Hi there, Bunt's the name and milk floats
is me game (even without VAT added!)

You might remember me from "Frauds R Us"
trading as "Have An ISP Over to scam
£100k while getting erections looking at
12 year olds"...

No ? Never mind......

Being a clever cunning sort of guy I'm
welding (well trying to weld actually)
a Lister engine on the back of the float
so that I can charge the batteries as I
drive along.

"Eh WHY NOT!!!!!?" I thought to myself
after hearing the story of Topsy the
Elephant.

All I have to do is get a cheap Chrinese
ELECTRIC CHAIR and bolt that onto my milk
float and I don't have to bother with
courts. I Just drive to their address
and invite them to have a seat!

Now where can I get a 138DC to a much
higher voltage convertor to complete ny
cunning plan?.....

Will swap for large collection of illegal
MP3's or blow up rubber doll.

"Just Another Residents Fan" wrote in message


Now where can I get a 138DC to a much
higher voltage convertor to complete ny
cunning plan?.....

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Don't bother to increase the voltage. If you can get a good enough
electrical contact, 138 v DC is quite dangerous enough. Ask on uk.d-i-y as
they know all the electrical regs there, and your contraption may not pass
health and safety requirements.

Oh, and whatever you're on, stop taking it.

http://tinyurl.com/fh2c5

looks comfy enough, if a tad pricey...