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What to do with grey squirrels - M Ogilvie pro hunt nut and extremist, adviser for SNH suggests we should eat squirrels!
Greetings little british gourmets - I will tell you how to make tasty
meal from rats al la cuisine mongolian. First you get Marmot dancer to caper around and marmots pop out and Marmot dancers assistant grabs them. Skin your marmot round the neck and fold back the marmots skin round it's neck so that only one orifice is left. Insert greased bung up the arse of the marmot and throw on the fire. As the monglian marmot inflates when it is ready for serving the bung blasts out his arse. The honoured guest then gets the first squirt of marmot juice which of course is the clearings of the rats bowels. The honoured guest invariably having participated in this ancient and honourable ceremoney of the drinking of the juice form the bowels of rat then sometimes contracts serious disease whilst the mongolians get to drink the tasty stomach contents. - Show quoted text - Fanciful and whimsical, perhaps, but not impossible and far from inedible, I'm assured. That being said, I'm not sure how fnaciful or whimsical it is, after all dormice and guinea pigs are eaten in many parts of the world, and rabbits and hares, which are more or less closely related to squirrels, are very popular here in Britain so why should squirrel casserole taste so different? How does one tell the age of a squirrel? Although I'm more than happy to feed the buzzards and kites with the carcasses of my squirrels, I do sometimes wish I could be keep the younger ones back for the pot.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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