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Old 27-08-2006, 02:00 PM posted to uk.local.southwest,uk.local.devon,uk.local.bristol,uk.rec.gardening,uk.local.hampshire
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Default Recycle those old Tampax

Women - bless them. They're simple things, and at certain times of the
month it takes little more than a compressed tube of cotton wool to
make them smile.

I'm Francis Walkfoot, and I understand that after three busy weeks
avoiding impregnation, there's nothing a woman likes better than to
bleed freely from the genitals, just like Mother Nature intended!


During these four or five days a woman likes to pamper herself a little

and inserts sanitary towels into herself to absorb her wasted
substances which can include blood, urine and interuteral tissue, but
as all good Husbands are aware, the mounting costs of allowing your
women this luxury might ultimately outweigh the benefits of having her
at all, especially if you don't have her very often.


Every penny counts, and it's essential for the Modern Man to economise.

That's why men are men and women quite honestly never will be.


Rather than simply pop-in a fresh towel and throw the old one away, the

clever man RECYCLES the towel, extracting the useful residues (such as
blood, urine and interuteral tissue) and presents back a clean, fresh
tampon ready for speedy re-insertion.


Come and see what the Tampactor can do for YOUR discharges -
http://www.littleboxes.nl/Walkfoot/T.../Tampactor.htm


Best Wishes
Francis Walkfoot

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