"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
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I have at least one family of heffalumps in my rhubarb, I'll have you
know.

The elephant is a curious bird

It swings from bough to bough.

It makes its nest in a rhubarb tree

And whistles like a cow.



Or:

How do you get an elephant down from a tree?

Wait 'til autumn and the leaves fall

Mary

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| In the Vintage Arms Association ther is a December Vintage Shotgun Clay
| Pigeon Shoot, and one of the eagerly awaited treats is a chance to fire
| Hob's 2-bore shoulder-gun.

Boggle. Thrice boggle. In wet weather, do they have to dig people
out of the soil into which they have become embedded?


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

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I suppose a 12 bore is out of the question? ;-)) Console yourself
with the
thought that half term is nearly over......

I've got a 4-bore...

Hmmmmm. For wild & foul, eh?

Well, no, for heffalumps, actually.

Undoubtedly, this would explain why there are so few in Norfolk? ;-)

I have at least one family of heffalumps in my rhubarb, I'll have you know.

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/rhubarb0.jpg

I think they've packed their trunks and trundled off to the jungle...... ;-)
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Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
'We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our
children.'

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In article ,
Rusty Hinge 2 writes:
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| In the Vintage Arms Association ther is a December Vintage Shotgun Clay
| Pigeon Shoot, and one of the eagerly awaited treats is a chance to fire
| Hob's 2-bore shoulder-gun.

Boggle. Thrice boggle. In wet weather, do they have to dig people
out of the soil into which they have become embedded?

Rather depends on the angle of elevation.

When shooting ground game, the hunter is advised to wear a mattress
strapped to his back.

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