the neck until it lets go, remember to continue grabbing the little bar steward tightly round the neck for several minutes just to make sure the little bar steward doesn't get a second chance at finger severing. Finally take ones self off to the local Casualty department for the bite to be properly cleaned and tidied up. And requisite injections given, tetanus and possibly some antibiotics. -- Cheers Dave. pam is missing e-mail |
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"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.com... On Sun, 9 Jul 2006 16:17:11 +0100, Mary Fisher wrote: At this point you should have tried to dump the pest in a bucket of water, making sure it could not get away. What a good idea! Find a bucket and take it to kitchen ... We are in the kitchen... Easy then! or outside tap and fill it. It doesn't take long. Quite. One has free hand, the teeth of TR1 are currently safely engaged in severing a finger. Grab the little bar steward tightly round the neck until it lets go, remember to continue grabbing the little bar steward tightly round the neck for several minutes just to make sure the little bar steward doesn't get a second chance at finger severing. Well, yes, but Alan was suggesting an alternative solution :-) Mary |
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"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message ... The message om from "Dave Liquorice" contains these words: On Sun, 9 Jul 2006 16:17:11 +0100, Mary Fisher wrote: At this point you should have tried to dump the pest in a bucket of water, making sure it could not get away. What a good idea! Find a bucket and take it to kitchen ... We are in the kitchen... or outside tap and fill it. It doesn't take long. Quite. One has free hand, the teeth of TR1 are currently safely engaged in severing a finger. All you needed to do, was lower the extremity + rotating squirrel attachment into the washing up bowl filled with hot soapy water and dirty dishes. In about five seconds, all the dishes and the bite area woulod be spotlessly clean and the squirrel would either have drowned, or suffocated in an excess of bubbles. Oh what an excellent suggestion! For folk who, unlike me, have washing up in the sink. Mary who last night did because of a phone call reminding us of a party when we'd forgotten and had to rush out ... :-( |
Close Encounters of the Tree Rat kind..Follow up
"Mr Alun Davies" wrote in message ... Earlier in the week I received a text from my wife that a pair of Tree Rats (Squirrels) were gambolling along our back fence leading the dog a merry dance. Very nice I thought, wildlife in our garden after 3 years.....Niiiiiiice. snip You'll all be pleased to know that TR1 is alive and (unfortunately) well. My finger swelled up and the bubble burst after I "disinfected" it with 8 year old Irish whisky, much of which was drunk also. Last nights outing to the restaurant for our anniversary wasn't marred in the slightest by SWMBO telling all and sundry I was a tree rat victim ! and lastly my finger has gone down and I don't have any lasting effects other than a craving for Kent Cob nuts... |
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"Mr Alun Davies" wrote in message ... You'll all be pleased to know that TR1 is alive and (unfortunately) well. My finger swelled up and the bubble burst after I "disinfected" it with 8 year old Irish whisky, much of which was drunk also. Most Irish whiskey, to me, tastes like I imagine paint stripper smells :-( I'm sure it would do a great job of disinfecting and in distress could be drunk. Last nights outing to the restaurant for our anniversary wasn't marred in the slightest by SWMBO telling all and sundry I was a tree rat victim ! Of course not. You were a hero! and lastly my finger has gone down er - gone down where? and I don't have any lasting effects other than a craving for Kent Cob nuts... LOL! Thanks for instigating an amusing thread :-) Mary |
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On Sun, 9 Jul 2006 20:53:04 +0100, Mary Fisher wrote:
All you needed to do, was lower the extremity + rotating squirrel attachment into the washing up bowl filled with hot soapy water and dirty dishes. in about five seconds, all the dishes and the bite area woulod be spotlessly clean and the squirrel would either have drowned, or suffocated in an excess of bubbles. Oh what an excellent suggestion! For folk who, unlike me, have washing up in the sink. Agreed Mary there is something really gross about a sink or bowl full of washing up just sitting there festering and the oils/fats gongealing on the surface of the water. urgh... I somehow think that it would take somewaht longer than 5s for TR1 to drown as well. You'll need a good string grip on the little bar steward so it might as well be round it's neck. The other thing to mention is claws and powerful legs, the little bar stewards won't be following the Queensbury Rules... -- Cheers Dave. pam is missing e-mail |
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"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.com... On Sun, 9 Jul 2006 16:17:11 +0100, Mary Fisher wrote: At this point you should have tried to dump the pest in a bucket of water, making sure it could not get away. What a good idea! Find a bucket and take it to kitchen ... We are in the kitchen... or outside tap and fill it. It doesn't take long. Quite. One has free hand, the teeth of TR1 are currently safely engaged in severing a finger. Grab the little bar steward tightly round the neck until it lets go, remember to continue grabbing the little bar steward tightly round the neck for several minutes just to make sure the little bar steward doesn't get a second chance at finger severing. You're forgetting it can probably do more damage with its claws than its teeth. The moral of the tale is not to try to pick up wild animals without taking sensible precautions in the first place. |
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"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.com... .... Agreed Mary there is something really gross about a sink or bowl full of washing up just sitting there festering and the oils/fats gongealing on the surface of the water. urgh... I bow to your greater experience :-) We never have fats and oils in washing up water anyway, it's easy to wipe any off with a paper towel. Yorkshire Water spent more than £3m last year unblocking pipes clogged with fats. And somehow that hot meaty succulence is disgusting when it's cold and greasy :-( I somehow think that it would take somewaht longer than 5s for TR1 to drown as well. You'll need a good string grip on the little bar steward so it might as well be round it's neck. The other thing to mention is claws and powerful legs, the little bar stewards won't be following the Queensbury Rules... Sounds as though you wouldn't be either :-) Do they have fleas? Mary |
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"BAC" wrote in message ... You're forgetting it can probably do more damage with its claws than its teeth. The moral of the tale is not to try to pick up wild animals without taking sensible precautions in the first place. The OP did say that he grabbed the animal during an adrenalin rush. Can you be certain that in the same circumstances you'd take sensible precautions? I suspect I'd have backed off but none of us knows how we'd deal with such an unusual situation unless we were highly trained. Thankfully, dealing with squirrels at close quarters isn't a normal part of our lives. The theory is fine until you have to face the problem. For instance, dealing with bees and wasps is easy for me because I did a lot of it but most people panic and don't take sensible precautions - or what they think are sensible precautions are not sensible. Mary |
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"Mary Fisher" wrote in message t... "BAC" wrote in message ... You're forgetting it can probably do more damage with its claws than its teeth. The moral of the tale is not to try to pick up wild animals without taking sensible precautions in the first place. The OP did say that he grabbed the animal during an adrenalin rush. Can you be certain that in the same circumstances you'd take sensible precautions? Yes, 100% certain. I'd no more grab a (scared) wild squirrel with my bare hands than I'd grab a rat or a feral cat or a stray dog or a mink or whatever in similar circumstances. If its got teeth and claws and its scared, it shouldn't surprise people if it uses them. I suspect I'd have backed off but none of us knows how we'd deal with such an unusual situation unless we were highly trained. I can't agree with that. You don't have to be highly trained, you just have to exercise sensible caution. Thankfully, dealing with squirrels at close quarters isn't a normal part of our lives. The theory is fine until you have to face the problem. I expect the OP would wish others to benefit from his experience, and that he would advise them not to try and grab a squirrel with their bare hands - as I said, that's the moral of the tale, and hopefully people will pick up on that. For instance, dealing with bees and wasps is easy for me because I did a lot of it but most people panic and don't take sensible precautions - or what they think are sensible precautions are not sensible. I doubt many people would think grabbing hold of a 'trapped' wasp with their bare hand was particularly sensible :-) |
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"Mary Fisher" wrote in message t... "Alan Holmes" wrote in message ... "Mr Alun Davies" wrote in message ... Earlier in the week I received a text from my wife that a pair of Tree Rats (Squirrels) were gambolling along our back fence leading the dog a merry dance. Very nice I thought, wildlife in our garden after 3 years.....Niiiiiiice. Daily visits to the bird table and the stealth stealing of the peanuts from the feeder suggested that Tree Rats were up to their usual antics and giving the dog a hard time. Early A.M we were awoken by a frantic scrambling around complete with loud crashes, bangs and squealing coming from our dining room. It transpires, upon me investigating the commotion by using the first four stairs down as an arse support, that Tree Rat 1 had decided that venturing INTO the house might be a way of providing itself with more food, problem was that as my Wife had been up a little earlier and left the door open to the garden for the dog to wander, Tree Rat 1 was unaware that the dog was now behind him and a Tail/Dog mouth interface ensued with Tree Rat 1 having a clear advantage of being able to use smaller gaps through furniture than a 4 stone dog! Grab of dog and despatch to other room, shut door. Tree Rat 1 decides to make a bid for freedom to the kitchen, entirely bypassing the open door to the garden and to hide behind the cooker. Plan A: Adrenalin rush in me says grab Tree Rat 1 and despatch to garden. Plan A Tree Rat1: Bite the bugger! Plan B: Bleed profusely from 3 tooth marks in longest finger while attempting to extract Tree Rat 1 from finger. Dangling 5ft in the air from my finger DID NOT faze the bugger at all, in fact upon reaching BONE in my finger resolutely refused to let go. Plan B Tree Rat 1: Bite harder until flying lessons ensue. At this point you should have tried to dump the pest in a bucket of water, making sure it could not get away. What a good idea! Find a bucket and take it to kitchen or outside tap and fill it. It doesn't take long. Of course it might SEEM like a long time with TR1 dangling from extremity ... Had another thought, just try to gouge it's eyes out, that would make it let go and hopefully blind the thing completely. Alan Mary |
Close Encounters of the Tree Rat kind
"Mary Fisher" wrote in message t... "Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.com... On Sun, 9 Jul 2006 16:17:11 +0100, Mary Fisher wrote: At this point you should have tried to dump the pest in a bucket of water, making sure it could not get away. What a good idea! Find a bucket and take it to kitchen ... We are in the kitchen... Easy then! or outside tap and fill it. It doesn't take long. Quite. One has free hand, the teeth of TR1 are currently safely engaged in severing a finger. Grab the little bar steward tightly round the neck until it lets go, remember to continue grabbing the little bar steward tightly round the neck for several minutes just to make sure the little bar steward doesn't get a second chance at finger severing. Well, yes, but Alan was suggesting an alternative solution :-) Either method would do, but I wonder if the bar steward would have a go at slashing the hand with it's claws. Alan Mary |
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"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.com... On Sun, 9 Jul 2006 20:53:04 +0100, Mary Fisher wrote: All you needed to do, was lower the extremity + rotating squirrel attachment into the washing up bowl filled with hot soapy water and dirty dishes. in about five seconds, all the dishes and the bite area woulod be spotlessly clean and the squirrel would either have drowned, or suffocated in an excess of bubbles. Oh what an excellent suggestion! For folk who, unlike me, have washing up in the sink. Agreed Mary there is something really gross about a sink or bowl full of washing up just sitting there festering and the oils/fats gongealing on the surface of the water. urgh... I somehow think that it would take somewaht longer than 5s for TR1 to drown as well. You'll need a good string grip on the little bar steward so it might as well be round it's neck. It takes 8 seconds. I have timed it on several occassions! The other thing to mention is claws and powerful legs, the little bar stewards won't be following the Queensbury Rules... Yes that could be a slight problem! Alan -- Cheers Dave. pam is missing e-mail |
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"Mary Fisher" wrote in message t... "BAC" wrote in message ... You're forgetting it can probably do more damage with its claws than its teeth. The moral of the tale is not to try to pick up wild animals without taking sensible precautions in the first place. The OP did say that he grabbed the animal during an adrenalin rush. Can you be certain that in the same circumstances you'd take sensible precautions? I suspect I'd have backed off but none of us knows how we'd deal with such an unusual situation unless we were highly trained. Thankfully, dealing with squirrels at close quarters isn't a normal part of our lives. I would have got a net and trapped the thing in that, you could then either smash the buggers head in with a hammer, or drown it. Alan |
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"Alan Holmes" wrote in message ... "Mary Fisher" wrote in message t... "Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.com... On Sun, 9 Jul 2006 16:17:11 +0100, Mary Fisher wrote: At this point you should have tried to dump the pest in a bucket of water, making sure it could not get away. What a good idea! Find a bucket and take it to kitchen ... We are in the kitchen... Easy then! or outside tap and fill it. It doesn't take long. Quite. One has free hand, the teeth of TR1 are currently safely engaged in severing a finger. Grab the little bar steward tightly round the neck until it lets go, remember to continue grabbing the little bar steward tightly round the neck for several minutes just to make sure the little bar steward doesn't get a second chance at finger severing. Well, yes, but Alan was suggesting an alternative solution :-) Either method would do, but I wonder if the bar steward would have a go at slashing the hand with it's claws. Didn't need to, it had a firm grip with its gnashers, apparently. Mary |
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"Alan Holmes" wrote in message ... I would have got a net and trapped the thing in that, you could then either smash the buggers head in with a hammer, or drown it. Not all of us have a squirrel net to hand ... that is one which will withstand the teeth. Alan |
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"Alan Holmes" wrote in message ... Had another thought, just try to gouge it's eyes out, that would make it let go and hopefully blind the thing completely. This could develop into an interesting thread ... Mary |
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On Sat, 8 Jul 2006 12:10:37 +0100, "Mr Alun Davies" wrote:
Earlier in the week I received a text from my wife that a pair of Tree Rats (Squirrels) were gambolling along our back fence leading the dog a merry dance. Very nice I thought, wildlife in our garden after 3 years.....Niiiiiiice. Daily visits to the bird table and the stealth stealing of the peanuts from the feeder suggested that Tree Rats were up to their usual antics and giving the dog a hard time. Early A.M we were awoken by a frantic scrambling around complete with loud crashes, bangs and squealing coming from our dining room. It transpires, upon me investigating the commotion by using the first four stairs down as an arse support, that Tree Rat 1 had decided that venturing INTO the house might be a way of providing itself with more food, problem was that as my Wife had been up a little earlier and left the door open to the garden for the dog to wander, Tree Rat 1 was unaware that the dog was now behind him and a Tail/Dog mouth interface ensued with Tree Rat 1 having a clear advantage of being able to use smaller gaps through furniture than a 4 stone dog! Grab of dog and despatch to other room, shut door. Tree Rat 1 decides to make a bid for freedom to the kitchen, entirely bypassing the open door to the garden and to hide behind the cooker. Plan A: Adrenalin rush in me says grab Tree Rat 1 and despatch to garden. Plan A Tree Rat1: Bite the bugger! Plan B: Bleed profusely from 3 tooth marks in longest finger while attempting to extract Tree Rat 1 from finger. Dangling 5ft in the air from my finger DID NOT faze the bugger at all, in fact upon reaching BONE in my finger resolutely refused to let go. Plan B Tree Rat 1: Bite harder until flying lessons ensue. It appears that Plan B in both camps was effective. Lessons Learned: 1 Don't let Tree Rat 1 be cornered. 2 Pick up using thick towel next time if he is 3 Learn Tree Rat language as swearing in human form isn't understood. 4 4 stone dogs are NOT good at Furniture avoidance in small spaces. All this before 07.30...........so went to work to chill out. Thank you for the story. Also it reminded me of this one http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squ...ding_story.htm The first time I read it I nearly PMSL. I hope the finger heals ok :) Rick... (The other Rick) |
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"Rick" wrote in message ... Thank you for the story. Also it reminded me of this one http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squ...ding_story.htm Ah yes, I'd forgotten that one. Brilliant! Mary |
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"Sena" wrote in message t... ng said... Also it reminded me of this one http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squ...ding_story.htm The first time I read it I nearly PMSL. ROFL!! Oh, splendid! I'd post it elsewhere, except that they've probably seen it already. Hmm, I wonder if the National Assembly for Wales would appreciate it? I happen to know a few bods concerned with environmental matters.... Are you in Wales? Mary -- To reply see 'from' in headers; lose the domain, and insert dots and @ where common sense dictates. |
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Mary Fisher writes
"Alan Holmes" wrote in message ... Had another thought, just try to gouge it's eyes out, that would make it let go and hopefully blind the thing completely. This could develop into an interesting thread ... Am I the only one who feels this thread is getting a long way from being remotely entertaining? -- Kay |
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In article , K writes: | | Am I the only one who feels this thread is getting a long way from being | remotely entertaining? No. Regards, Nick Maclaren. |
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"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message ... The message from K contains these words: Am I the only one who feels this thread is getting a long way from being remotely entertaining? Maybe it would improve if we widen the discussion. "I have squirrels in the garden, so should I fill in the pond? "..discuss. Janet. Naughty! Although I once saw a squirrel fall in our pond. It got out very quickly and I've never seen anything so thin and miserable! With wet fur there's nothing to them! Mary |
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In article , Janet Baraclough writes: | The message | from K contains these words: | | Am I the only one who feels this thread is getting a long way from being | remotely entertaining? | | Maybe it would improve if we widen the discussion. | | "I have squirrels in the garden, so should I fill in the pond? "..discuss. By filling it full of nettles and peeing on it, clearly. Regards, Nick Maclaren. |
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On 11/7/06 20:39, in article , "K"
wrote: snip Am I the only one who feels this thread is getting a long way from being remotely entertaining? No. -- Sacha www.hillhousenursery.co.uk South Devon (email address on website) |
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"Sena" wrote in message t... ng said... Also it reminded me of this one http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squ...ding_story.htm The first time I read it I nearly PMSL. ROFL!! Oh, splendid! I'd post it elsewhere, except that they've probably seen it already. Hmm, I wonder if the National Assembly for Wales would appreciate it? I happen to know a few bods concerned with environmental matters.... Are you in Wales? How did you guess? :-) -- To reply see 'from' in headers; lose the domain, and insert dots and @ where common sense dictates. |
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"K" wrote in message ... Mary Fisher writes "Alan Holmes" wrote in message ... Had another thought, just try to gouge it's eyes out, that would make it let go and hopefully blind the thing completely. This could develop into an interesting thread ... Am I the only one who feels this thread is getting a long way from being remotely entertaining? No, but I didn't find it 'entertaining' in the first place. |
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"Sena" wrote in message t... said... "Sena" wrote in message t... ng said... Also it reminded me of this one http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squ...ding_story.htm The first time I read it I nearly PMSL. ROFL!! Oh, splendid! I'd post it elsewhere, except that they've probably seen it already. Hmm, I wonder if the National Assembly for Wales would appreciate it? I happen to know a few bods concerned with environmental matters.... Are you in Wales? How did you guess? :-) -- To reply see 'from' in headers; lose the domain, and insert dots and @ where common sense dictates. I can't work that out. Can you mail me? Mary |
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Close Encounters of the Tree Rat kind
"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message ... The message from K contains these words: Am I the only one who feels this thread is getting a long way from being remotely entertaining? Maybe it would improve if we widen the discussion. "I have squirrels in the garden, so should I fill in the pond? "..discuss. With squirrels, yes! Alan |
Close Encounters of the Tree Rat kind
"Mary Fisher" wrote in message t... "Janet Baraclough" wrote in message ... The message from K contains these words: Am I the only one who feels this thread is getting a long way from being remotely entertaining? Maybe it would improve if we widen the discussion. "I have squirrels in the garden, so should I fill in the pond? "..discuss. Janet. Naughty! Although I once saw a squirrel fall in our pond. It got out very quickly and I've never seen anything so thin and miserable! With wet fur there's nothing to them! Which is why I cannot understand why people talk about cooking them, I've never seen one with enough meat on it to want to bother. Alan Mary |
Close Encounters of the Tree Rat kind
"Sena" wrote in message t... said... I would have got a net and trapped the thing in that, you could then either smash the buggers head in with a hammer, or drown it. Are we to take it you don't like squirrels? Wherever did you get that impression?(:-) Alan -- To reply see 'from' in headers; lose the domain, and insert dots and @ where common sense dictates. |
Close Encounters of the Tree Rat kind
"Alan Holmes" wrote in message ... I once saw a squirrel fall in our pond. It got out very quickly and I've never seen anything so thin and miserable! With wet fur there's nothing to them! Which is why I cannot understand why people talk about cooking them, I've never seen one with enough meat on it to want to bother. Only the back legs have enough meat but it's delicious. The problem is getting the skin off. I think they used something similar for glueing the labels on 78rpm records. Mary |
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