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hugh 05-09-2008 12:22 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
In message , Sacha
writes
On 5/9/08 07:40, in article ,
"Martin" wrote:

On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha wrote:

On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:

On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:

On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:

In message , Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the bloody
spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh! I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!


Not batting for the other side?


Playing for the home team.

This has really creased me up but I do declare I can't come up with any
more I'm completely run out.

--
hugh
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hugh 05-09-2008 01:13 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
In message , Stan The Man
writes
On 2008-09-05 07:40:33 +0100, Martin said:

On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha wrote:

On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:

On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:

On 4/9/08 22:28, in article ,
"hugh"
] wrote:

In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the
bloody spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))
I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh! I
knocked
'em
for six!
What four?
I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.
Ducking and running?
and bowling naive blonde maidens over.
Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?


Six, six, six - that's all you ever think about.

That's what a score board is for!!
--
hugh
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Sacha[_3_] 05-09-2008 07:13 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
On 5/9/08 12:22, in article , "hugh"
] wrote:

In message , Sacha
writes
On 5/9/08 07:40, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:

On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha wrote:

On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:

On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:

On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:

In message , Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the bloody
spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh! I
knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?


Playing for the home team.

This has really creased me up but I do declare I can't come up with any
more I'm completely run out.


;-))) Clearly not!!
--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon



Rusty Hinge 2 05-09-2008 10:00 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:59:40 +0100, Sacha wrote:
On 5/9/08 07:40, in article ,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the bloody
spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?


Playing for the home team.


after she was caught by the wicket keeper.


Or having a wild slash on the offside?

--
Rusty
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Rusty Hinge 2 05-09-2008 10:01 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
The message
from Sacha contains these words:

We've had it hurling against the windows since early this morning. Now it's
stopped for a bit but the breeze is getting up again and it's a very black
horizon over there. We're going to lunch with someone who is moving to
Gloucestershire and wants to give Ray cuttings of some of her most precious
plants,


Coo!

so there's a fair chance we'll be drenched to the skin and blown to
Cornwall!


And which is worse?

--
Rusty
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Rusty Hinge 2 05-09-2008 10:07 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
The message
from hugh ] contains these words:
In message , Sacha
writes
On 5/9/08 07:40, in article ,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the bloody
spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?


Playing for the home team.


This has really creased me up but I do declare I can't come up with any
more I'm completely run out.


No balls, that's the trouble.

--
Rusty
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk
Separator in search of a sig

Rusty Hinge 2 05-09-2008 10:08 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:16:37 +0100, Stan The Man wrote:
On 2008-09-05 07:40:33 +0100, Martin said:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article ,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the
bloody spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?


Six, six, six - that's all you ever think about.


Well, I declare.


So, you're not all out for a win, then?

--
Rusty
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk
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Sacha[_3_] 05-09-2008 10:32 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
On 5/9/08 20:30, in article ,
"Martin" wrote:

snip

We have what's left of your storm.


It's gone quiet here tonight and the rain has stopped, too. Let's just hope
it doesn't presage further and greater endeavours tomorrow!

--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon



Gordon H 05-09-2008 10:58 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
In message , Granity
writes

Last night I checked today's forecast for my area, it was: Sunny
intervals up until early evening then heavy rain and thunderstorms. I
woke up this morning to thick fog and it's now raining. This means that
last nights forecast was 100% wrong, in fact I can't remember when we
last had a reasonably correct forecast in the last few months but I
suppose there must have been some.
While I appreciate it's a difficult art surely they, with all the super
computers etc they have, they could do better than this.


For a short term forecast I look at this:

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/radar/

Animating it gives a good idea of what's coming in the next hour or
three. :)
--
Gordon H

Sacha[_3_] 06-09-2008 11:10 AM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
On 5/9/08 22:01, in article ,
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote:

The message
from Sacha contains these words:

We've had it hurling against the windows since early this morning. Now it's
stopped for a bit but the breeze is getting up again and it's a very black
horizon over there. We're going to lunch with someone who is moving to
Gloucestershire and wants to give Ray cuttings of some of her most precious
plants,


Coo!

so there's a fair chance we'll be drenched to the skin and blown to
Cornwall!


And which is worse?


In the event, it was half and half. We arrived in pouring rain - there was
a break in wind and rain while we were having pre-lunch drinks so we did a
dash round the garden closest to the house, intending to do the walled
garden and other bits after lunch. During lunch the heavens opened again,
wind ripped up the valley and we all agreed the rest would have to wait for
another time! Poor thing had a Rosa banksia torn off the front of her house
almost as we watched. Luckily, it wasn't actually uprooted.
--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon



Sacha[_3_] 06-09-2008 11:10 AM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
On 5/9/08 22:07, in article ,
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote:

The message
from hugh ] contains these words:
In message , Sacha
writes
On 5/9/08 07:40, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the bloody
spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Playing for the home team.


This has really creased me up but I do declare I can't come up with any
more I'm completely run out.


No balls, that's the trouble.


Ever so slightly bats, though.

--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon



Sacha[_3_] 06-09-2008 11:11 AM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
On 5/9/08 22:08, in article ,
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote:

The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:16:37 +0100, Stan The Man wrote:
On 2008-09-05 07:40:33 +0100, Martin said:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the
bloody spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Six, six, six - that's all you ever think about.


Well, I declare.


So, you're not all out for a win, then?


Must have lost the will-ow.

--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon



Sacha[_3_] 06-09-2008 12:19 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
On 6/9/08 11:38, in article ,
"Martin" wrote:

On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 11:10:56 +0100, Sacha wrote:

On 5/9/08 22:07, in article
,
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote:

The message
from hugh ] contains these words:
In message , Sacha
writes
On 5/9/08 07:40, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the bloody
spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Playing for the home team.

This has really creased me up but I do declare I can't come up with any
more I'm completely run out.

No balls, that's the trouble.


Ever so slightly bats, though.


and not stumped?


Bailed out, I'd say.
--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon



Sacha[_3_] 06-09-2008 12:23 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
On 6/9/08 11:42, in article ,
"Martin" wrote:

On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 22:58:12 +0100, Gordon H wrote:

In message , Granity
writes

Last night I checked today's forecast for my area, it was: Sunny
intervals up until early evening then heavy rain and thunderstorms. I
woke up this morning to thick fog and it's now raining. This means that
last nights forecast was 100% wrong, in fact I can't remember when we
last had a reasonably correct forecast in the last few months but I
suppose there must have been some.
While I appreciate it's a difficult art surely they, with all the super
computers etc they have, they could do better than this.


For a short term forecast I look at this:

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/radar/

Animating it gives a good idea of what's coming in the next hour or
three. :)


Those who aren't colour blind might prefer this
http://www.meteox.co.uk/h.aspx?r=&ja...soort=satradar


Ugh. I wish I hadn't seen that!
--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon



®óñ© © ²°¹°-°² 06-09-2008 01:57 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 22:00:46 +0100, Rusty Hinge 2
wrote and included this (or some of
this):


Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Playing for the home team.


after she was caught by the wicket keeper.


Or having a wild slash on the offside?


Flogging the Chinaman?

--
®óñ© © ²°¹°-°²




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