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Mary Fisher 11-09-2007 10:22 AM

Asparagus berries
 
This morning I noticed a few bright red (beautiful) berries on some
asparagus ferns.

I know I've read something, somewhere about this but can't remember what was
said.

Do I leave them on, remove them or just cut down the whole ferns?

TIA

Mary



Gary Woods 11-09-2007 02:18 PM

Asparagus berries
 
"Mary Fisher" wrote:

This morning I noticed a few bright red (beautiful) berries on some
asparagus ferns.


That means you have some girl asparagii, and they're with child.
You can smush the ripe berries and wash the black seeds inside to plant if
you want to produce more plants.


Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at home.earthlink.net/~garygarlic
Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420' elevation. NY WO G

Mary Fisher 11-09-2007 02:36 PM

Asparagus berries
 

"Gary Woods" wrote in message
...
"Mary Fisher" wrote:

This morning I noticed a few bright red (beautiful) berries on some
asparagus ferns.


That means you have some girl asparagii, and they're with child.


Oh no! I didn't know things like that went on in our garden :-)

You can smush the ripe berries and wash the black seeds inside to plant if
you want to produce more plants.


I don't, but thanks for the tip. There's no more room in my small asparagus
bed, if anything it's already overcrowded.

Mary




Mogga 11-09-2007 02:57 PM

Asparagus berries
 
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:36:08 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:


"Gary Woods" wrote in message
.. .
"Mary Fisher" wrote:

This morning I noticed a few bright red (beautiful) berries on some
asparagus ferns.


That means you have some girl asparagii, and they're with child.


Oh no! I didn't know things like that went on in our garden :-)

You can smush the ripe berries and wash the black seeds inside to plant if
you want to produce more plants.


I don't, but thanks for the tip. There's no more room in my small asparagus
bed, if anything it's already overcrowded.

Mary



You could pass it on to your neighbours maybe?
we've got a neighbour who never refuses any plants including a ripped
up apple tree someone left in an alley and she nursed it back to
health.
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Ah fetch it yourself if you can't wait for delivery
http://www.freedeliveryuk.co.uk
Or get it delivered for free

Mary Fisher 11-09-2007 03:02 PM

Asparagus berries
 

"Mogga" wrote in message
...

You could pass it on to your neighbours maybe?
we've got a neighbour who never refuses any plants including a ripped
up apple tree someone left in an alley and she nursed it back to
health.


I wish our neighbours were like that!

They either prefer to do no gardening at all or grow flowers. Next door's do
grow pears, runner beans, onions, tomatoes and something I've forgotten but
they never eat them. And they don't give them away either, just leave them
to rot.

There's nowt so queer as folks!

Mary



Dwayne 12-09-2007 02:24 AM

Asparagus berries
 
Just leave them alone. Most likely the birds will spread them for you, and
you wont get blamed.

Dwayne

"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
t...
This morning I noticed a few bright red (beautiful) berries on some
asparagus ferns.

I know I've read something, somewhere about this but can't remember what
was said.

Do I leave them on, remove them or just cut down the whole ferns?

TIA

Mary




John Vanini 12-09-2007 07:52 AM

Asparagus berries
 

"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
t...
This morning I noticed a few bright red (beautiful) berries on some
asparagus ferns.

I know I've read something, somewhere about this but can't remember what
was said.

Do I leave them on, remove them or just cut down the whole ferns?

TIA

Mary


_______________________________________



Hi Mary,



Asparagus plants are either male or female and both produce flowers. The
male flowers pollinate those on the female, which then grow into berries.



Because the female plant uses up a lot of energy in producing the berries,
it is also not as healthy, doesn't live as long, and produces fewer spears
than a male (up to a third fewer).



It's best not to allow the berries to fall on the ground mainly for two
reasons; the first being that they will sprout to form new plants and cause
overcrowding. However, these can be removed when weeding, as necessary.



The second reason is a fungus, called "fusarium wilt", which will kill
asparagus and can spread from the mother plant, via the seeds, into the
soil, producing red streaks at the base of the shoots before the inner root
tissue collapses. How likely this is, I don't know!



The RHS advises that you remove any female plants and yet you can buy both
female and male crowns.



Growers are working on producing all-male varieties to benefit from the
better harvest and there are several on the market at the moment,
including - Jersey Giant, Jersey Prince, and Jersey Knight.



How do I know all this? I'm no expert but I have a bed of about twenty
asparagus ferns, out of which three are covered with berries. One gardening
book said, "Never let the berries fall on the soil" but didn't give a
reason. None of my other gardening books mentioned the berries, so, I've
spent hours, over the past weeks, reading, asking questions, and searching
the Internet trying to find out why. I only managed, from many sources, to
piece the story together yesterday.



I like to know the full story and hate being told to this or don't do that
without being given a good reason why. If I know why, I can make my own
judgements in future.



I hope this helps.



Best regards



John



David Rance 12-09-2007 08:55 AM

Asparagus berries
 
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 John Vanini wrote:

I like to know the full story and hate being told to this or don't do that
without being given a good reason why. If I know why, I can make my own
judgements in future.


I quite agree! But this was a failing of the head gardeners and garden
writers of yesteryear which is why we had a generation of people who
followed the advice that they had been given without having the
slightest idea why. And then people said that they must be right because
they had been taught by such-and-such a person - and so the ignorance
continued.

I remember the same thing when I was a child. If I asked why something
was done, it was interpreted as a challenge. "Don't ask questions. Just
DO it!"

Thank goodness times have changed.

David

--
David Rance http://www.mesnil.demon.co.uk
Fido Address: 2:252/110 writing from Caversham, Reading, UK


Mary Fisher 12-09-2007 09:26 AM

Asparagus berries
 

"John Vanini" wrote in message
...

"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
t...
This morning I noticed a few bright red (beautiful) berries on some
asparagus ferns.

snip most


I hope this helps.

Thank you, John, it was very informative - and yes, helpful. Saved me from
trying to find all that conflicting stuff!

I'm genuinely grateful, your post has been saved.

Mary



'Mike' 12-09-2007 09:28 AM

Asparagus berries
 


"David Rance" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 John Vanini wrote:

I like to know the full story and hate being told to this or don't do that
without being given a good reason why. If I know why, I can make my own
judgements in future.


I quite agree! But this was a failing of the head gardeners and garden
writers of yesteryear which is why we had a generation of people who
followed the advice that they had been given without having the slightest
idea why. And then people said that they must be right because they had
been taught by such-and-such a person - and so the ignorance continued.


Same old story in Industry when a new starter arrives, "Sit with Tom, Dick,
Harry, Agnes, Flo, they will show you" Yes bad habits as well :-(

Mike


--
www.rneba.org.uk for the latest pictures of the very first reunion and
Inaugural General Meeting. Nothing less than a fantastic success.
The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association.
'THE' Association if you served in the Electrical Branch of the Royal Navy
www.rneba.org.uk to find your ex-Greenie mess mates
www.iowtours.com for all ex-Service Reunions. More being added regularly
"Navy Days" Portsmouth 25th - 27th July 2008. RN Shipmates will have a Stand




Mary Fisher 12-09-2007 09:30 AM

Asparagus berries
 

"David Rance" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 John Vanini wrote:

I remember the same thing when I was a child. If I asked why something was
done, it was interpreted as a challenge. "Don't ask questions. Just DO
it!"

Thank goodness times have changed.


In my experience they haven't, much. I'm always regarded as being
challenging when I ask why or for evidence.

Mary



'Mike' 12-09-2007 09:39 AM

Asparagus berries
 


"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
t...

"David Rance" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 John Vanini wrote:

I remember the same thing when I was a child. If I asked why something
was done, it was interpreted as a challenge. "Don't ask questions. Just
DO it!"

Thank goodness times have changed.


In my experience they haven't, much. I'm always regarded as being
challenging when I ask why or for evidence.

Mary



AH! But you can have too much product knowledge :-((

Percy Whiting in his great book "The Five Great Rules of Selling" gives a
wonderful example of this of where a Salesman was losing accounts when he
learnt too much of how a thing worked and bored the pants of his prospective
customers instead of just what it did!! What will it do for me? Is all that
is wanted in selling!! Well,....... almost ;-)

Mike


--
www.rneba.org.uk for the latest pictures of the very first reunion and
Inaugural General Meeting. Nothing less than a fantastic success.
The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association.
'THE' Association if you served in the Electrical Branch of the Royal Navy
www.rneba.org.uk to find your ex-Greenie mess mates
www.iowtours.com for all ex-Service Reunions. More being added regularly
"Navy Days" Portsmouth 25th - 27th July 2008. RN Shipmates will have a Stand




David \(Normandy\) 12-09-2007 10:37 AM

Asparagus berries
 
AH! But you can have too much product knowledge :-((

Percy Whiting in his great book "The Five Great Rules of Selling" gives a
wonderful example of this of where a Salesman was losing accounts when he
learnt too much of how a thing worked and bored the pants of his
prospective customers instead of just what it did!! What will it do for
me? Is all that is wanted in selling!! Well,....... almost ;-)

Mike


A timely reminder! Years ago on a marketing course I was taught to sell
"benefits" not "features". However, it is so easy to slip into the trap you
mentioned. I was just thinking about a website I am going to design,
promoting some software I'd written recently. The problem being of course my
detailed knowledge about all the wonderful details of how the software works
and all it's technical features. The design I had in mind would have "bored
the pants off prospective customers" instead of teasing them to buy because
of "what it can do for them".

David.



'Mike' 12-09-2007 10:53 AM

Asparagus berries
 


"David (Normandy)" wrote in message
...
AH! But you can have too much product knowledge :-((

Percy Whiting in his great book "The Five Great Rules of Selling" gives a
wonderful example of this of where a Salesman was losing accounts when he
learnt too much of how a thing worked and bored the pants of his
prospective customers instead of just what it did!! What will it do for
me? Is all that is wanted in selling!! Well,....... almost ;-)

Mike


A timely reminder! Years ago on a marketing course I was taught to sell
"benefits" not "features". However, it is so easy to slip into the trap
you mentioned. I was just thinking about a website I am going to design,
promoting some software I'd written recently. The problem being of course
my detailed knowledge about all the wonderful details of how the software
works and all it's technical features. The design I had in mind would have
"bored the pants off prospective customers" instead of teasing them to buy
because of "what it can do for them".

David.


I was at the Ideal Home Exhibition in Bournemouth a couple of weekends ago
and was interested in the Solar Panels for the roof. I am afraid the
salesmen were too technical on how the things were made to tell me the
advantages!!!

I have been asked by an MD to design a sales Course and give the Sales Team
a series of 'talks' to motivate :-))

Mike


--
www.rneba.org.uk for the latest pictures of the very first reunion and
Inaugural General Meeting. Nothing less than a fantastic success.
The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association.
'THE' Association if you served in the Electrical Branch of the Royal Navy
www.rneba.org.uk to find your ex-Greenie mess mates
www.iowtours.com for all ex-Service Reunions. More being added regularly
"Navy Days" Portsmouth 25th - 27th July 2008. RN Shipmates will have a Stand




Nick Maclaren 12-09-2007 11:18 AM

Asparagus berries
 

In article ,
"'Mike'" writes:
|
| I was at the Ideal Home Exhibition in Bournemouth a couple of weekends ago
| and was interested in the Solar Panels for the roof. I am afraid the
| salesmen were too technical on how the things were made to tell me the
| advantages!!!

Sorry, but what you say is a recipe for fraud. When customers are too
stupid or ignorant to know when they are being flagrantly lied to, the
advantages are all with the sharks that do just that.

God help me, that is also why it is so hard to buy functional equipment
for many purposes, and why we get the politicians we deserve.

I utterly loathe salesdroids who claim to be technically competent
when it is clear that I have forgotten more than they will ever learn,
in an area that isn't even one of the ones where I claim much expertise.
Unfortunately, with the current dumbing down of everything, this is
becoming more common and even worse.

God help me, most of the so-called technical advisors of solar panel
companies don't seem to know EVEN the difference between the solar
constant, the average UK per diem insolation, its annual variation
and the potential power deliverable in electricity. They should be
required to pedal a rusty bicycle generator, stark naked, on a sunny
day on the top of Kilimanjaro until they have generated a kilowatt-
hour to teach them!

http://www.elise.com/quotes/a/heinle...or_insects.php


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

'Mike' 12-09-2007 12:31 PM

Asparagus berries
 


"Nick Maclaren" wrote in message
...

In article ,
"'Mike'" writes:
|
| I was at the Ideal Home Exhibition in Bournemouth a couple of weekends
ago
| and was interested in the Solar Panels for the roof. I am afraid the
| salesmen were too technical on how the things were made to tell me the
| advantages!!!

Sorry, but what you say is a recipe for fraud. When customers are too
stupid or ignorant to know when they are being flagrantly lied to,


Not exactly 'lied' to in another demonstration, but not 'told the whole
truth'.

Steam Carpet Cleaner. "Look how good it is on this Wax Crayon mark". Few
runs backwards and forwards and there it is clean :-))

Steam? Wax? :-))

Biro? Paint? Something the dog has brought in? ........... Something
unknown? ......

..
NO!

Mike
Who didn't come down in the last shower of rain


--
www.rneba.org.uk for the latest pictures of the very first reunion and
Inaugural General Meeting. Nothing less than a fantastic success.
The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association.
'THE' Association if you served in the Electrical Branch of the Royal Navy
www.rneba.org.uk to find your ex-Greenie mess mates
www.iowtours.com for all ex-Service Reunions. More being added regularly
"Navy Days" Portsmouth 25th - 27th July 2008. RN Shipmates will have a Stand




John Vanini 12-09-2007 01:00 PM

Asparagus berries
 

"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
t...

"John Vanini" wrote in message
...

snip most


I hope this helps.

Thank you, John, it was very informative - and yes, helpful. Saved me from
trying to find all that conflicting stuff!

I'm genuinely grateful, your post has been saved.

Mary

You're very welcome, Mary! As I had spent so long trying to get at the truth
it was worthwhile passing it on!

Take care and best regards,

John



K 12-09-2007 01:06 PM

Asparagus berries
 
"David (Normandy)" writes
A timely reminder! Years ago on a marketing course I was taught to sell
"benefits" not "features". However, it is so easy to slip into the trap you
mentioned. I was just thinking about a website I am going to design,
promoting some software I'd written recently. The problem being of course my
detailed knowledge about all the wonderful details of how the software works
and all it's technical features. The design I had in mind would have "bored
the pants off prospective customers" instead of teasing them to buy because
of "what it can do for them".


Yeah, and those of us who want to know more than empty promises get
really frustrated because there's not a spec in sight. It's a sad state
when you have to resort to review sites and other users to find out
factual info that the seller should have told you.
--
Kay

K 12-09-2007 01:07 PM

Asparagus berries
 
David Rance writes
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 John Vanini wrote:

I like to know the full story and hate being told to this or don't do that
without being given a good reason why. If I know why, I can make my own
judgements in future.


I quite agree! But this was a failing of the head gardeners and garden
writers of yesteryear which is why we had a generation of people who
followed the advice that they had been given without having the
slightest idea why. And then people said that they must be right
because they had been taught by such-and-such a person - and so the
ignorance continued.

I remember the same thing when I was a child. If I asked why something
was done, it was interpreted as a challenge. "Don't ask questions. Just
DO it!"

Not enough, though. Too many written instructions still say 'do this' or
'don't do this' without telling you the consequences if you disobey.
'Avoid alcohol while using this medicine'. Why? Will it make the
medicine less effective? Will it make me ill? Will it simply exacerbate
the effects of the alcohol? If the latter, then I'll stick with the
alcohol but just drink a bit less, or be a bit more careful.

I want the information to be able to make my own decision.

And while I'm on this rant - my train is cancelled, I can either go via
a different station or take a bus. So I ask the train information point
what time the train will reach my station. 'Oh, we don't have the
information about that. You'll have to go to the intermediate station
and ask there'. 'Will I be quicker by bus?' 'That is your decision
entirely'. How can I make a decision if I have no information to base it
on? Grrr.
--
Kay

Uncle Marvo 12-09-2007 01:30 PM

Asparagus berries
 
In reply to K ) who wrote this in
, I, Marvo, say :


I want the information to be able to make my own decision.

Sadly, K, you are in a minority, being capable of assimilating said
information and acting thereupon.

I think so much has to be dumbed-down in order for the burk-at-large to use
something without actually killing himself with it.



'Mike' 12-09-2007 01:36 PM

Asparagus berries
 


"K" wrote in message
...
David Rance writes
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 John Vanini wrote:

I like to know the full story and hate being told to this or don't do
that
without being given a good reason why. If I know why, I can make my own
judgements in future.


I quite agree! But this was a failing of the head gardeners and garden
writers of yesteryear which is why we had a generation of people who
followed the advice that they had been given without having the slightest
idea why. And then people said that they must be right because they had
been taught by such-and-such a person - and so the ignorance continued.

I remember the same thing when I was a child. If I asked why something was
done, it was interpreted as a challenge. "Don't ask questions. Just DO
it!"

Not enough, though. Too many written instructions still say 'do this' or
'don't do this' without telling you the consequences if you disobey.
'Avoid alcohol while using this medicine'. Why? Will it make the medicine
less effective? Will it make me ill? Will it simply exacerbate the effects
of the alcohol? If the latter, then I'll stick with the alcohol but just
drink a bit less, or be a bit more careful.

I want the information to be able to make my own decision.

And while I'm on this rant - my train is cancelled, I can either go via a
different station or take a bus. So I ask the train information point what
time the train will reach my station. 'Oh, we don't have the information
about that. You'll have to go to the intermediate station and ask there'.
'Will I be quicker by bus?' 'That is your decision entirely'. How can I
make a decision if I have no information to base it on? Grrr.
--
Kay


Ah!! This is the point Kay

The example was a telephone salesman who knew what the telephone would do,
and what it would not do. Yes you can talk to your friends. Yes you can talk
to two of your friends at once. Yes it has a loudspeaker so all the people
in the room can hear etc etc etc

But when another Salesman in an overnight hotel asked him how the telephone
worked, he didn't know and was ridiculed as selling something he didn't know
how it worked.

He spent hours studying and knew more about telephones than Bell. How many
wires there were under the High Street, how an exchange worked and how many
soldered connections, how long it took to develop and how much it cost to
develop. Does the customer know this? No.

Toooooooooooooooo much knowledge was dangerous.

Mike


--
www.rneba.org.uk for the latest pictures of the very first reunion and
Inaugural General Meeting. Nothing less than a fantastic success.
The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association.
'THE' Association if you served in the Electrical Branch of the Royal Navy
www.rneba.org.uk to find your ex-Greenie mess mates
www.iowtours.com for all ex-Service Reunions. More being added regularly
"Navy Days" Portsmouth 25th - 27th July 2008. RN Shipmates will have a Stand




David \(Normandy\) 12-09-2007 01:52 PM

Asparagus berries
 

"K" wrote in message
...
"David (Normandy)" writes
A timely reminder! Years ago on a marketing course I was taught to sell
"benefits" not "features". However, it is so easy to slip into the trap
you
mentioned. I was just thinking about a website I am going to design,
promoting some software I'd written recently. The problem being of course
my
detailed knowledge about all the wonderful details of how the software
works
and all it's technical features. The design I had in mind would have
"bored
the pants off prospective customers" instead of teasing them to buy
because
of "what it can do for them".


Yeah, and those of us who want to know more than empty promises get really
frustrated because there's not a spec in sight. It's a sad state when you
have to resort to review sites and other users to find out factual info
that the seller should have told you.
--
Kay


Sorry, I don't think I was clear. Allow me to elaborate. I'm not saying
there should be no details or facts and information, it is a case of where
they are positioned. Take the following scenario for example:

A lady goes into a computer shop and says "My son's family live in
Australia. He says if I get a computer I will be able to talk to him free of
charge on the telephone, send something called "e-mails" and read something
he's got called a "blog".

What the lady wants to buy is not really a computer but a means of
communicating with her family. A good salesman would realise this and
appreciate from her description that she is not computer literate. He would
not just plunge in with something like "Well you've come to the right place,
we've got the latest hardware with choices of Vista, XP, Macs and even
Linux. Pick AMD or Intel processors 32 or 64 bit with anything from 500 mega
bytes to 4 giga bytes of RAM, internal or external or external high capacity
hard drives with fast seek times and more USB ports than you can shake a
stick at!

While the detail should be given if necessary or required, the above would
just confuse the hell out of the lady. If I was the customer my requirements
would be entirely different and a detailed technical discussion would be
appropriate.

With software (or anything else) it makes sense for the opening page (or
sales pitch) to say in a very short summary what it is for and what benefits
people would get from buying it. There can be links (or discussion) to
deeper and deeper levels of technical details. The person viewing the site
(or talking to a salesman) chooses the level of information that is relevant
to them. A good salesman has both detailed technical knowledge of his
products (often lacking in many stores) and the ability to listen to what
the potential customer actually wants and help guide their buying decision.

I think there is a saying something along the lines that a good salesman
uses his ears more than this tongue.

David.








'Mike' 12-09-2007 02:10 PM

Asparagus berries
 


"David (Normandy)" wrote in message
...

"K" wrote in message
...
"David (Normandy)" writes
A timely reminder! Years ago on a marketing course I was taught to sell
"benefits" not "features". However, it is so easy to slip into the trap
you
mentioned. I was just thinking about a website I am going to design,
promoting some software I'd written recently. The problem being of course
my
detailed knowledge about all the wonderful details of how the software
works
and all it's technical features. The design I had in mind would have
"bored
the pants off prospective customers" instead of teasing them to buy
because
of "what it can do for them".


Yeah, and those of us who want to know more than empty promises get
really frustrated because there's not a spec in sight. It's a sad state
when you have to resort to review sites and other users to find out
factual info that the seller should have told you.
--
Kay


Sorry, I don't think I was clear. Allow me to elaborate. I'm not saying
there should be no details or facts and information, it is a case of where
they are positioned. Take the following scenario for example:

A lady goes into a computer shop and says "My son's family live in
Australia. He says if I get a computer I will be able to talk to him free
of charge on the telephone, send something called "e-mails" and read
something he's got called a "blog".

What the lady wants to buy is not really a computer but a means of
communicating with her family. A good salesman would realise this and
appreciate from her description that she is not computer literate. He
would not just plunge in with something like "Well you've come to the
right place, we've got the latest hardware with choices of Vista, XP, Macs
and even Linux. Pick AMD or Intel processors 32 or 64 bit with anything
from 500 mega bytes to 4 giga bytes of RAM, internal or external or
external high capacity hard drives with fast seek times and more USB ports
than you can shake a stick at!

While the detail should be given if necessary or required, the above would
just confuse the hell out of the lady. If I was the customer my
requirements would be entirely different and a detailed technical
discussion would be appropriate.

With software (or anything else) it makes sense for the opening page (or
sales pitch) to say in a very short summary what it is for and what
benefits people would get from buying it. There can be links (or
discussion) to deeper and deeper levels of technical details. The person
viewing the site (or talking to a salesman) chooses the level of
information that is relevant to them. A good salesman has both detailed
technical knowledge of his products (often lacking in many stores) and the
ability to listen to what the potential customer actually wants and help
guide their buying decision.

I think there is a saying something along the lines that a good salesman
uses his ears more than this tongue.

David.

When I am approached by an Association to organise their reunion, I ask a
lot of questions as to what they want. 'No two Association's reunions are
the same' http://www.iowtours.com/whatwecando.asp refers ;-))

And I quite agree with you about the old lady who 'just wants to send
emails', my point with my example of the Telephone salesman.

"You have two ears and one mouth. You should use them in the same
proportion"

Mike


--
www.rneba.org.uk for the latest pictures of the very first reunion and
Inaugural General Meeting. Nothing less than a fantastic success.
The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association.
'THE' Association if you served in the Electrical Branch of the Royal Navy
www.rneba.org.uk to find your ex-Greenie mess mates
www.iowtours.com for all ex-Service Reunions. More being added regularly
"Navy Days" Portsmouth 25th - 27th July 2008. RN Shipmates will have a Stand




David \(Normandy\) 12-09-2007 02:17 PM

Asparagus berries
 
I think there is a saying something along the lines that a good salesman
uses his ears more than this tongue.

David.


"You have two ears and one mouth. You should use them in the same
proportion"

Mike


Yes! That's the saying I was thinking of.

David.



Nick Maclaren 12-09-2007 02:31 PM

Asparagus berries
 

In article ,
"Uncle Marvo" writes:
|
| Sadly, K, you are in a minority, being capable of assimilating said
| information and acting thereupon.
|
| I think so much has to be dumbed-down in order for the burk-at-large to use
| something without actually killing himself with it.

Well, this is somewhere I agree with the Blessed Margaret. The solution
is to provide LESS protection for such people and not MORE - they will
then learn, or eliminate themselves from the gene pool.

But they SHOULD be provided with help if they want to improve themselves,
which is where I dissent from her position.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

Nick Maclaren 12-09-2007 02:35 PM

Asparagus berries
 

In article ,
"David \(Normandy\)" writes:
|
| A lady goes into a computer shop and says "My son's family live in
| Australia. He says if I get a computer I will be able to talk to him free of
| charge on the telephone, send something called "e-mails" and read something
| he's got called a "blog".
|
| What the lady wants to buy is not really a computer but a means of
| communicating with her family. A good salesman would realise this and
| appreciate from her description that she is not computer literate. He would
| not just plunge in with something like "Well you've come to the right place,
| we've got the latest hardware with choices of Vista, XP, Macs and even
| Linux. Pick AMD or Intel processors 32 or 64 bit with anything from 500 mega
| bytes to 4 giga bytes of RAM, internal or external or external high capacity
| hard drives with fast seek times and more USB ports than you can shake a
| stick at!

And exactly why it it any better to say "This runs the latest
version of Microsoft Vista and can do everything you need"?

Putting her off computers for life is more ethical.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

Uncle Marvo 12-09-2007 02:42 PM

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In reply to Nick Maclaren ) who wrote this in
, I, Marvo, say :

In article ,
"Uncle Marvo" writes:

Sadly, K, you are in a minority, being capable of assimilating said
information and acting thereupon.

I think so much has to be dumbed-down in order for the
burk-at-large to use something without actually killing himself
with it.


Well, this is somewhere I agree with the Blessed Margaret. The
solution is to provide LESS protection for such people and not MORE -
they will then learn, or eliminate themselves from the gene pool.

If you did that, there would be a whole raft of unemployed
ex-Health-and-Safety people.

But they SHOULD be provided with help if they want to improve
themselves, which is where I dissent from her position.

I agree.

Who the Heck is The Blessed Margaret?



Uncle Marvo 12-09-2007 02:43 PM

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In reply to Nick Maclaren ) who wrote this in
, I, Marvo, say :

latest version of Microsoft Vista and can do everything you need

I can spot an oxymoron a mile off.



David \(Normandy\) 12-09-2007 02:44 PM

Asparagus berries
 
Yeah, and those of us who want to know more than empty promises get really
frustrated because there's not a spec in sight. It's a sad state when you
have to resort to review sites and other users to find out factual info
that the seller should have told you.
--
Kay


Further to my other reply, I do agree there is a general lack of
availability of detailed specs for lots of things.
Recently I've been trying (without success) to buy a new, high spec, Vista
notebook computer that I can also install Linux Ubuntu on. It would be
really nice to source one knowing that the hardware drivers for Linux
existed for it, instead of hunting around after purchase and not getting all
the important ones.

I usually buy HP hardware and tried a pre-sales enquiry to HP asking if they
could recommend any of their hardware that fitted the bill, but they
eventually sent me a very short email saying in effect "no - we can't be
bothered". It has cost them an immediate sale and the loss of a long term
customer.

David.



Nick Maclaren 12-09-2007 02:47 PM

Asparagus berries
 

In article ,
"Uncle Marvo" writes:
|
| Who the Heck is The Blessed Margaret?

The Iron Lady.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

David \(Normandy\) 12-09-2007 02:48 PM

Asparagus berries
 

"Uncle Marvo" wrote in message
...
In reply to Nick Maclaren ) who wrote this in
, I, Marvo, say :

latest version of Microsoft Vista and can do everything you need

I can spot an oxymoron a mile off.


Agreed. Unfortunately I need to buy a Vista pc so I can do software
installation tests on it. Beyond that it turns out Vista would be completely
useless to me as it is incompatible with most of the important software that
I use on a daily basis. I can't help but wish Vista dies before I have to
buy it.

David.



Nick Maclaren 12-09-2007 02:48 PM

Asparagus berries
 

In article ,
"Uncle Marvo" writes:
|
| latest version of Microsoft Vista and can do everything you need
|
| I can spot an oxymoron a mile off.

Sadly, Uncle Marvo, you are in a minority, being capable of recognising
an oxymoron and acting thereupon.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

Nick Maclaren 12-09-2007 02:50 PM

Asparagus berries
 

In article ,
"David \(Normandy\)" writes:
|
| Agreed. Unfortunately I need to buy a Vista pc so I can do software
| installation tests on it. Beyond that it turns out Vista would be completely
| useless to me as it is incompatible with most of the important software that
| I use on a daily basis. I can't help but wish Vista dies before I have to
| buy it.

Hasta la Vista?


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

'Mike' 12-09-2007 02:53 PM

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"Uncle Marvo" wrote in message
...
In reply to Nick Maclaren ) who wrote this in
, I, Marvo, say :

In article ,
"Uncle Marvo" writes:

Who the Heck is The Blessed Margaret?


The Iron Lady.

How stupid of me.

She was often right, bless her.


Hitler would have been proud of her :-((

Mike


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David \(Normandy\) 12-09-2007 02:53 PM

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Hasta la Vista?


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.


As nice as a termination would be, I fear Vista's dying words would be

"I'll be back!"



Uncle Marvo 12-09-2007 02:55 PM

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In reply to Nick Maclaren ) who wrote this in
, I, Marvo, say :

In article ,
"Uncle Marvo" writes:

Who the Heck is The Blessed Margaret?


The Iron Lady.

How stupid of me.

She was often right, bless her.



Uncle Marvo 12-09-2007 02:56 PM

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In reply to Nick Maclaren ) who wrote this in
, I, Marvo, say :

In article ,
"Uncle Marvo" writes:

latest version of Microsoft Vista and can do everything you need

I can spot an oxymoron a mile off.


Sadly, Uncle Marvo, you are in a minority, being capable of
recognising an oxymoron and acting thereupon.

Touche, Nick!

Indeed. I have to "do" Vista now and again, but I refuse to let anyone here
load it on their machine on pain of death, until it gets to at least Service
Pack 2. And then I'll have it for at least six months on my spare laptop
first, and it won't be running anything important.

I *have* seen it, and it sucks, as they say in the USA.



Rhiannon_s 12-09-2007 03:10 PM

Asparagus berries
 


"Uncle Marvo" wrote in message
...
In reply to Nick Maclaren ) who wrote this in
, I, Marvo, say :

In article ,
"Uncle Marvo" writes:

Who the Heck is The Blessed Margaret?


The Iron Lady.

How stupid of me.

She was often right, bless her.


yes, very far to the right and usually in the wrong. I can't wait until
they compost her!
--
Rhiannon_s
Once you accept "because" as a valid reason the world becomes a much simpler
place.



Nick Maclaren 12-09-2007 03:10 PM

Asparagus berries
 

In article ,
"'Mike'" writes:
| "Uncle Marvo" wrote in message
| ...
|
| Who the Heck is The Blessed Margaret?
|
| The Iron Lady.
|
| How stupid of me.
|
| She was often right, bless her.
|
| Hitler would have been proud of her :-((

According to Usenet rules, this terminates the thread.

I will, however, respond: crap. Mussolini, perhaps, but she was
never as evil as you imply.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

'Mike' 12-09-2007 03:16 PM

Asparagus berries
 


"Rhiannon_s" wrote in message
...


"Uncle Marvo" wrote in message
...
In reply to Nick Maclaren ) who wrote this in
, I, Marvo, say :

In article ,
"Uncle Marvo" writes:

Who the Heck is The Blessed Margaret?

The Iron Lady.

How stupid of me.

She was often right, bless her.


yes, very far to the right and usually in the wrong. I can't wait until
they compost her!
--


Did you see that some idiot suggested that she should have a State
Funeral??????? :-((((

Mike


--
www.rneba.org.uk for the latest pictures of the very first reunion and
Inaugural General Meeting. Nothing less than a fantastic success.
The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association.
'THE' Association if you served in the Electrical Branch of the Royal Navy
www.rneba.org.uk to find your ex-Greenie mess mates
www.iowtours.com for all ex-Service Reunions. More being added regularly
"Navy Days" Portsmouth 25th - 27th July 2008. RN Shipmates will have a Stand





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