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Plague of snails.
"Mary Fisher" wrote in message . net... "David (Normandy)" wrote in message ... The contents of my wife's handbag would easily fill a small removal van. -- Martin My wife once asked me to get something out of her handbag, I swear I could hear voices in the distance shouting "Help - is there anyone there!" So now I take precautions and always open her bag while wearing a safety line... can't be too careful. I think it is a portal into another galaxy. I've heard this before about handbags. I don't have one. What are pockets made for? Mary Since moving to France I've got my own unisex handbag, don't tell anyone or they'll think I'm gay! It's very handy and doesn't have the same stigma as in the UK - I once went out with it there and a van load of builders started wolf whistling me and making suggestive remarks. The Mrs used to complain that her bag weighed a ton carrying my stuff around too, and seeing a number of French men with them got one myself. Pockets are too small - its great for carrying wallet, mobile, camera, passport, little computer, vehicle / insurance docs, cheque book etc. (Not enough room for any lippy though ;-) David. |
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Plague of snails.
"David (Normandy)" wrote in message ... "Mary Fisher" wrote in message . net... "David (Normandy)" wrote in message ... The contents of my wife's handbag would easily fill a small removal van. -- Martin My wife once asked me to get something out of her handbag, I swear I could hear voices in the distance shouting "Help - is there anyone there!" So now I take precautions and always open her bag while wearing a safety line... can't be too careful. I think it is a portal into another galaxy. I've heard this before about handbags. I don't have one. What are pockets made for? Mary Since moving to France I've got my own unisex handbag, don't tell anyone or they'll think I'm gay! It's very handy and doesn't have the same stigma as in the UK - I once went out with it there and a van load of builders started wolf whistling me and making suggestive remarks. Spouse used to carry one to work (school), we gave it to him for Christmas. It was a rather fetching multicoloured south american embroidered one. Nobody ever wolf whistled at him ... but he has rather a large beard. The Mrs used to complain that her bag weighed a ton carrying my stuff around too, Oh is THAT why women have bags? and seeing a number of French men with them got one myself. Pockets are too small - its great for carrying wallet, mobile, camera, passport, little computer, vehicle / insurance docs, cheque book etc. (Not enough room for any lippy though ;-) Do you really need all those things all the time? I manage well with my large bunch of keys, my gardening knife and my mobile. If I'm shopping shudder my credit card goes into my back pocket ( I don't carry cash). surely you don't need a passport all the time? I've no idea where mine is. Oh, and my hanky lives in the same pocket as the phone. If I ever put anything in the wrong pocket I'd panic! Mary |
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Plague of snails.
On Jul 6, 8:08 pm, "Mary Fisher" wrote:
Do you really need all those things all the time? I manage well with my large bunch of keys, my gardening knife and my mobile. If I'm shopping shudder Stop it Mary, I've had a glass or two of wine and the above has me laugh. my credit card goes into my back pocket ( I don't carry cash). I knew it, your Highness. Judith |
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Plague of snails.
" wrote in message ups.com... On Jul 6, 8:08 pm, "Mary Fisher" wrote: Do you really need all those things all the time? I manage well with my large bunch of keys, my gardening knife and my mobile. If I'm shopping shudder Stop it Mary, I've had a glass or two of wine and the above has me laugh. I wrote it after my usual half bottle but it didn't seem funny to me ... my credit card goes into my back pocket ( I don't carry cash). I knew it, your Highness. No, I rarely spend anything and I can't remember a pin because of a medical condition so have to have a chip-n-sig card, it can cause problems in shops. But coinage is heavy and wears my pockets, I tend to lose notes ... I'm a bit of a mess :-) Mary Judith |
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