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Old 17-11-2007, 09:47 PM posted to alt.sports.soccer.everton,alt.test,uk.media.tv.sky,uk.rec.gardening,uk.sport.football.clubs.liverpool
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:03:55 GMT, "Fads" wrote:


"JIM" wrote in message
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"
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"JIM" wrote in message
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SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ****ING ****S!!


OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE **** UP FOR GOOD


NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!

You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.


I'LL CUT YOUR ****ING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, ****!!


Wow! Well 'ard

Your drivel is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Your
post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in
literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a
flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of
the mouth and constipation of the mind. Have you ever noticed that whenever
you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? Oh well, as the late
Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or
interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured
with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you
wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on the
Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers
look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother
didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you
would.

In conclusion, thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique
point of view. Now **** off!

(credit to http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/auto-flamer.htm)


DON'T **** WITH ME COZ I *WILL* SLIT YOUR THROAT!!


 
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